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nekrom · 10-27-2009, 05:39 AM

Just have fun and go with the flow. Shit gets beyond wacky at times but TIT (This Is Thailand).

-N

Slappin Fish · 10-27-2009, 05:42 AM

First time out of your own country and you are going to Pattaya?

You are going to be a prize catch...might as well call Western Union right now

Fucksakes · 10-27-2009, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish

First time out of your own country and you are going to Pattaya?

You are going to be a prize catch...might as well call Western Union right now

better have good bait.

blazin · 10-27-2009, 06:40 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I know a guy who lost his EYE during a "pussy show" in Bangkok. The girl hands out balloons and she blows darts out of her pussy and pops them from across the room. She missed and the dart went right into his eye. He is now minus an eye. If you're going to lose one, what a great way to do so. Nobody ever believes that is how he lost it..

Wow... I guess I was right in handing that baloon to someone else when I was at one of those shows in Pattaya last summer

blazin · 10-27-2009, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Fucksakes

better have good bait.

haha... you have no idea...

CaptainHowdy · 10-27-2009, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I know a guy who lost his EYE during a "pussy show" in Bangkok. The girl hands out balloons and she blows darts out of her pussy and pops them from across the room. She missed and the dart went right into his eye. He is now minus an eye. If you're going to lose one, what a great way to do so. Nobody ever believes that is how he lost it.

The kidney thing, lololol, no worries. Maybe that happened once (or 10 times) here a long time ago. Or maybe that was last year. I can't remember. Either way, they are nice about it and pack you in ice so you live.

So the fun there starts when someone's looses an eye...

plsureking · 10-27-2009, 07:13 AM

i cant believe how long this thread got. there's a lot of guys either in Thailand or visit often. we should hold a conference in Pattaya. a cool one that is. no corporate assholes. just ocean breeze and happy pussy.

The Heron · 10-27-2009, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by blazin

Wow... I guess I was right in handing that baloon to someone else when I was at one of those shows in Pattaya last summer

I make the whore hold the damn thing and far away from me!

Paul Markham · 10-27-2009, 07:58 AM

Here's some advice which I don't think anyone has come up with yet. It's aimed at anyone thinking about shooting in Thai.

Don't shit on your own doorstep.

Live and work on a computer in one place and shoot in another town, place or city. Pose as a tourist who loves to take pictures and videos. A little more expensive but far safer. Also there are some beautiful islands and deserted beaches that are far more interesting then the usual Thai 3-4 star hotel.

Never recruit from the same bar in the same month is also a good tip.

Worked this way in the early 80s and had some great times. And great work, which was confiscated then destroyed by the police in London.

Clean_Franck · 10-28-2009, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

NO! It is illegal. However, how is anyone going to know unless you run around telling everyone what you do? Thailand does watch the internet, but not very close. Use a VPN or don't do direct loads to and from porn sites, and you should be OK.

China... they monitor their internet much more than Thailand, so you may have a better chance of getting caught there. The last time I heard of "webmasters" being arrested in China, they were given 7 years in prison.

Ok thanks. I wasn't really talking about working on sites while there. Simply going as a tourist. Would for example China have details on you before you even enter the country just from their database?

Wilsy · 10-28-2009, 02:26 AM

Hope you have a great time there i am wanting to go out myself but to busy at the moment hopefully i will in the new year though

corbu · 10-28-2009, 04:09 AM

be carful over there

Fucksakes · 10-28-2009, 04:40 AM

Got all my needles, almost feel invinsible now.

tells me not to play in dirty water.. dont drink the water or eat anything that was washed in water, brush my teeth in bottled water.. dont drink fountain pop.. dont buy dead chicken or play in chicken shit lol.. watch out for ppl selling fake medicine.. best i bring my own.. got some mosquitos spray.. got some pills incase I get the shits.

surprized she didnt sell me condoms.

blazin · 10-28-2009, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Fucksakes

Got all my needles, almost feel invinsible now.

tells me not to play in dirty water.. dont drink the water or eat anything that was washed in water, brush my teeth in bottled water.. dont drink fountain pop.. dont buy dead chicken or play in chicken shit lol.. watch out for ppl selling fake medicine.. best i bring my own.. got some mosquitos spray.. got some pills incase I get the shits.

surprized she didnt sell me condoms.

Your hotel mini-bar will have all the condoms you need...

nekrom · 10-28-2009, 05:08 AM

And if you forgot to bring anything, you can get it one of the 10 bazillion 7/11's on every corner.

-N

tranza · 10-28-2009, 09:25 AM

Seems you'll have a secret agent's life now...

TheStout · 10-28-2009, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

So the fun there starts when someone's looses an eye...

Nicely done

Tasty1 · 10-28-2009, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Fucksakes

Got all my needles, almost feel invinsible now.

tells me not to play in dirty water.. dont drink the water or eat anything that was washed in water, brush my teeth in bottled water.. dont drink fountain pop.. dont buy dead chicken or play in chicken shit lol.. watch out for ppl selling fake medicine.. best i bring my own.. got some mosquitos spray.. got some pills incase I get the shits.

surprized she didnt sell me condoms.

Most water is bottled, they don't want sick customers.

Sate on the street is very good. But watch out, i once ordered chicken and i tasted some hard pieces. In malyasia i learned that was sate from the asshole of an chicken. They like that in Thailand and malaysia. But it wasn't that bad.

Wilsy · 10-28-2009, 10:13 AM

Hope you have a great time. Oh and watch out for the chicken ass lol

tahiti · 11-10-2009, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Fucksakes

Am I allowed to work there on my sites? or will I need to keep this a secret somehow.. anyone have any experiences..

Anything I should know that I may not already?

Do NOT VER trust people even if they work for you.
Keep low profile, do your shit and enjoy.
Thailand is great but thai ppl are fucking racist. You'll see by yourself.

pm if u need any help, I'm here for few years now. Where will you move?

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Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Here's some advice which I don't think anyone has come up with yet. It's aimed at anyone thinking about shooting in Thai. Don't shit on your own doorstep. Live and work on a computer in one place and shoot in another town, place or city. Pose as a tourist who loves to take pictures and videos. A little more expensive but far safer. Also there are some beautiful islands and deserted beaches that are far more interesting then the usual Thai 3-4 star hotel. Never recruit from the same bar in the same month is also a good tip. Worked this way in the early 80s and had some great times. And great work, which was confiscated then destroyed by the police in London. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

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Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	Got all my needles, almost feel invinsible now. tells me not to play in dirty water.. dont drink the water or eat anything that was washed in water, brush my teeth in bottled water.. dont drink fountain pop.. dont buy dead chicken or play in chicken shit lol.. watch out for ppl selling fake medicine.. best i bring my own.. got some mosquitos spray.. got some pills incase I get the shits. surprized she didnt sell me condoms. Last edited by Fucksakes; 10-28-2009 at 04:43 AM..

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