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fatfoo · 11-26-2009, 01:11 AM

Does anyone know any a good singing school in Toronto? Or perhaps some Kareoke or rap battle event that I could go to? Thanks.

fatfoo · 11-26-2009, 01:17 AM

Ahem... I made up some lyrics and it goes like this:

Fatfoo's style is phat like a whale
I never fail to stay out of jail
All hail - I deliver news like the mail
No, I never popped Gaile
Karen O loves me
You ever wondered what if feels to act like a straight up G?
My this time I did dine with Caroline
To success I draw a staight line
I like to sing I ain't fag, not completely a G
Others like to sing about me
Maybe I'll try Grunge style for a while
Aaaaaaahh!!!! Oh!! Oh!!
Whoa!!! Whoa!!! Oooh!!! Oooh!!!
Wop! Wop! Wop!

fatfoo · 11-26-2009, 01:20 AM

Selling out music CDs
Telling kids about birds and the bees
Wigga, please give me the keys
To the town of music
I feel like I'm gonna lose it

fatfoo · 11-26-2009, 01:23 AM

The picture in the first post is of Horse Dick Dot Mpeg from the movie Miss March

JD · 11-26-2009, 01:25 AM

can you "learn to sing"? i always thought it was just something you're good at from the git

fatfoo · 11-26-2009, 01:51 AM

Well, yeah. Anyway, what I'm saying is - I need an audience to practise on. I want to develop this talent - if I have any such talent. I never tried to sing, so I don't even know if I am good.

fatfoo · 11-26-2009, 02:17 AM

Sweet Caroline, Oh! Oh! Oh!
I loved her and it was so sweet
She's a hot stripper with much heat
When she said she's not a whore it started a war
All I can say is that I'm an attention whore who wants more
I still have her pillow heart and Dracula plate
And playboy cologne that she gave to me on Valentine's day
Sometimes I get so heavily involved it's time to cry "may day"

fatfoo · 11-26-2009, 02:19 AM

Suicidal... Suicidal love...
I feel like a dove can fly down from above
The dove will peck my eyes out in blood
A dark carrion can emerge after a flood

fatfoo · 11-26-2009, 02:24 AM

I tried everything. Humans are animals that used to walk on four feet.
I tried to repent and fast without food for 3 days and act like a priest.
I tried to be a GI and I tried gluttony and to feast.
I tried to sell porn, and I tried to sell accounting services too.
I even did accounting for pornography and sold a Jew.
I tried to sing, and I tried to rap.
I even got on the radio for 2 weeks.
I'm not going to strip clubs no more.
I don't wanna start a war.

fatfoo · 11-26-2009, 02:32 AM

I do accounting for pornographic companies, and I don't smoke Mary Jane
Wigga, give me the keys to the dungeon of pain
This is gonna sound simple and plain
I honestly will maintain the mundane
I calculate my taxes to be zero - I'm a genius
People are scared that I will say something henious

fatfoo · 11-26-2009, 02:35 AM

To people that say I'm a serial killer,
I like to joke, "No, I'm not. I'm just a one-time killer."
Aaaahh!!!!! That's joke. I didn't kill anyone.
Police like to help me in my community service
I worked as a security guard and in some capacity as a social worker
Pop the cork on the wine bottle with a wine cork corker

fatfoo · 11-26-2009, 02:48 AM

Opposites attract
Maybe I'm Karen O's negative on film
Wop!!! Wop!!! Wop!!!
I try not to cum in my pants at the sight of Karen O
So many people call her a hoe
By now it's impossible to remain an anonymous John Doe

fatfoo · 11-26-2009, 02:50 AM

No, I don't have premature ejaculation, please
I don't even have erectile difficulties
Won't somebody help me sell an album with a picture of a bong
I can honestly say I have a long dong

fatfoo · 11-26-2009, 02:51 AM

We are experiencing technical difficulties because right now it's 4AM in the night and nobody is replying to these posts. We will try to bump again when it's daytime. Thank you for you cooperation in this pornographic matter.

Nicky · 11-26-2009, 03:24 AM

You been eating those shrooms again?

