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Old 11-23-2009, 07:31 AM   #1
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my name is horse dick dot txt

I can sell blog posts, gallery descriptions, etc. Cheap. Cheap.

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Old 11-23-2009, 07:35 AM   #2
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Old 11-23-2009, 07:43 AM   #4
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Horse Dick Dot Txt writes many times
Adolph's dog be digging rhymes
Insane magical monetizing lyrical crimes
sexy-frenchie wants a cat fight
bigdog577's avatar is fat, right
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Old 11-23-2009, 07:45 AM   #5
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Old 11-23-2009, 07:46 AM   #6
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LoveSandra is speechless now
Her avatar sticks in your mind wow
What a pervert everyone is
Happy happy, filled with bliss
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Old 11-23-2009, 07:48 AM   #7
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This new marketing campaign is awesome.
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Old 11-23-2009, 07:49 AM   #8
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Old 11-23-2009, 07:50 AM   #9
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Only a stoner's mind can conjure this
Lyrical rhymes filled with diss
Drugs and weed I smoke no more
I don't even buy a whore
Buy a horse instead of whores
Making money I adore
Please don't kill me - I'll be nice
Animals in blood we don't sacrifice
Christ will save us from bad deeds
It's not a crime to sell porn feeds
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Old 11-23-2009, 07:53 AM   #10
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This new marketing campaign is awesome.
Alias filled with awe again
Let me get my writing pen
Alias dropped rhymes yesterday
Don't be shy, join the fray
Posting 1 word replies makes no sense
Make a small rhyme reply, brain dance
Grow your mind and post on gfy
Learn a new word, you can try
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Old 11-23-2009, 07:55 AM   #11
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Old 11-23-2009, 07:58 AM   #12
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Wake up, wake up
From the burnout
Is Lace's weed laced?
We gotta figure out
I don't take a hit no more
Now I'm a brain whore
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:00 AM   #13
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Please don't take these words to heart
What is the truth nobody can figure out
We write messages to be interpeted
I might even come off as a retarded fed
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:02 AM   #14
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A genius fed is better than me
I'm not guilty I always plee
Being stupid is no crime
On some days I don't even make a dime
Other days I make $500
I get support from blue collars and white collars
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:06 AM   #15
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Blooming red bloodshot eyes of a flaming scarlet rose
Starting a ruby flame war I do not oppose
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:12 AM   #16
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When I say flame war
I mean words on gfy
There is no real fire, nobody will die
In order to escape a person will cry
Cry loud so everyone can hear him
When love makes me speechless, I am lost
I try to speak, but no words come out my mouth
What a cruel trick God played on me
When time is right I freeze up, I don't take a fee
I know my stomach can speak when mouth can't
My stomach can say, "I love you"
And my ass can release the gas
"I ain't fag," we can say from the past
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:14 AM   #17
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My magical ass can release the gas
I hope a flatulent problem, I hope it will pass
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:17 AM   #18
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Instead of writing rhymes on paper
I will type them on gfy and become a lyrical sky scraper
Using my mind to move my typing hands
I will explore magical far off lands
Use your imagination if you try
With 10,888 posts I learned I can fly
Post a lot and you're not there
Ship to bliss takes no fare
Writing lyrics is free to do
Mars aliens will jerk off, I know they love to
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:19 AM   #19
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My love I hope you don't ever
Go to this forum, it's not fair
What an embarrasing jerk-off fest
I'm a retard, I confessed
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:21 AM   #20
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i have to stay on the lower floors at hotels because sometimes i think i can fly when im on hairowin
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:21 AM   #21
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Well, I'm not a retard, but I'm not genius
The things I write are arguably heinous
Messing with blasphemy I dare not attempt
Or the court will hold me in contempt
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:21 AM   #22
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:29 AM   #23
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i have to stay on the lower floors at hotels because sometimes i think i can fly when im on hairowin
I'd like to rhyme about the gfy person Owner, who's to win?
I think he/she can fly when he/she used hairowin
Fly, fly to the upper floors of the hotels
How does this drug effect you? Who tells?
I never tried it, I don't see many thugs
I don't like to do hard drugs
Anonymous people posting replies
People turned into nicknames - they still have price
Faceless people selling drugs
Some show their face - but only in mug shot with their mugs
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:37 AM   #24
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nice marketing strategy its look new nice
Thank you Ace_luffy very much
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Your promotion looks good too so far
Selling designs on the internet
It will help you if you're in debt
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:41 AM   #25
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If fatfoo picks up a real mike
Seats will fill up, some like
Doubtful if he can rap like Amanda Blank
Fatfoo raps like a rolling tank
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:42 AM   #26
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Amanda Blank - she can rap
I'm not sure if Karen O can
Don't let the shit hit the fan
Start a cat fight if you wish
Don't put me in the cat dish
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:44 AM   #27
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:46 AM   #28
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Maybe I love Amanda Blank
I think she's a lesbian, it made me think
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:49 AM   #29
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I threw up in mad insane fucked-up lyrical rhymes
My mind is filled with photos of Karen O dressed like Optimus Prime
What a lyrical crime these lyrics are
Makes a pirate go har-har-har
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:51 AM   #30
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Karen O is 40 feet tall
She's Godzilla, God help us all
Oh, I love her, but I'm scared of her
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:53 AM   #31
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is that hitler dancing with a dog, cool.
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Oh she told me to hurry up,
And the told me "slit my wrists, cut off my arms"
What a nightmare it is
Now my pants are filled with jizz
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:54 AM   #33
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hairowin / heroin ... im on hair of the dog

