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Old 09-24-2009, 12:02 PM   #1
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Who here lives in New York?

This women needs help...

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/1383180711.html

Put together my IKEA table while I masturbate - w4m - 37 (TriBeCa)
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I bought this IKEA table and i can't assemble it. Come over and put it together for me and I'll masturbate while you do it. With a dildo. And I will serve you unlimited iced tea. I'm 37 and not amazing looking but totally serviceable.


Someone go help her and take some pics.
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:04 PM   #2
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I live in New York. I went over to help her but A. she was hideous and, more troubling, B. I couldn't put the table together. The iced tea was good, tho.
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:06 PM   #3
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:09 PM   #4
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Where is Juicy? TriBeCa is not far from him.
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:09 PM   #5
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JUICY to the rescue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:14 PM   #6
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:57 PM   #7
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Well that's one way to get your chores done...
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Old 09-24-2009, 01:05 PM   #8
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I want to see the instruction booklet that pictures a dildo in the tools required section. Seriously, would you doubt it? I wouldnt. Maybe a little, but not much.
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Old 09-24-2009, 01:24 PM   #9
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Old 09-24-2009, 01:25 PM   #10
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Tribeca is about 5 blocks from me. To bad the post has been removed
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Old 09-24-2009, 02:32 PM   #11
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Hey, she'll do that for free? That reminds me, Karen O lives in New York.
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Old 09-24-2009, 02:58 PM   #12
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I am grabbing my tools now and heading over
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Old 09-24-2009, 04:19 PM   #13
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She had a penis....

So I ran for my life.

Damn u ICEEEEEEEEe
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Old 09-24-2009, 04:35 PM   #14
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This women needs help...

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/1383180711.html

Put together my IKEA table while I masturbate - w4m - 37 (TriBeCa)
Date: 2009-09-20, 1:00AM EDT
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I bought this IKEA table and i can't assemble it. Come over and put it together for me and I'll masturbate while you do it. With a dildo. And I will serve you unlimited iced tea. I'm 37 and not amazing looking but totally serviceable.


Someone go help her and take some pics.
lol - funny
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Old 09-24-2009, 04:41 PM   #15
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She had a penis....

So I ran for my life.

Damn u ICEEEEEEEEe
where did she get this penis?
did she get your penis???????????

did you get your penis back?
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