Drug Paraphernalia... If You Are Reading This... You Have It and can be arrested - GoFuckYourself.com

Mr Bond · 09-24-2009, 11:34 AM

OK... I know everyone already knows that ( that everyone here gets high and had some sort of drug Drug Paraphernalia... and if your new to the biz just get ready for good times )

What you may not know is that: Having Just $20 means you have Drug Paraphernalia.

Now, aside from your obvious things like: bongs, pipes, whip-its, whip-it-crackers, coke bumbers and snorters, crack pipes, crack lighters and torches, water bongs, needles, rolling papers, filled or unfilled: dime bags, quarter bags, ounce bags, 8-balls, keys (of cocaine), lines (of cocaine), kine bud, the chronic, mary jane, marajuana, LSD, heroin, pot plants, cannabis, cannabis farms, nurseries and green houses, smurfs, rufies/royhipnol, X-TA-SEEEEee, MDMA, shots, mushrooms, shrooms, joints , roaches, phatties and so on....

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........... HOW does having $20 = Drug Paraphernalia???

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Well, Now that I'm basically retired... I find my self watching episodes of COPS on a regular basis.

They bust a guy snorting coke off the porcelain of a restroom urinal,

They couldn't get him for possession of cocaine because he had just snorted the evidence...

But he had roll up a $20 dollar bill to use as a snort pipe...

And they booked him for Drug Paraphernalia... with a $20 bill as evidence.

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WTF???

Profits of Doom · 09-24-2009, 11:37 AM

Because there was probably fresh cocaine residue all over the $20 bill. Yes, I know almost all bills in circulation have residue, but not in the amount that will be on that $20 bill...

Carmine Raguso · 09-24-2009, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

Because there was probably fresh cocaine residue all over the $20 bill. Yes, I know almost all bills in circulation have residue, but not in the amount that will be on that $20 bill...

I have a bump that conveniently has for up my ass in a situation or thrice

Darkland · 09-24-2009, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

Because there was probably fresh cocaine residue all over the $20 bill. Yes, I know almost all bills in circulation have residue, but not in the amount that will be on that $20 bill...

Exactly... Not sure why the OP didn't carry out the thought process that far seeing how it seems he spent some time thinking about it and pondering it.

09-24-2009, 11:34 AM	#1
Mr Bond Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,481	Drug Paraphernalia... If You Are Reading This... You Have It and can be arrested OK... I know everyone already knows that ( that everyone here gets high and had some sort of drug Drug Paraphernalia... and if your new to the biz just get ready for good times ) What you may not know is that: Having Just $20 means you have Drug Paraphernalia. Now, aside from your obvious things like: bongs, pipes, whip-its, whip-it-crackers, coke bumbers and snorters, crack pipes, crack lighters and torches, water bongs, needles, rolling papers, filled or unfilled: dime bags, quarter bags, ounce bags, 8-balls, keys (of cocaine), lines (of cocaine), kine bud, the chronic, mary jane, marajuana, LSD, heroin, pot plants, cannabis, cannabis farms, nurseries and green houses, smurfs, rufies/royhipnol, X-TA-SEEEEee, MDMA, shots, mushrooms, shrooms, joints , roaches, phatties and so on.... . ........... HOW does having $20 = Drug Paraphernalia??? . Well, Now that I'm basically retired... I find my self watching episodes of COPS on a regular basis. They bust a guy snorting coke off the porcelain of a restroom urinal, They couldn't get him for possession of cocaine because he had just snorted the evidence... But he had roll up a $20 dollar bill to use as a snort pipe... And they booked him for Drug Paraphernalia... with a $20 bill as evidence. . WTF??? __________________ .

09-24-2009, 11:37 AM	#2
Profits of Doom Monster Rain Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Mongo Posts: 4,978	Because there was probably fresh cocaine residue all over the $20 bill. Yes, I know almost all bills in circulation have residue, but not in the amount that will be on that $20 bill... __________________ “My Free Cams Affiliate Program by CrakRevenue”