posting in your thread and good luck with the blogs






this guy am i rite
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Old 11-23-2009, 08:56 AM   #34
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is that hitler dancing with a dog, cool.
Yeah, I found a real photo of Hitler with the dog in the "Hitler Loves Animals" propaganda archives.
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hairowin / heroin ... im on hair of the dog

posting in your thread and good luck with the blogs






this guy am i rite
Here's a rhyme to say I'm not a fag
She says "I'm dead" because I got brain lag
I love women, I really do
I even love when they verbally kill me, too
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Old 11-23-2009, 09:00 AM   #37
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I love when women insult me
It makes me run, it makes me flee
When they turn nice I stay with them
PMS lives again
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Pray to Jesus, I do pray
I need to keep my sanity, please don't crack me up
That's why I bought strippers to sit on my lap
If you go deep into my life
You can see it's filled with non-gay strife
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lol i didnt post that pic trying to say your a fag.. it was the only horse pic i had from this

http://www.interiorcrocodilealligator.com/

and im hungover like a mofo
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Old 11-23-2009, 09:19 AM   #40
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Here's another bump to the selling thread
Being straight gives me a chance to be a soldier fed
God send gold coins from above
Making money we all love
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lol i didnt post that pic trying to say your a fag.. it was the only horse pic i had from this

http://www.interiorcrocodilealligator.com/

and im hungover like a mofo
Hey, I remember this crocodile video. I believe JD posted it some time ago.
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Old 11-23-2009, 09:41 AM   #43
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Maybe Amanda Blank is not a lesbian at all
I'm confused, don't take my word
I don't want to insult artists
Who can create better than me
I'm not sure if I got the right idea
I walk around like a horse, and horses can't talk
I really like to do this walk
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Psychic readers fill with fear
Love to me is very dear
Right now I am at home
I'm not home when I go outside to the Sky Dome
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Psychic readers fill me with fear, that is
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http://www.theequinest.com/images/ho...otoshop-33.jpg

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Old 11-23-2009, 02:12 PM   #49
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This is not a post bot
It's a real human hand
I twisted my shoulder in an unfortunate accident on grass land
I won't be able to type fast for a while
Bear with me, no need to dial
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