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Old 11-18-2009, 10:39 PM   #1
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:mad Wtf?

I wake up to used the bathroom (it's 12:30 am) so I think the dogs might need to go out, thank god I went out 1st, there were 2 people in my back yard. I have a fence so it's not like they just cut into my yard. So I said "What the fuck are you doing in my yard?" this asshole tells me he was invited, WTF? I tell him I'm here alone and sure didn't invite him, they then can't get out cuz they are drunk and can't open the gate. The guy starts screaming at me he's sorry, thank god I didn't let the dogs out.


Who shows up at the wrong house at that time in the morning? Scared the shit out of me.
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Old 11-18-2009, 10:41 PM   #2
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Pretty unsettling.
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Old 11-18-2009, 10:52 PM   #3
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Very, now I'm going to be up all night.

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Old 11-18-2009, 11:09 PM   #4
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should have let the dogs out
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Old 11-18-2009, 11:34 PM   #5
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:28 AM   #6
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Why are you glad you dident let the dogs out? does not make sense...
2 guiys in the yard, women home alone = They deserve a few love bites imho
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Old 11-19-2009, 01:19 AM   #7
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Why are you glad you dident let the dogs out? does not make sense...
2 guiys in the yard, women home alone = They deserve a few love bites imho
Well my dog is in heat and she would have gotten out, I don't know if the people had gotten bit if my dogs would have been taken away.
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Old 11-19-2009, 01:34 AM   #8
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People overreact. They were probably stoned and didn't know where they were.
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Old 11-19-2009, 02:04 AM   #9
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Next time DON'T say you're alone!
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Old 11-19-2009, 03:18 AM   #10
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:18 AM   #11
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Next time DON'T say you're alone!
That's what I was thinking also.
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:22 AM   #12
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Why the fuck did you say you were alone?
Don't ever do that again!
And don't stay outside in the situation, either, get back in and lock shit up and go for your weapon.. then to a phone..

Please!
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Old 11-19-2009, 06:54 AM   #13
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I wake up to used the bathroom (it's 12:30 am) so I think the dogs might need to go out, thank god I went out 1st, there were 2 people in my back yard. I have a fence so it's not like they just cut into my yard. So I said "What the fuck are you doing in my yard?" this asshole tells me he was invited, WTF? I tell him I'm here alone and sure didn't invite him, they then can't get out cuz they are drunk and can't open the gate. The guy starts screaming at me he's sorry, thank god I didn't let the dogs out.


Who shows up at the wrong house at that time in the morning? Scared the shit out of me.
First thing you did wrong was to tell them you were alone.

The second thing you did wrong was to contain the dogs when they got nasty. I would have turned them lose on the assholes.

The third thing you should have done was grab a weapon, lock and load....they would have shit their pants.....

Glad to hear you are Ok and nothing happened to you.
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Old 11-19-2009, 06:57 AM   #14
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Smithers, let the dogs out!
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Old 11-19-2009, 07:02 AM   #15
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People get all bent out of shape when a cat gets skinned but have no problems killing a couple of drunk kids fucking around. Nice world we live in.
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Old 11-19-2009, 07:23 AM   #16
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You are 100% right, I wasn't 100% awake and when they said they were invited it just came out.




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Old 11-19-2009, 08:20 AM   #17
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I wake up to used the bathroom (it's 12:30 am) so I think the dogs might need to go out, thank god I went out 1st, there were 2 people in my back yard. I have a fence so it's not like they just cut into my yard. So I said "What the fuck are you doing in my yard?" this asshole tells me he was invited, WTF? I tell him I'm here alone and sure didn't invite him, they then can't get out cuz they are drunk and can't open the gate. The guy starts screaming at me he's sorry, thank god I didn't let the dogs out.


Who shows up at the wrong house at that time in the morning? Scared the shit out of me.
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Old 11-19-2009, 08:42 AM   #18
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People overreact. They were probably stoned and didn't know where they were.
That could be true but they still scared the shit out of me.
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Old 11-19-2009, 08:45 AM   #19
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The second thing you did wrong was to contain the dogs when they got nasty. I would have turned them lose on the assholes.

The third thing you should have done was grab a weapon, lock and load....they would have shit their pants.....
You guys are lucky in the states as you can do that. In England we have to use "minimum force" which is a complete joke when some asshat is breaking into your property late at night

I'd love to be able to have guns like they do in the US.
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why the fuck would you say you were alone thats a major no no
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Why I keep guns on multiple levels of my house

I live out in the middle of no where. Someone could easily come up my driveway, bypass the driveway alarm and most likely walk right in. Even if I did call the police, it would take them at least 15 minutes to get here. By then, I'll have either shot someone myself or have been shot.

Reminds me, I need to get my alarm updated and hooked back up along with my cameras. What fun!
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next time, don"t say you're alone! ... that could turn wrong...
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thank god I didn't let the dogs out.
That is the first thing I would have done. Unknown people in the back garden = activate German security system and let the unknowns deal with 105lbs of fucking furious German Sheppard.
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Old 11-19-2009, 09:18 AM   #24
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You should let the dogs go out...lol
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Old 11-19-2009, 09:28 AM   #26
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That is the first thing I would have done. Unknown people in the back garden = activate German security system and let the unknowns deal with 105lbs of fucking furious German Sheppard.
My dog is in heat they would have ended up letting her out.
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