![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
||||
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
![]() ![]() |
|
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
Thread Tools |
![]() |
#1 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐
Posts: 46,909
|
Is your pet overly loyal to you?
Everybody appreciates loyalty but what about when it goes too far?
I love my dog (no, not that way you sick fuckers) but seriously....why does he have to stick so close by? I can't go anywhere without him following me unless I stealthily slide my rotund ass by him while he's sleeping. I'm forever almost stepping on the clumsy oaf by day and tripping over him by night.. I must have explained to him at least 300 times that he has his own bed and should not sleep on the floor next to mine. Yet, somehow he manages to find his way there on a regular basis. I get up, he gets stepped on or kicked, then he moves back to his bed. Every fucking night.....Sometimes multiple times a night.....You might think he would eventually learn not to lay there. In this case, a little less loyalty would be appreciated. Here's a couple pics. ![]() ![]() Does your pet stick too close to you? Any suggestions how to discourage it other than by taking daily showers? |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
The Profiler
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female
Posts: 14,618
|
I can't afford pets & vets any more but yes, when I used to have them, they did the same. Be happy they like you.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
ICQ:649699063
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 27,763
|
Dogs are loyal creatures,
And they protect their owners and have cuddly features, Except for the dogs that go rabid and insane, They will bite off the face of their master, They will tear him to pieces chewing faster.
__________________
Send me an email: [email protected] |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#4 |
too cool for highschool
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: East side, West side, Worldwide!
Posts: 12,164
|
nice pics
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
The Profiler
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female
Posts: 14,618
|
Nice haiku, fatfoo.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐
Posts: 46,909
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#7 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: i'm in miami bitch
Posts: 1,888
|
my guy is only 5 months old, had him since 6.5 weeks old...i can't walk around my place without him following me around. at work sometimes he'll follow me from my desk to the bathroom and wait outside the door for me. he's always close by...it'll be a problem when i start leaving him for extended amounts of time...
![]()
__________________
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#8 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Nomad
Posts: 5,196
|
Overly loyal is not possible
be thankful for it..
__________________
. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: i'm in miami bitch
Posts: 1,888
|
yeah i'm not complaining of the loyalty, its more a seperation anixiety problem...there is definitely a difference
__________________
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#10 |
Confirmed Asshole
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Half way between sobriety and fubar.
Posts: 12,722
|
yep sounds like seperation anxiety. does he have a friend or another playmate?
__________________
“If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.” -- Ulysses S. Grant |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#11 | |
The Profiler
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female
Posts: 14,618
|
Quote:
Bye for now. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#12 | |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐
Posts: 46,909
|
Quote:
Very good point. I'm thinking that it has something to do with the amount of time he has spent without me over the years due to traveling and work. These days he's spoiled with lots of attention from all kinds of people all the time. He will leave all that just so he can follow me and sit outside the bathroom while I take a piss. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#13 | |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐
Posts: 46,909
|
Quote:
I've directed him with hand and verbal commands. I've shocked him with stun gun, smashed his paws, and smacked him upside the head with a large rodeo size belt buckle. Oh...and I had his balls cut off too. ![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#14 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 210
|
Dogs can be amazing companions. My dog is similar...If we leave the house for 30 minutes, upon our return she goes into a frenzy as if we have left her for a week.
![]() btw beautiful labrador.
__________________
Adzvertise.com - Buy Web Traffic, Advertising Placements, Social Media Exposure & More. Contact Us: [email protected] |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#16 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐
Posts: 46,909
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#17 |
Ik ben een aap
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada!
Posts: 18,874
|
My dog is the same, anywhere I go he comes with me unless I tell him to stay before he even gets up to come. I like having him follow me, he thinks he's looking after me. He's the same with Angie, follows her too. He gets very confused when we go seperate ways, you can actually see him deciding who to follow... He always comes with me, again unless I tell him to stay. My Lab is slightly bigger than Cayman, so imagine me trying to not fall over him lol.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#18 |
ICQ:649699063
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 27,763
|
Digifan, I forgot the format of the haiku,
So I don't know whether it is one. Doo-doo-doo.
__________________
Send me an email: [email protected] |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#19 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Tobacco Road
Posts: 1,568
|
Man has no better friend than his dog!
