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PornMD · 11-14-2009, 10:51 PM

...and that's majorly pwning some cocky bitch in a game. Was awesome - let them think they were top shit and then fucking buried their ass! God that just feels good! Sex is nice too but nothing beats a good pwnage over someone that deserves it!

Spunky · 11-14-2009, 10:53 PM

A online video game?

dav3 · 11-14-2009, 10:57 PM

what game?

11-14-2009, 10:58 PM

Halo 3? I always get those mother fuckers who are cocky and think they are seriously boss, but I stomp their bitch asses.

Last night, I had this kid talking mad trash to me and my friends 13 year old little brother I was playing with and I stomped his bitch ass 26 kills for me, to his 3. He shut up on the spot.

PornMD · 11-14-2009, 11:26 PM

I'll seem gay for this but it was Mario Kart Wii and yea, online. Used to play it a bunch with a friend but it had been several months, and she gathered up some people on Twitter to play with us, one of which was a ringer with a high rating. I had been playing "down", using the big characters with the worst handling karts instead of my usual Luigi + Mach Bike so that the games would be closer, and the ringer was basically kicking our asses. So after one round of races, I switched back to Luigi + Mach Bike and fucking whooped her ass by like 15-20 seconds on each race for a round just to show her who was boss, then went back to playing with shitty characters/Karts.

I haven't played FPS's regularly in many years but used to love those too. I still whip out UT:GotY now and then to keep the ol' trigger finger in shape, lol. I'd be completely lost in a CoD or Halo game probably, especially on a console. The last console FPS's I played were Metroid Prime, Goldeneye and Hexen (still remember playing Hexen on comp way back when - fucking loved that game!). I'm sure the games have gotten crazy-ass advanced now and the best players now are probably like grandmasters are at chess. I can't help it - all my fave games are old games that I pretty much grew up on - Master of Orion, Shandalar in MTG, One Must Fall, the Dragon Warrior series, Dark Reign, and even going further back, Alley Cat and other way old NES and Atari games. They don't make 'em like they used to.

NetHorse · 11-14-2009, 11:30 PM

Shut up twink

11-14-2009, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMD

I'll seem gay for this but it was Mario Kart Wii and yea, online. Used to play it a bunch with a friend but it had been several months, and she gathered up some people on Twitter to play with us, one of which was a ringer with a high rating. I had been playing "down", using the big characters with the worst handling karts instead of my usual Luigi + Mach Bike so that the games would be closer, and the ringer was basically kicking our asses. So after one round of races, I switched back to Luigi + Mach Bike and fucking whooped her ass by like 15-20 seconds on each race for a round just to show her who was boss, then went back to playing with shitty characters/Karts.

I haven't played FPS's regularly in many years but used to love those too. I still whip out UT:GotY now and then to keep the ol' trigger finger in shape, lol. I'd be completely lost in a CoD or Halo game probably, especially on a console. The last console FPS's I played were Metroid Prime, Goldeneye and Hexen (still remember playing Hexen on comp way back when - fucking loved that game!). I'm sure the games have gotten crazy-ass advanced now and the best players now are probably like grandmasters are at chess. I can't help it - all my fave games are old games that I pretty much grew up on - Master of Orion, Shandalar in MTG, One Must Fall, the Dragon Warrior series, Dark Reign, and even going further back, Alley Cat and other way old NES and Atari games. They don't make 'em like they used to.

I got UT: 3 for Xbox360 and it's a lot like Halo 3, just different skins and maps.

No matter how advanced and awesome todays games get, Super Mario Bros always gets me... I can get bored of Halo 3, and hell even Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, within hours, but play Super Mario Bros for hours on end and never get bored.

PornMD · 11-14-2009, 11:35 PM

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Halo 3? I always get those mother fuckers who are cocky and think they are seriously boss, but I stomp their bitch asses.

Last night, I had this kid talking mad trash to me and my friends 13 year old little brother I was playing with and I stomped his bitch ass 26 kills for me, to his 3. He shut up on the spot.

Nice on that! It's awesome when it's not just a "see? I can do better than you" but a "dude, you weren't even fucking close to competing...wanna run your bitch ass loser mouth off some more?!" Then find where they live, knock on their door and put plunger to face when they open it...k that's dreaming but who knows, maybe one day.

PornMD · 11-14-2009, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

I got UT: 3 for Xbox360 and it's a lot like Halo 3, just different skins and maps.

No matter how advanced and awesome todays games get, Super Mario Bros always gets me... I can get bored of Halo 3, and hell even Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, within hours, but play Super Mario Bros for hours on end and never get bored.

Ah nice...shit, I didn't even realize they had UT's coming out for consoles or at all still - that rocks.

