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Old 10-29-2009, 01:41 AM   #1
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:mad Some asshole stole my mountain bike !!!

SO i am on my way home from a ride on my new mountain bike i bought to get in shape. I stopped behind a dumpster to take a piss when i see this guy grab my bike and take off.

Then i remembered he had just thrown out the trash , so i open his trash and sure enough his name and address is on a letter in the trash. So i go home to call the cops on the guy , but my cousin had a better idea. See he just got out of prison and likes to fuck with people so he picked the guys lock and is waiting in his closet , he said he was gonna cut off his ears but i think he was just kidding.

Its a diamond back recoil
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Old 10-29-2009, 01:48 AM   #2
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I had a Santa Cruz V10, it got stolen.
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Old 10-29-2009, 01:57 AM   #3
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Dude - That's the bike I gave my nephew for X-mas last year - You stole it from ME!!!!!!!

I have the receipt!
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Old 10-29-2009, 02:10 AM   #4
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Brokeback Mountain Bike...



Did you smell the seat?

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Old 10-29-2009, 02:26 AM   #5
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Old 10-29-2009, 02:30 AM   #6
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mountain bike

haha,the guy is a varlet,you'd better buy a new one for your halloween day.
are you bike is diamond ?
now i get a new discount on Diamond mountain bike ,maybe you can find the same with you ,of course,you need to report to the police,maybe they can help you get your bike back,hope you have a good luck,and happy halloween!
http://www.dealstudio.com/searchdeal...425&ru=2860006
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Old 10-29-2009, 02:32 AM   #7
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I think you will find comeplay has got it if you look at his thread name lol
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Old 10-29-2009, 03:17 AM   #8
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sucks man!
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Old 10-29-2009, 04:35 AM   #9
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Haha this thread turned funny quick.
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Old 10-29-2009, 05:40 AM   #10
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hahaha, thanks for the laugh. I read the other thread earlier
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Old 10-29-2009, 05:55 AM   #11
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:25 AM   #12
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:39 AM   #13
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:47 AM   #14
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:08 PM   #15
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What does a black kid get for christmas?

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Old 10-29-2009, 06:11 PM   #16
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haha,the guy is a varlet,you'd better buy a new one for your halloween day.
are you bike is diamond ?
now i get a new discount on Diamond mountain bike ,maybe you can find the same with you ,of course,you need to report to the police,maybe they can help you get your bike back,hope you have a good luck,and happy halloween!
http://www.dealstudio.com/searchdeal...425&ru=2860006
This post is best read with your best Chinese accent.
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:27 PM   #17
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