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#20 |
So Fucking Banned
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: The Whitehouse
Posts: 17,349
|
Feed him a stray cat.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#21 |
working on my tan
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Florida/Kentucky
Posts: 39,151
|
I'll sometimes spend days with my dog within 10 ft of me the entire time.
She might mean everything to me but I AM everything to her. . |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#22 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Canada
Posts: 7,674
|
We have 2 Vizlas.
Cant go anywhere without them...well we can but they hate it. They sleep in our bed, watches tv with us (on the couch), they use a pillow, its fucking crazy. Then again Vizlas are known for this |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#23 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 1,488
|
Quote:
Example: I walk across sand And find myself blistering In the hot, hot heat
__________________
![]() "The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now -- with somebody -- and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives." H.S.T. 09/12/01 |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#24 |
I need a beer
![]() Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,928
|
It's what they do,it's in their nature
__________________
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#25 |
Hall Of Fame
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posts: 34,415
|
Your dog is friggin cute man. A great dog I remember him.
And you love it that he loves you like that. I remember when he was just a pup and we went to visit him in the dog hospital and he had that bukkake hat thing on. He was like your baby!! I saw this first hand. He's this way becasue you raised him that way. Pets and kids are usually a reflection of their parents. The feeling is probably mutual. If he could post on some dog msg board he'd probably be bitching about the same shit. But the stun gun part, WTF!??!!?
__________________
Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#26 | |
Hall Of Fame
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posts: 34,415
|
Quote:
WIth that said, does the stun gun thing work? hmmm.
__________________
Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#27 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 29,032
|
Looks like a good problem to have...
For one thing, don't explain things to a dog. They don't speak English. BTW, my Chocolate Lab follows me around all day. I'm the center of his world.
__________________
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#28 |
Let's do some business!
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 31,296
|
Sounds like a job for The Dog Whisperer!
__________________
Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available - just $50/mo Wanted: CCBill pay sites for sale |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#29 | |
Hall Of Fame
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posts: 34,415
|
Quote:
But Just like with people, the Chocolate labs arent as smart as the white ones. English is just one of the many things he understands.
__________________
Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#30 | |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 29,032
|
Quote:
can your Lab tell me the square root of pi?
__________________
![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#31 | |
Hall Of Fame
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Posts: 34,415
|
Quote:
Try ebonics...
__________________
Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#32 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2002
Posts: 34,431
|
dogs are the best, they earned the title 'man's best friend' over hundreds and hundreds of years of undying loyalty and companionship.
i'm sure the rest of the animal kingdom looks at them as complete sellouts, suckups and Uncle Tom's - while they're out in the wild foraging for food, surviving day by day, bearing the cold, the rain, the heat, the snow, predators out to kill them while the dog sleeps peacefully on his master's 500 dollar comforter with a bowl full of food waiting for him in the kitchen. a dog with a good home has it made - the short life span is heart breaking, for us - they have no clue. sometimes their dependence can be annoying if you're around them all the time.
__________________
I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#33 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: ** Now running NATS4: HypeDough.com! **
Posts: 3,743
|
Quote:
Great reply, I love my kitties but my childhood dog is my favorite pet ever. They're loyal like no other. It's not annoying, I think it's heartwarming.
__________________
![]() Ricky D :: Hype Dough President | XBIZ.net | ICQ 172-939-826 AIM+Skype HypeDough | [NATS4] Kayden420: ['09 '10 '11 XBIZ Nominee | Exclusive & HD] | ThePornScout: [Exclusive + Reality | Amateurs Want to Become Pornstars] |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#34 | |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Writer for hire :) Gallery descriptions, articles, blog posts etc. ICQ: 209 356 106
Posts: 12,117
|
Quote:
![]()
__________________
80% Revshare or 30$ PPS on $1 trials: 200 Niches = Vidz.com Galleries / FLVs / Embeds
3 & 5mins FLVs | RSS & Tube Feeds | Matching Thumbs | FLV Browser & Exporter | No Prechecked Xsales >> Mobile Redirection Script: mobile.vidz.com also paying 80% net Lifetime << ICQ: 198-394-557 ![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#35 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: In your face
Posts: 8,484
|
I have a damn cat like this... he is a garfield looking Persian and I swear to god sometimes I thin he is a fucking DOG! He stays in seeing distance of me 24/7. If I get up and move, he is right literally, under my feet. If anyone comes near me, he gets between me and them like he is protecting me.... it drives me out of my mind. YIKES! Save a guy's life and he thinks he has to stay glued to your hip for the rest of his damn life. Navarro is insanely loyal to me to the point, sometimes, I have seriously thought about sailing his ass across the room when he gets under my feet. Lucky for him I love him. lol
__________________
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#36 | |
Ik ben een aap
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada!