I know what you mean on SMB...I played SMB3 recently for shits and giggles and forgot how fun of a game it was. Modern Warfare 2 may have broke sales records, but did it have a fucking movie made centered around it? (and not even about the story or anything, but about the fucking GAME!)

dav3 · 11-14-2009, 11:43 PM

dragon warrior... lol i remember playing that for months when i was about 7 or 8

Anthony · 11-14-2009, 11:43 PM

Mine is beating my son when we spar, though I think my days are numbered. He's almost as tall as me, and 190lbs of solid muscle now.

11-15-2009, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by PornMD

Ah nice...shit, I didn't even realize they had UT's coming out for consoles or at all still - that rocks.

I know what you mean on SMB...I played SMB3 recently for shits and giggles and forgot how fun of a game it was. Modern Warfare 2 may have broke sales records, but did it have a fucking movie made centered around it? (and not even about the story or anything, but about the fucking GAME!)

Yeah 3 I believe is the only one out, I never really got into computer games so I never tried UT until this one.

And definitely about the SMB shit... I'm getting a Wii here soon just so I can have all the old school NES/SNES/Sega titles to download to my system and play anytime I want, so I can retire my mint condition NES/SNES systems I've had since I was born, so they can collect some good money in value.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-15-2009, 12:49 AM

I was thoroughly enjoying shitstomping people in Wolfenstein's TDM on live. Then MW2 came along and pretty much wiped the entire server clean. Can't even find a game now. WTF?

Good thing L4D2 is just around the corner...

11-15-2009, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

I was thoroughly enjoying shitstomping people in Wolfenstein's TDM on live. Then MW2 came along and pretty much wiped the entire server clean. Can't even find a game now. WTF?

Good thing L4D2 is just around the corner...

I will pwn your face hardcore in L4D2. Just wanted to let you know that.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-15-2009, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

I will pwn your face hardcore in L4D2. Just wanted to let you know that.

Maybe if we can get L4D2 to connect for a fucking match I'll get the chance to slap the talk off you. Wanted to wop you in L4D,but wtf is with those servers?

11-15-2009, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Maybe if we can get L4D2 to connect for a fucking match I'll get the chance to slap the talk off you. Wanted to wop you in L4D,but wtf is with those servers?

No fucking clue, I blame Obama. Haven't tried since that day, maybe tomorrow we can give it a go again and see if it works, then pwn each other, then gang up and pwn faces against everyone else.

11-14-2009, 10:51 PM	#1
PornMD Mainstream Businessman Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 9,291	One feeling never gets old... ...and that's majorly pwning some cocky bitch in a game. Was awesome - let them think they were top shit and then fucking buried their ass! God that just feels good! Sex is nice too but nothing beats a good pwnage over someone that deserves it! __________________ Want to crush it in mainstream with Facebook ads? Hit me up. Last edited by PornMD; 11-14-2009 at 10:52 PM..

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PornMD Mainstream Businessman Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 9,291	I'll seem gay for this but it was Mario Kart Wii and yea, online. Used to play it a bunch with a friend but it had been several months, and she gathered up some people on Twitter to play with us, one of which was a ringer with a high rating. I had been playing "down", using the big characters with the worst handling karts instead of my usual Luigi + Mach Bike so that the games would be closer, and the ringer was basically kicking our asses. So after one round of races, I switched back to Luigi + Mach Bike and fucking whooped her ass by like 15-20 seconds on each race for a round just to show her who was boss, then went back to playing with shitty characters/Karts. I haven't played FPS's regularly in many years but used to love those too. I still whip out UT:GotY now and then to keep the ol' trigger finger in shape, lol. I'd be completely lost in a CoD or Halo game probably, especially on a console. The last console FPS's I played were Metroid Prime, Goldeneye and Hexen (still remember playing Hexen on comp way back when - fucking loved that game!). I'm sure the games have gotten crazy-ass advanced now and the best players now are probably like grandmasters are at chess. I can't help it - all my fave games are old games that I pretty much grew up on - Master of Orion, Shandalar in MTG, One Must Fall, the Dragon Warrior series, Dark Reign, and even going further back, Alley Cat and other way old NES and Atari games. They don't make 'em like they used to. __________________ Want to crush it in mainstream with Facebook ads? Hit me up. Last edited by PornMD; 11-14-2009 at 11:29 PM..

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11-15-2009, 12:49 AM	#13
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	I was thoroughly enjoying shitstomping people in Wolfenstein's TDM on live. Then MW2 came along and pretty much wiped the entire server clean. Can't even find a game now. WTF? Good thing L4D2 is just around the corner...