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Have your gf ever hit you?
If yes - for what? And how did you react?
I just got my face beaten... it hurts :/
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No, my GF have never hit me.
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Yea my GF once did..she is not with us anymore.
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Why are you sitting here posting about it instead of throwing her & her shit out in the front yard?
And even better... why are you still referring to her as your girlfriend? |
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Aaron is on a typo and grammer roll today people, beware....
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Yeah but I'm not sure if she meant to.
I just deflated her and left her under the bed for a week or 2. ![]() |
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Dating rule #39: never sleep with your gfs younger sister :/
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never... my gf is
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got slugged in the guts once a long time ago... just about choked her out lol
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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And if you get caught, don't tell her how good it was...
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welcome to traditional values.
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Goddam I beat the shit out of my girlfriend every day, usually more than once. Usually its because she asks me to do the laundry or some mundane BS task like that. Shes a woman she shouldn't try to avoid the duties that god intended her to do. Sometimes if she asks me to wash the car, I'll punch her mother.
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neah she never had the chance...
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yes... RIP whats her name
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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been slapped countless times, spit at, and dodged a few hooks
all make for good stories though so i dont mind :D |
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it has happened to me a few times, I dump them very soon after that
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my ex used to hit me a lot.. in public even.. once was at the players ball when i showed a female friend where the bathroom was...
worst was when i came home around 4am after partying all night and locked her out of the bedroom.. she kicked in the door and attacked me.. then there was a knock at the door, turns out the neighbors called the cops. she admitted she hit me and they told her that they could arrest her if i wanted to, i declined. you know if it was revered and i hit her they would of dragged me off in cuffs no questions asked.
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Edit: LIke this, you should have powerbombed her through a table:
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unless it's at the same time!!!
that's what I'm talking about... SISTERS!!!!!
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I got stabbed in the chest by a ex, but not quite the same as being hit so I'm not sure my story counts
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my friend got stabbed in the back by his on and off gf when she felt he wasn't paying enough attention to her. she got a steak knife and stabbed him a couple of times. he then gave her the attention she craved and kicked the shit out of her.
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I had an ex punch me in the side of the head while I was driving,I quickly gave her a backhand across the chops
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what city are you in pattaya?
also, what you know about chiang mai? |
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![]() Spent ~10 hours in taxi going to the chiang mai airport, when the bkk one was closed a year ago... that's about it
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Koh Samui - nice beaches and stuff
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None of my previous girlfriends have ever hit me or beaten me. But they did something which is even more cruel - they called me terrible names and insulted me in public in front of everybody.
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One of my ex girlfriends punched me in the stomach for being late to a tree lighting ceremony in Sacramento around Christmas. That was the only time I've been punched by a chick...
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Yep happened with a phsyco bitch I had for a while, I said "hello" to another girl I knew from school (was some years ago) she would slap me in the face and throw shoes etc at me when we were alone. Nedless to say this relationship didn't go far....
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received a right hook to the face by an ex for trying to remove her from my house
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If you let a Thai girl hit you and get away with it, you're a puss. I'd backhand that whore so fucking fast her head would pop off, then I'd call the police on her and tell them she was trying to sell me yaabaa. The cops will always come to your aid if you say the girl is trying to sell you yaabaa and won't leave you alone.
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leave her sexy ass
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Yup - had to beg her to do it but the cunt finally did!
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I've maybe had a soft slap before for farting, hehe...
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I had the gf show up to a nightclub with a butcher knife, chased me around, security got the knife away and I body slammed her on the pavement outside. Tossed all her shit on the lawn, changed the locks etc. Rather common occurrence here.
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the ones that did got dumped
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One tried to thump her fists hard on my chest, after the first hit I just grabbed her wrists and waited...
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To all the tough guys in this thread - have you ever dealt with a Thai woman?
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yeah ... I know that feeling , one of my ex gf broke a vase of my head , damn , that vase was her birthday gift btw
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