Posts: 18,874
|
Quote:
Check these pics of them both ![]() and ![]() Thats just two photos out of tons of them. Always hanging out with each other. Dog is 6 and Kitten is 3 months old. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#37 |
Ik ben een aap
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada!
Posts: 18,874
|
Just found these two as well, too cute.
![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#38 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Happy in the dark.
Posts: 93,157
|
__________________
FLASH SALE INSANITY! deal with a 100% Trusted Seller Buy Traffic Spots on a High-Quality Network 1 Year or Lifetime — That’s Right, Until the Internet Explodes! |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#39 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Australia
Posts: 17,393
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#40 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 1,368
|
cute pets, really.
__________________
-= NBBCash - 30+ Sites To Promote - Up To 70% RevShare - 10% Webmster Referral =-
Products:BurningTicket, Hot MILF Porn Site, JugTicket Tools: FHGs, Banners, Tubeclips, RSS, etc. contact: ICQ 551-331-470 or matthias[at]nbbcash.com |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#41 |
I'm here for SPORT
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696
Posts: 41,470
|
skufty isn't cuddly - he's an attack basset
__________________
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#42 |
we'll miss you our friend. RIP
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Fernie, BC
Posts: 25,115
|
http://www.videosift.com/video/Will-...ssing-Your-Dog
yeah, my dog (a GSP) follows me around all the time too. he's always putting his nose against the top of the bed, looking for an invite, which never comes. get's super excited when we come home. our cat is pretty attention-needy as well. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#43 |
ICQ: 197-556-237
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: BRASIL !!!
Posts: 57,559
|
You have a very cute pet!
__________________
I'm just a newbie. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#44 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 15,986
|
They are so cute , its a real rareness to have a dog and cat who loves each other ... lol
__________________
The Best Web Hosting Plan ... Amerinoc.com / Unlimited Transfer / Unlimited Web Space / Unlimited Domains / Unlimited Email + Databases ... And much more at Amerinoc.com |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#45 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,666
|
Cute pets! I like cats more than dogs, but these two are perfect together!
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#46 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 187
|
The DAY I got my dog, she was immediately attached to me. I tried to put her in a little cozy doggie bed when I brought her home, but she started crying and the only thing I could do to comfort her was take her into my bed.
4 years later and she still sleeps under the covers with me--and anyone else that may be in there as well!
__________________
ICQ: 589860018 ![]() Malloy Martin Brooke Marks Rachel Sexton Misty Gates Active solo models with weekly camshows! |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#47 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2009
Posts: 622
|
My dog is doing the same thing right now. I've had him for a week or so and he follows me from room to room. I don't know what I'll do when I have to get another day job!
__________________
Last 3 months SCORECash ratio: 1:237 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#48 |
Ik ben een aap
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada!
Posts: 18,874
|
Yeah, when I got the dog I had a 12 year old cat as well. Cat hated the puppy but he loved the Cat lol. When my cat died the dog was different for a while. My mum has an older cat too, coupled with my older one and my brothers kitten, he is just so used to them and treats them great.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#49 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 2,052
|
Don't feel bad. I have 6 great danes and a dane coon mix... all super loyal, all want to follow you around where ever you go, it's like having a posse.
__________________
Http://www.extremehole.com **** CLOSED **** 400 HOURS of exclusive custom extreme content, already on external HD in Raw DV ready to encode. over 150,000 exclusive images and more. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#50 |
H.B.I.C.
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: NC
Posts: 30,122
|
You saved his life and he knows it so he'll be stuck like glue to ya! He looks great BTW!
![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |