All you so called, "SEO EXPERTS" - Why are you even posting in forums? - GoFuckYourself.com

CunningStunt · 11-20-2009, 02:53 AM

If you really knew your shit, you wouldn't need to waste your time in forums touting your business.

Some are here for sport I know, but those advertising their "services" - come on. You're a joke.

SleazyDream · 11-20-2009, 02:55 AM

they do it just to piss you off

d-null · 11-20-2009, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

If you really knew your shit, you wouldn't need to waste your time in forums touting your business.

Some are here for sport I know, but those advertising their "services" - come on. You're a joke.

it's kind of like those late night ads, "My secret to making a million dollars in real estate, send me $19.99 and I'll teach you everything"

CunningStunt · 11-20-2009, 02:58 AM

. You fuckers.

Fat Panda · 11-20-2009, 02:59 AM

spot on, if any of them had mad seo skillz they'd be utilizing them themselves, what a bunch of fuckhead-fucks

LickMyBalls · 11-20-2009, 03:27 AM

Couldn't you say the exact same thing about traffic brokers? If the traffic were worth anything, they wouldn't sell it.

rowan · 11-20-2009, 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by LickMyBalls

Couldn't you say the exact same thing about traffic brokers? If the traffic were worth anything, they wouldn't sell it.

Disagree. Just because they're selling it doesn't mean it's crap - it could mean they don't know how to convert it, or don't want to try the ups and downs of sending to various sponsors.

katharos · 11-20-2009, 03:37 AM

everybody needs a break

JD · 11-20-2009, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by rowan

Disagree. Just because they're selling it doesn't mean it's crap - it could mean they don't know how to convert it, or don't want to try the ups and downs of sending to various sponsors.

or they know that 99% of the people they sell to will never actually do anything with the info so it's basically "free" money that won't bite them in the ass/saturate a method

Matt 26z · 11-20-2009, 03:46 AM

I sale #1 spot Google "porn".

or

$16 ebook tell you how I do it!

i make you lots of money. it be the best day of your life.

Raf1 · 11-20-2009, 04:43 AM

Misinformation...

Scootermuze · 11-20-2009, 05:22 AM

not near as funny as seeing, "Guaranteed #1 spot on Google" and they're on about page 20..
or seeing the same in the paid spots..

XD2 · 11-20-2009, 05:56 AM

I don't normally tout my SEO skills on forums but as a one off special I am willing to guarantee the #1 spot in google for the term:

"Hardcore Chocolate Monkey Buttons"

To the first person to pay me just $1,000,000. The price is because it is such a competitive terms. Everyone likes Monkeys and Chocolate Buttons, hence.

P.S this thread will prob rank #1 for that term in a few days which will surely be definite proof of my mad skillz ;)

InternetIsForPorn · 11-20-2009, 06:15 AM

The assumption "if he knows SEO, why the hell would he charge other people and not work on his own websites" is stupid.

I ran an SEO / New Media agency for 2 years. We did our own projects, but most of the revenue came from clients which we did SEO for.

If you know how to build a palace, it doesn't mean you'll live in one. What we did was specialize in actual SEO - and didn't like to get involved in other aspects of running an online business.

You might think that we could easily build hundreds of landing pages, put up our affiliate links there and be filthy rich.

Yes, that is true -- but instead we opted for building long term relationships with respectable brands, and offered more services on top of SEO -- and they kept on coming back.

And we got a lot of clients on forums.

In regards to "pay me $20 and I'll tell you how to become a millionaire" - I made my first REAL money after buying an ebook like that in the early days. And I still buy these types of ebooks on a regular basis - and exchange copies with other webmasters. Any method can work if you apply it properly. Some I use, some not. Some work, some don't.

trevesty · 11-20-2009, 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn

The assumption "if he knows SEO, why the hell would he charge other people and not work on his own websites" is stupid.

In regards to "pay me $20 and I'll tell you how to become a millionaire" - I made my first REAL money after buying an ebook like that in the early days. And I still buy these types of ebooks on a regular basis - and exchange copies with other webmasters. Any method can work if you apply it properly. Some I use, some not. Some work, some don't.

Pretty much spot on.

I started out by learning from others, then after I got the "jist" of it.. I figured out how to find new techniques on my own.

A lot of it is pretty elementary in my humble opinion, but it takes a lot of work as well.

Then there's some things that people do which are "secret"(or so they/we like to think) and it gives us an edge.. again, or so we like to think. If you're good at it, it works. If you're not, it doesn't. Pretty simple.

Link building, decent keyword(s) placement on your pages, good linkbacks, no linkback from spam sites.. that's the elementary stuff.

But you can get top 10 for longtail keywords with only 1 or 2 link-ins.. just depends how you do things.

NetHorse · 11-20-2009, 07:21 AM

Dear Cunning Cunt Sirs,

This is Vladimir from the UK. We developed SEO expert systems, it will make at least $10,000 monies everyday. Please sends email messager to my email : [email protected]. We have been in this business for 20 years and made billions, our systems only the cost $500 by way of the western union.

GOD BLESS YOUR CUNNING CUNT SIR,

Vlad

Barefootsies · 11-20-2009, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by JD

or they know that 99% of the people they sell to will never actually do anything with the info so it's basically "free" money that won't bite them in the ass/saturate a method

stoner529 · 11-20-2009, 07:30 AM

agreed.. i was sandboxed and one of the guys tried telling me i have bad seo. what it really is, noone is visiting my site with the keywords that have me ranked first. will have to find something different to use.

cherrylula · 11-20-2009, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn

and exchange copies with other webmasters.

pirate! YEAH!

InternetIsForPorn · 11-20-2009, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

pirate! YEAH!

Yup, that's what retards like you think about. Piracy, tubes, blah blah. Go cry in your own thread.

Exchanging copies with webmasters = Hey, cool book you have on your website, I got this one, let's exchange?

Barefootsies · 11-20-2009, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by NetHorse

Dear Cunning Cunt Sirs,

This is Vladimir from the UK. We developed SEO expert systems, it will make at least $10,000 monies everyday. Please sends email messager to my email : [email protected]. We have been in this business for 20 years and made billions, our systems only the cost $500 by way of the western union.

GOD BLESS YOUR CUNNING CUNT SIR,

Vlad

cherrylula · 11-20-2009, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn

Yup, that's what retards like you think about. Piracy, tubes, blah blah. Go cry in your own thread.

Exchanging copies with webmasters = Hey, cool book you have on your website, I got this one, let's exchange?

LOL nothing wrong with being a pirate don't get so touchy

The internet wouldnt be the same without guys like you who give away another persons product for free.

woj · 11-20-2009, 08:24 AM

99% of seo consultants are scammers, but there are actually some legit reasons why they would choose to do consulting instead of running their own thing...

seo isn't some magic, you don't pull rankings out of your ass, it's a business like any other... you have to invest significant amounts of time and money to get rankings... with investment there is always risk... with consulting you make easy risk-free $$$, while the site owner takes on all the risk...

11-20-2009, 02:55 AM	#2
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11-20-2009, 07:21 AM	#16
NetHorse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 3,526	Dear Cunning Cunt Sirs, This is Vladimir from the UK. We developed SEO expert systems, it will make at least $10,000 monies everyday. Please sends email messager to my email : [email protected]. We have been in this business for 20 years and made billions, our systems only the cost $500 by way of the western union. GOD BLESS YOUR CUNNING CUNT SIR, Vlad __________________ ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ ICQ # 427013273

11-20-2009, 08:24 AM	#23
woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	99% of seo consultants are scammers, but there are actually some legit reasons why they would choose to do consulting instead of running their own thing... seo isn't some magic, you don't pull rankings out of your ass, it's a business like any other... you have to invest significant amounts of time and money to get rankings... with investment there is always risk... with consulting you make easy risk-free $$$, while the site owner takes on all the risk... __________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

11-20-2009, 02:53 AM	#1
CunningStunt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,594	All you so called, "SEO EXPERTS" - Why are you even posting in forums? If you really knew your shit, you wouldn't need to waste your time in forums touting your business. Some are here for sport I know, but those advertising their "services" - come on. You're a joke.

11-20-2009, 02:58 AM	#4
CunningStunt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,594	. You fuckers.

11-20-2009, 02:59 AM	#5
Fat Panda Porn is Dead. Move along. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 13,295	spot on, if any of them had mad seo skillz they'd be utilizing them themselves, what a bunch of fuckhead-fucks

11-20-2009, 03:27 AM	#6
LickMyBalls So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 756	Couldn't you say the exact same thing about traffic brokers? If the traffic were worth anything, they wouldn't sell it.

11-20-2009, 03:37 AM	#8
katharos So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,515	everybody needs a break

11-20-2009, 03:46 AM	#10
Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	I sale #1 spot Google "porn". or $16 ebook tell you how I do it! i make you lots of money. it be the best day of your life.

11-20-2009, 05:22 AM	#12
Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	not near as funny as seeing, "Guaranteed #1 spot on Google" and they're on about page 20.. or seeing the same in the paid spots..

11-20-2009, 06:15 AM	#14
InternetIsForPorn Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 848	The assumption "if he knows SEO, why the hell would he charge other people and not work on his own websites" is stupid. I ran an SEO / New Media agency for 2 years. We did our own projects, but most of the revenue came from clients which we did SEO for. If you know how to build a palace, it doesn't mean you'll live in one. What we did was specialize in actual SEO - and didn't like to get involved in other aspects of running an online business. You might think that we could easily build hundreds of landing pages, put up our affiliate links there and be filthy rich. Yes, that is true -- but instead we opted for building long term relationships with respectable brands, and offered more services on top of SEO -- and they kept on coming back. And we got a lot of clients on forums. In regards to "pay me $20 and I'll tell you how to become a millionaire" - I made my first REAL money after buying an ebook like that in the early days. And I still buy these types of ebooks on a regular basis - and exchange copies with other webmasters. Any method can work if you apply it properly. Some I use, some not. Some work, some don't.

11-20-2009, 07:30 AM	#18
stoner529 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: longwood, fl Posts: 421	agreed.. i was sandboxed and one of the guys tried telling me i have bad seo. what it really is, noone is visiting my site with the keywords that have me ranked first. will have to find something different to use.