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GFY's Halfpint
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I just ate a scotch egg and it tasted like a fart
Just poped it into my mouth and it tasted like a real nasty fart I think the egg was off
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Do Fun Shit.
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What does fart taste like... lol
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u know when somebody farts all of a sudden when your not expecting it and you have your mouth open and take a breath ..you can taste the fart its really gross man ..must have happened to you at least once
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So Fucking Banned
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Fuck you.
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I just farted and it smelled like a rotten egg
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So Fucking Banned
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I ordered room service last night and had scotch pancakes, closest thing to compare it to is caramel sauce but even nicer. Might order them again.
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I need a beer
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Plug your nose next time
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Try eating Balut someday...
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:glugglug
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Weird, I've never tasted a fart. I gotta try that with my next girlfriend.
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Pay It Forward
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On a good day my farts smell like boiled eggs...
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So Fucking Banned
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GFY's Halfpint
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GFY's Halfpint
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My god man. Why would u ever do such a thing
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I made some curried Scotch eggs a couple of weeks ago. They didn't taste like fart(s).
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That's bound to happen if you keep drinking scotch and sniffing your farts.
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You people retarded.
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GFY's Halfpint
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Just some light humour to hopefully put a smile on somebodys face
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The correct term is "MIDGET HAHA"
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#26 |
GFY's Halfpint
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thats why they call me "halfpint" I always get the foul smells cause they blast out of peoples asses at the same level as my nose
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GFY's Halfpint
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Ill give that one a miss ..cheers
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