RadicalSights · 11-26-2009, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

I need an audience to practise on.

or to abuse with your vocals?

Agent 488 · 11-26-2009, 03:39 AM

jesus you are a creepy bastard. please stop.

fatfoo · 11-26-2009, 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky

You been eating those shrooms again?

No I have not. I have not been eating shrooms!!!
Right now I'm tripping out on my own bodily drugs.
What kind of chemicals are going through my brain - I have no idea.
I just know that, from experience, when I go on a fast for 3 days without food, my brain gets activated and I have extremely good memory.

Ahem.. Pussy!!! Pussyy!!! Oh!!!
A woman has no idea how a cock likes it...

Oh...!!! Pussies were made by god to be penetrated by dicks.

That's it. Because, you see - when a dick penetrates a pussy and loads it with jizz - children are born after 9 months. Technically, that's how the process works.

fatfoo · 11-26-2009, 04:36 AM

Some people may have difficulties with the child making proccess, whereas they have erectile difficulties, premature ejaculation, or their ovaries may have been taken out. They may also have HIV/AIDS, in which case the child is born with HIV/AIDS, as well. They may also have difficulties in the child making proccess because they are gay.

fatfoo · 11-26-2009, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RadicalSights

or to abuse with your vocals?

Some of them wanna abuse you
Some of them wanna be abused
Somebody needs a fuse

fatfoo · 11-26-2009, 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

jesus you are a creepy bastard. please stop.

Jesus is not a creepy bastard. In fact, I agree on his teachings on these 3 points:
1. Do not steal
2. Do not kill
3. Do not fuck your neighbour's wife

fatfoo · 11-26-2009, 04:42 AM

I also agree with this teaching on this point:
- Fight sexual temptations and youthful mischief

fatfoo · 11-26-2009, 05:14 AM

Argh! Argh! Leave me to contemplate my thoughts. I am going to stop posting now. There will be no more posts from me on gfy today.

fatfoo · 11-27-2009, 12:39 AM

Any more comments on this?

fatfoo · 01-15-2010, 07:54 PM

digifan · 01-15-2010, 08:20 PM

I liked the Wop! Wop! Wop! part the best.

MrBottomTooth · 01-15-2010, 08:22 PM

You need a webcam and a youtube account.

Agent 488 · 01-15-2010, 08:22 PM

post an mp3 or your skills.

J. Falcon · 01-15-2010, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

jesus you are a creepy bastard. please stop.

fatfoo · 01-15-2010, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon

I think this person changed their mind.

POed-poster · 01-15-2010, 11:21 PM

Is this guy retarded? Serious question!

fatfoo · 01-15-2010, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POed-poster

Is this guy retarded? Serious question!

I think so fucking slow, that I remember what I did in grade 3 like it was 1 second ago.

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CaptainHowdy · 01-16-2010, 07:22 AM

Naechy · 01-16-2010, 07:49 AM

Sing like.......

SmellyNose · 01-16-2010, 07:55 AM

Anybody who knows where this is from gets 1 hour of web development for free (ICQ: 594086663)

Woman, wo-man, woooaahh-man
She was a thief, you gotta believe. She stole my heart... and my cat.

^-- This 'poem'/'song' is awesome

Scott McD · 01-16-2010, 08:00 AM

Fatfoo =

11-26-2009, 01:11 AM	#1
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	I want to learn how to sing Does anyone know any a good singing school in Toronto? Or perhaps some Kareoke or rap battle event that I could go to? Thanks. __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

11-26-2009, 01:17 AM	#2
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	Ahem... I made up some lyrics and it goes like this: Fatfoo's style is phat like a whale I never fail to stay out of jail All hail - I deliver news like the mail No, I never popped Gaile Karen O loves me You ever wondered what if feels to act like a straight up G? My this time I did dine with Caroline To success I draw a staight line I like to sing I ain't fag, not completely a G Others like to sing about me Maybe I'll try Grunge style for a while Aaaaaaahh!!!! Oh!! Oh!! Whoa!!! Whoa!!! Oooh!!! Oooh!!! Wop! Wop! Wop! __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

