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Old 10-15-2009, 03:29 PM   #1
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Most expensive javascript ever...

http://my.opera.com/hallvors/blog/20...avascript-ever

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if (is.opera)
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window.location.href="config/error.htm";
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Old 10-15-2009, 03:32 PM   #2
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Old 10-15-2009, 03:36 PM   #3
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Oh shit...

But I agree with the javascript, except I'd edit it to this:

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window.location.href="http://www.getfirefox.com";
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Old 10-15-2009, 03:37 PM   #4
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Old 10-15-2009, 04:09 PM   #5
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Old 10-15-2009, 04:23 PM   #6
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Old 10-15-2009, 04:42 PM   #7
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Old 10-15-2009, 07:43 PM   #8
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Old 10-15-2009, 08:05 PM   #10
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Oh shit...

But I agree with the javascript, except I'd edit it to this:

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if (is.opera)
{
window.location.href="http://www.getfirefox.com";
}
werd...

even though i am 100% chrome for everyday surfing boxes...
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Old 10-16-2009, 08:51 AM   #11
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Oh shit...

But I agree with the javascript, except I'd edit it to this:

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window.location.href="http://www.getfirefox.com";
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Old 10-16-2009, 08:52 AM   #12
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haha good one!

I bet it was IBM... I worked for them for a few years and it was a clusterf*ck in there!

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Old 10-16-2009, 09:56 AM   #13
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I don't get it...
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Old 10-16-2009, 10:02 AM   #14
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Old 10-16-2009, 10:08 AM   #15
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I don't get it...
Did you read the story from link?
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Old 10-16-2009, 11:00 AM   #18
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window.alert="You are faster surfer on net!";
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Old 10-16-2009, 11:07 AM   #19
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I'm guessing it was Dell?
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