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Iron Fist · 11-12-2009, 11:05 PM

Chimp 50 Woman 0

After Shock Media · 11-13-2009, 03:38 AM

Fuck me, I caught part of this story on the news via TV but did not see the carnage.

Fuck those people I spoke to recently. Had some animal companion people meet up with me not to long ago. They wanted to hook me up with a trained service monkey. I only could think of that movie by Stephen King called Monkey Shines. So I was very hesitant and told them I would get back to them or just perhaps look into a dog from another service animal training center.

After seeing that fuck them and their super trained monkey. Last thing I need in my life is the chance of a monkey flipping out and going ape shit on me. It would be trained well enough to be able to obtain knives from the drawers, open doors with or without keys, and well everything a service animal is trained to do. Then it would be after me with that much strength. Fuck them! That is like a mini version of the incredible hulk, with spiderman's agility chasing my crippled ass around the house trying to kill my ass. No thanks. I already know how Murphy's law feels about me.

NBBCash Matze · 11-13-2009, 06:42 AM

really cruel sad story but unbelievable how strong these chimps are

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Scott McD · 11-13-2009, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by NBBCash Matze

really cruel sad story but unbelievable how strong these chimps are

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I just wonder how the owner feels now when she looks at whats happened. How can she sleep at night ?

cherrylula · 11-13-2009, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

I dunno.. I didn't see that part because I couldn't bear to watch the entire thing but the way Oprah held her one remaining finger (I think it was a thumb) and didn't flinch at all and she seemed to really care.. it kinda touched me hehe

yeah, she had it shot 10 times to get it right to get you to tear up. Oprah wouldnt even look the direction of this woman if she was out on the street, but on her show, yeah, she will wipe your tears, then sell the napkin to a viewer...

VeriSexy · 11-13-2009, 07:00 AM

That is fucked, that poor lady

ShellyCrash · 11-13-2009, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Slick

Damn, I'd rather be dead than to live like that.

I don't know what this says about me as a human being, but I would not want to live like that either.

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Had some animal companion people meet up with me not to long ago. They wanted to hook me up with a trained service monkey. I only could think of that movie by Stephen King called Monkey Shines. So I was very hesitant and told them I would get back to them or just perhaps look into a dog from another service animal training center.

I agree but I have to admit though, a trained "helper monkey" does sound appealing. Long term though I bet it would drive you nuts. Go with the dog. Dogs are awesome and so very selfless, plus the lack of thumbs keeps them in check

quantum-x · 11-13-2009, 07:28 AM

Want to hear some fairly freaky shit? Here's the 911 call

Moral of the story: don't keep chimps, don't keep chimps past puberty, don't give xanax to chimps that you've kept past puberty.

Was an accident waiting to happen.

Matt 26z · 11-13-2009, 07:39 AM

Crazy stuff. I wonder if the Xanax really did it?

Here's an interview with the chimp's owner.

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4812445n

Scott McD · 11-13-2009, 08:00 AM

That 911 call is horrendous!

borked · 11-13-2009, 11:12 AM

OK, that just killed my Friday evening.

"Shoot him, omg he's eating her now"

urgh - yeah I really really think this is one of those "is she lucky or unlucky to be alive" situations.

I remember when I stumbled across ogrish way back when and was gobsmacked, but that 911 call knocks it all out. That's frikken horrendous. Why wild animals like that are allowed as pets is beyond me

brassmonkey · 11-13-2009, 12:13 PM

chill im half chimp hahaha

JenniDahling · 11-13-2009, 01:04 PM

There's a reason why Bubbles didn't stay at Neverland and no, it had nothing to do with Michael's penis. Even in Hwood, once a chimp matures to an adult, trainers usually retire them to a zoo or reserve where they are no longer handled directly by humans. They don't know their own strengths and should never be underestimated.

p.s. assisted living monkeys are usually spider monkeys and not chimps, far less dangerous and a lot easier (and smaller) to handle.

San · 11-13-2009, 03:25 PM

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Cyber Fucker · 11-13-2009, 03:33 PM

TurboAngel · 11-13-2009, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Loch

Guess wild animals should be left in the wild huh?

matrixfred · 11-13-2009, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by AaliyahLove

I dunno.. I didn't see that part because I couldn't bear to watch the entire thing but the way Oprah held her one remaining finger (I think it was a thumb) and didn't flinch at all and she seemed to really care.. it kinda touched me hehe

But yeah..wow.. this was one of the most gruesome things I have seen on tv in a long time! And I just happened to stumble upon it last nite while flipping thru the channels before bed.. ughhh

ps- the lady didn't just have the chimp as a pet.. she treated it like a human being! She would buy it lobster tail and crab legs for dinner and it would sit on her couch and watch tv with her.. apparently it was a "chimp actor" when it was younger.. fucking crazy people what do they expect for putting an ANIMAL in a very unnatural living situation! IT is a wild animal and should be treated and respected as one!

Fucken actors!...They're all crazy...even chimp actors!!

AaliyahLove · 11-13-2009, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

yeah, she had it shot 10 times to get it right to get you to tear up. Oprah wouldnt even look the direction of this woman if she was out on the street, but on her show, yeah, she will wipe your tears, then sell the napkin to a viewer...

Damn Cherry why do you hate Oprah so much? What did she ever do to you? She gave me FRRREEEEEE CAAAAAARRR!!!

Les Grossman · 11-15-2009, 06:06 PM

Don't fuck with the monkey. Especially a nutless one.

brassmonkey · 11-15-2009, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Les Grossman

Don't fuck with the monkey. Especially a nutless one.

i wonder if she ever bad talked him

Major (Tom) · 11-15-2009, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by bbwebmaster

Damn, what a poor woman! .. how is it possible that chimpanzee could did something like this? They are quite small... I think I could easily break it's neck if it attacked me.

Are you for real? A chimp can crush you with it's bare hands. Look at the size of it's arms

They have to be at least 23 inches around.
Duke

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