11-26-2009, 01:20 AM	#3
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	Selling out music CDs Telling kids about birds and the bees Wigga, please give me the keys To the town of music I feel like I'm gonna lose it __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

11-26-2009, 01:23 AM	#4
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	The picture in the first post is of Horse Dick Dot Mpeg from the movie Miss March __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

11-26-2009, 01:51 AM	#6
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	Well, yeah. Anyway, what I'm saying is - I need an audience to practise on. I want to develop this talent - if I have any such talent. I never tried to sing, so I don't even know if I am good. __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

11-26-2009, 01:25 AM	#5
JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	can you "learn to sing"? i always thought it was just something you're good at from the git

11-26-2009, 02:17 AM	#7
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	Sweet Caroline, Oh! Oh! Oh! I loved her and it was so sweet She's a hot stripper with much heat When she said she's not a whore it started a war All I can say is that I'm an attention whore who wants more I still have her pillow heart and Dracula plate And playboy cologne that she gave to me on Valentine's day Sometimes I get so heavily involved it's time to cry "may day" __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

11-26-2009, 02:19 AM	#8
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	Suicidal... Suicidal love... I feel like a dove can fly down from above The dove will peck my eyes out in blood A dark carrion can emerge after a flood __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

11-26-2009, 02:24 AM	#9
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	I tried everything. Humans are animals that used to walk on four feet. I tried to repent and fast without food for 3 days and act like a priest. I tried to be a GI and I tried gluttony and to feast. I tried to sell porn, and I tried to sell accounting services too. I even did accounting for pornography and sold a Jew. I tried to sing, and I tried to rap. I even got on the radio for 2 weeks. I'm not going to strip clubs no more. I don't wanna start a war. __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

11-26-2009, 02:32 AM	#10
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	I do accounting for pornographic companies, and I don't smoke Mary Jane Wigga, give me the keys to the dungeon of pain This is gonna sound simple and plain I honestly will maintain the mundane I calculate my taxes to be zero - I'm a genius People are scared that I will say something henious __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

11-26-2009, 02:35 AM	#11
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	To people that say I'm a serial killer, I like to joke, "No, I'm not. I'm just a one-time killer." Aaaahh!!!!! That's joke. I didn't kill anyone. Police like to help me in my community service I worked as a security guard and in some capacity as a social worker Pop the cork on the wine bottle with a wine cork corker __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

11-26-2009, 02:48 AM	#12
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	Opposites attract Maybe I'm Karen O's negative on film Wop!!! Wop!!! Wop!!! I try not to cum in my pants at the sight of Karen O So many people call her a hoe By now it's impossible to remain an anonymous John Doe __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

11-26-2009, 02:50 AM	#13
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	No, I don't have premature ejaculation, please I don't even have erectile difficulties Won't somebody help me sell an album with a picture of a bong I can honestly say I have a long dong __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

11-26-2009, 02:51 AM	#14
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	We are experiencing technical difficulties because right now it's 4AM in the night and nobody is replying to these posts. We will try to bump again when it's daytime. Thank you for you cooperation in this pornographic matter. __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

11-26-2009, 03:24 AM	#15
Nicky Judge Jury and Executioner Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,069	You been eating those shrooms again? __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

11-26-2009, 03:39 AM	#17
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	jesus you are a creepy bastard. please stop.

11-26-2009, 04:36 AM	#19
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	Some people may have difficulties with the child making proccess, whereas they have erectile difficulties, premature ejaculation, or their ovaries may have been taken out. They may also have HIV/AIDS, in which case the child is born with HIV/AIDS, as well. They may also have difficulties in the child making proccess because they are gay. __________________ Send me an email: [email protected] Last edited by fatfoo; 11-26-2009 at 04:40 AM..

11-26-2009, 04:42 AM	#22
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	I also agree with this teaching on this point: - Fight sexual temptations and youthful mischief __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

11-26-2009, 05:14 AM	#23
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	Argh! Argh! Leave me to contemplate my thoughts. I am going to stop posting now. There will be no more posts from me on gfy today. __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

11-27-2009, 12:39 AM	#24
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	Any more comments on this? __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

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