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Fag · 02-12-2010, 04:48 PM

Someone please post the links for me.

sphere.com/article/jonah-falcon-man-with-biggest-penis-video-update/19286024

cumm.co.uk/images/jonah-falcon-penis-cock-dick.jpg

awxm · 02-12-2010, 05:03 PM

http://www.aolnews.com/article/jonah...pdate/19286024

Jarmusch · 02-12-2010, 05:10 PM

His mom must be proud

CaptainHowdy · 02-12-2010, 05:13 PM

I have the biggest photoshoped cock as well...

Slick · 02-12-2010, 08:44 PM

That guy is retarded. Hell, if I had a cock that big, I'd surely be in porn

CPimp · 02-12-2010, 09:06 PM

I'd be doing SOMETHING to make some money off of that extreme appendage.

NextBigTube · 02-12-2010, 09:07 PM

Read about him several years ago.

But agree with the others - why hasn't he been able to capitilize on it ? He wasn't bad looking when the story first came out, though he looks a bit sloppy in the video.

Chosen · 02-12-2010, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I have the biggest photoshoped cock as well...

Spunky · 02-12-2010, 09:24 PM

I bet he's a lonely man,what chick want's to fuck a baseball bat

BIGTYMER · 02-12-2010, 09:26 PM

I'm jealous...

billywatson · 02-12-2010, 09:26 PM

I'd hire him for Manojob...but I know almost 100% of the dudes out there could never perform in a porno.

That probably means you, too.

brassmonkey · 02-12-2010, 10:11 PM

arm penis

Platinumpimp · 02-12-2010, 10:20 PM

Thats a real 3rd leg.

Mr. Garibaldi · 02-12-2010, 10:28 PM

maybe he cant get it up?

BIGTYMER · 02-12-2010, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Garibaldi

maybe he cant get it up?

Its so big he doesn't have to get it up dude.

CunningStunt · 02-12-2010, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

I bet he's a lonely man,what chick want's to fuck a baseball bat

I'm sure there's some fat ugly tart out there who's hatched 5 rugrats who could accomodate him.

CYF · 02-12-2010, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BigTymer

Its so big he doesn't have to get it up dude.

StaceyJo · 02-12-2010, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigTymer

Its so big he doesn't have to get it up dude.

wild johnny · 02-12-2010, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

His mom must be proud

Laughed hard at that comment,

DaddyHalbucks · 02-12-2010, 11:23 PM

The guy must pass out when he gets hard.

MrKinkade · 02-12-2010, 11:57 PM

i have a cock that big and i am in porn LMAO

Fucksakes · 02-13-2010, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

I'm sure there's some fat ugly tart out there who's hatched 5 rugrats who could accomodate him.

need my exgf phone number?

SNRProductions · 02-13-2010, 12:41 AM

Porn is his calling...I'm sure it'll happen eventually.

Niktamer · 02-13-2010, 12:45 AM

find me his number i'll give him 1000$ if he write "I love Deviantclip, all the crew and their family " on his dick

sortie · 02-13-2010, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by BigTymer

Its so big he doesn't have to get it up dude.

Raf1 · 02-13-2010, 08:38 AM

if he went to the gym, took care of himself and stopped being such a pussy, he could easily get decent cash in the porn biz.

Scott McD · 02-13-2010, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

what chick want's to fuck a baseball bat

I've seen a few videos actually which seems to suggest some do.

HunkyLuke · 02-13-2010, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I have the biggest photoshoped cock as well...

LOL!!!!!! funny cuz its true

Zuzana Designs · 02-13-2010, 09:22 AM

He could use that dick as a baseball bat!

Gerco · 02-13-2010, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MrKinkade

i have a cock that big and i am in porn LMAO

1. the link to the swingers club is 404...

2. I've been to all the swinger clubs in and around the Cincinnati area... Largest collection of fat disgusting herds congregating in filth I have ever seen. Seriously, swingers in that area make carnies look good.

Fletch XXX · 02-13-2010, 09:42 AM

And he is White, ha ha! White boys got big ones too girls! ;)

MrBottomTooth · 02-13-2010, 09:45 AM

He hangs out on the alt.video.games.xbox newsgroup and does a cable access show about the New York Yankees.

Some of Howard Stern's guys used to prank call him all the time.

If you search youtube for Jonah Falcon you can probably see some of the videos of him getting pranked. It is really kinda sad.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 02-13-2010, 09:45 AM

That thing is a kick stand, makes him a tripod.
A few viagra's he may get that thing up and hard for a porn scene.

MrBottomTooth · 02-13-2010, 10:04 AM

Forgot to mention, the reason he probably doesn't do porn is because he's a homo. There's video of him kissing Sulu on Stern too. Disgusting. He couldn't get it up for Sulu either.

DaddyHalbucks · 02-13-2010, 11:25 AM

Just proves that the size of your cock can't unmake you a loser.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 02-13-2010, 11:51 AM

This guy should have his own Enlarge your penis size Site. (He could claim he is not only the owner, but also a client.

Or at least be an affiliate to one of the programs since he is home doing nothing.

mmcfadden · 02-13-2010, 11:52 AM

somebody should forward the hbo show to him... hung

every man with a big or small penis comes to a crossroads at some point

John-ACWM · 02-13-2010, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigTymer

Its so big he doesn't have to get it up dude.

right

digitaldivas · 02-13-2010, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I bet he's a lonely man,what chick want's to fuck a baseball bat

"size queens"

brand0n · 02-13-2010, 01:34 PM

so metaman lives with his mom?

Robbie · 02-13-2010, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

Forgot to mention, the reason he probably doesn't do porn is because he's a homo. There's video of him kissing Sulu on Stern too. Disgusting. He couldn't get it up for Sulu either.

You probably don't realize that there is gay porn. I'm not an expert in selling that niche, but I would guess that he could do well doing gay porn where the emphasis is on the cock.

mmcfadden · 02-13-2010, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

You probably don't realize that there is gay porn. I'm not an expert in selling that niche, but I would guess that he could do well doing gay porn where the emphasis is on the cock.

that would likely hurt a lot of a holes

Robbie · 02-13-2010, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by mmcfadden

that would likely hurt a lot of a holes

You might have never heard of ass fisting.

mmcfadden · 02-13-2010, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

You might have never heard of ass fisting.

until now?

nothing sexier then an arm up the butt

gandalfuy · 02-13-2010, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

Forgot to mention, the reason he probably doesn't do porn is because he's a homo.

That's no reason, he could do gay porn anyway.

MrKinkade · 02-13-2010, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Niktamer

find me his number i'll give him 1000$ if he write "I love Deviantclip, all the crew and their family " on his dick

does taht go for me because I can do it??

VikingStar · 02-13-2010, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

His mom must be proud

buhahahahahhaa LOOOL man

CYF · 02-13-2010, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MrKinkade

does taht go for me because I can do it??

I think he wants something bigger than 6point font

brassmonkey · 02-13-2010, 03:00 PM

hahahaha!!!

MrKinkade · 02-13-2010, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerco

1. the link to the swingers club is 404...

2. I've been to all the swinger clubs in and around the Cincinnati area... Largest collection of fat disgusting herds congregating in filth I have ever seen. Seriously, swingers in that area make carnies look good.

it says 440 read please its club 440 in milford ohio(suburb of ohio

they are swingers not PORNSTARS they are humans with the same lifestyle goal as I see and get treated as humans not "fat distusting hurds" and I seriously DOUBT you been to them all because you would have called me out on 440 and what they had to offer

nice try making yourself look hard and a swinger YOU FAILED and fail miserabley
you were thinking of club 101 in dayton ohio

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