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Anthony · 10-21-2009, 05:16 PM

So off we go to Chatsworth to train with Just Dave XXX at his friend's BJJ school. I brought one of my partners from Canada to try out some grappling as he's been a big fan of MMA.

Not even a minute on the mats, Just Dave calls me over and says, "Let's roll, let me see what you got". It's been 6 months since I last trained due to a pulled shoulder, and I'm apprehensive going up against one of JJ Machado's first dozen Black Belts, even if he's one of my best buddies.

So after two minutes of getting my ass beat, I tried to do the warmup for the school. I'm not ashamed to say I couldn't finish it, and had to run to the bathroom to throw up. Didn't actually, but dry heaved a bit. The Adrenal Dump was too much that night, and no matter what I tried to do to Dave, he just reversed it and pretty much laughed at me.

All in all, loved being back on the mats, and if you are in the chatsworth area and want to train, you should show up and train! All levels welcome. I've been doing it about 5 years on and off, and Dave makes everyone look like a rank white belt beginner. No better way to get some stress out, exercise, and learn how to fight.

Next open mat is Friday, if you are in the area, let's get a big open mat to train.

fatfoo · 10-21-2009, 05:26 PM

When you say "wrassle", you mean "wrestle"?

CYF · 10-21-2009, 05:27 PM

Sounds like a good time

dyna mo · 10-21-2009, 05:28 PM

did y'all wear tights?

Mohawk Steve · 10-21-2009, 05:35 PM

Never been to a BJJ class or rolled really before, but this could be some fun stuff

(that is before Dave and Anthony snap every joint of mine). I'm not too far from Chatsworth now, hit me on ICQ with more details and I'll see if I can swing by and get wrecked

Juicy D. Links · 10-21-2009, 05:37 PM

TheDoc · 10-21-2009, 05:43 PM

The goal wrasslers!

Alf Hucker · 10-21-2009, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

The one guy is looking at the other guy's weiner, while his ass is pressed against the first guys weiner.

This is a very gay picture.

MaDalton · 10-21-2009, 05:56 PM

it's not gay unless you make eye contact

Alf Hucker · 10-21-2009, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

it's not gay unless you make eye contact

So, one dude, sticking his weiner in another dude's bung isn't gay until they lock eyes?

MaDalton · 10-21-2009, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alf Hucker

So, one dude, sticking his weiner in another dude's bung isn't gay until they lock eyes?

i'm not saying anything without my lawyer, otherwise Anthony is going to "grapple" me next time

Anthony · 10-21-2009, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

did y'all wear tights?

No, I got Dave to wear one of my Gi's. I usually roll with grappling shorts and a rash guard, but I thought I had more of a chance with a Gi. I was wrong. Being man handled by a BJJ Blackbelt is an experience. That he hasn't trained in 2 years only increases the beating I took.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mohawk Steve

Never been to a BJJ class or rolled really before, but this could be some fun stuff

(that is before Dave and Anthony snap every joint of mine). I'm not too far from Chatsworth now, hit me on ICQ with more details and I'll see if I can swing by and get wrecked

Our next one is Friday Steve, I'll make sure you get the info!

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

it's not gay unless you make eye contact

There's sites for that too Stephan!

DirtyDanza · 10-21-2009, 06:21 PM

a black belt with a gi on = trouble...

fuckers will choke you with your own belt...

JenniDahling · 10-21-2009, 06:23 PM

I was hoping this thread would have pictures of you guys in mud or jello.

baddog · 10-21-2009, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alf Hucker

This is a very gay picture.

Ya think?

10-21-2009, 05:16 PM	#1
Anthony Keyboard Warrior Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: One of the outer rings of Hell Posts: 9,653	On Monday, I got a call from Just Dave XXX to go wrassle... So off we go to Chatsworth to train with Just Dave XXX at his friend's BJJ school. I brought one of my partners from Canada to try out some grappling as he's been a big fan of MMA. Not even a minute on the mats, Just Dave calls me over and says, "Let's roll, let me see what you got". It's been 6 months since I last trained due to a pulled shoulder, and I'm apprehensive going up against one of JJ Machado's first dozen Black Belts, even if he's one of my best buddies. So after two minutes of getting my ass beat, I tried to do the warmup for the school. I'm not ashamed to say I couldn't finish it, and had to run to the bathroom to throw up. Didn't actually, but dry heaved a bit. The Adrenal Dump was too much that night, and no matter what I tried to do to Dave, he just reversed it and pretty much laughed at me. All in all, loved being back on the mats, and if you are in the chatsworth area and want to train, you should show up and train! All levels welcome. I've been doing it about 5 years on and off, and Dave makes everyone look like a rank white belt beginner. No better way to get some stress out, exercise, and learn how to fight. Next open mat is Friday, if you are in the area, let's get a big open mat to train. __________________

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