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Old 10-14-2009, 05:55 PM   #1
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Chinese Sick Leave - I No Come To Work Today

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today , I lily sick. Got head hurt, stomach hurt and leg hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.............. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great.. I be at work soon.........You got nice house'

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Old 10-14-2009, 05:58 PM   #2
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just die.
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Old 10-14-2009, 06:00 PM   #3
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just die.
caught your wife cheating recently?
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Old 10-14-2009, 06:04 PM   #4
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thats a g00d 1
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Old 10-14-2009, 06:09 PM   #5
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Heh heh,that made me chuckle
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