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my name is horse dick dot txt
I can sell blog posts, gallery descriptions, etc. Cheap. Cheap.
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Girls fight!!!
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Wtf...?!
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Horse Dick Dot Txt writes many times
Adolph's dog be digging rhymes Insane magical monetizing lyrical crimes sexy-frenchie wants a cat fight bigdog577's avatar is fat, right
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LoveSandra is speechless now
Her avatar sticks in your mind wow What a pervert everyone is Happy happy, filled with bliss
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This new marketing campaign is awesome.
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Only a stoner's mind can conjure this
Lyrical rhymes filled with diss Drugs and weed I smoke no more I don't even buy a whore Buy a horse instead of whores Making money I adore Please don't kill me - I'll be nice Animals in blood we don't sacrifice Christ will save us from bad deeds It's not a crime to sell porn feeds
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Alias filled with awe again
Let me get my writing pen Alias dropped rhymes yesterday Don't be shy, join the fray Posting 1 word replies makes no sense Make a small rhyme reply, brain dance Grow your mind and post on gfy Learn a new word, you can try
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You make me sleepy
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Wake up, wake up
From the burnout Is Lace's weed laced? We gotta figure out I don't take a hit no more Now I'm a brain whore
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Please don't take these words to heart
What is the truth nobody can figure out We write messages to be interpeted I might even come off as a retarded fed
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A genius fed is better than me
I'm not guilty I always plee Being stupid is no crime On some days I don't even make a dime Other days I make $500 I get support from blue collars and white collars
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Blooming red bloodshot eyes of a flaming scarlet rose
Starting a ruby flame war I do not oppose
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When I say flame war
I mean words on gfy There is no real fire, nobody will die In order to escape a person will cry Cry loud so everyone can hear him When love makes me speechless, I am lost I try to speak, but no words come out my mouth What a cruel trick God played on me When time is right I freeze up, I don't take a fee I know my stomach can speak when mouth can't My stomach can say, "I love you" And my ass can release the gas "I ain't fag," we can say from the past
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My magical ass can release the gas
I hope a flatulent problem, I hope it will pass
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Instead of writing rhymes on paper
I will type them on gfy and become a lyrical sky scraper Using my mind to move my typing hands I will explore magical far off lands Use your imagination if you try With 10,888 posts I learned I can fly Post a lot and you're not there Ship to bliss takes no fare Writing lyrics is free to do Mars aliens will jerk off, I know they love to
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My love I hope you don't ever
Go to this forum, it's not fair What an embarrasing jerk-off fest I'm a retard, I confessed
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i have to stay on the lower floors at hotels because sometimes i think i can fly when im on hairowin
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Well, I'm not a retard, but I'm not genius
The things I write are arguably heinous Messing with blasphemy I dare not attempt Or the court will hold me in contempt
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nice marketing strategy its look new nice
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I think he/she can fly when he/she used hairowin Fly, fly to the upper floors of the hotels How does this drug effect you? Who tells? I never tried it, I don't see many thugs I don't like to do hard drugs Anonymous people posting replies People turned into nicknames - they still have price Faceless people selling drugs Some show their face - but only in mug shot with their mugs Snoop Dogg laughs and sells his meth Hard drugs lead to death
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Thank you Ace_luffy very much
I love the creature in your Avatar Your promotion looks good too so far Selling designs on the internet It will help you if you're in debt People posting on gfy Makes you laugh, makes you cry
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If fatfoo picks up a real mike
Seats will fill up, some like Doubtful if he can rap like Amanda Blank Fatfoo raps like a rolling tank
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Amanda Blank - she can rap
I'm not sure if Karen O can Don't let the shit hit the fan Start a cat fight if you wish Don't put me in the cat dish
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Call me a sheep if you dare,
I'll call myself a horse, after running away like a hare back in my lair
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Maybe I love Amanda Blank
I think she's a lesbian, it made me think
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I threw up in mad insane fucked-up lyrical rhymes
My mind is filled with photos of Karen O dressed like Optimus Prime What a lyrical crime these lyrics are Makes a pirate go har-har-har
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Karen O is 40 feet tall
She's Godzilla, God help us all Oh, I love her, but I'm scared of her Please don't scare me no more
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is that hitler dancing with a dog, cool.
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Oh she told me to hurry up,
And the told me "slit my wrists, cut off my arms" What a nightmare it is Now my pants are filled with jizz
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hairowin / heroin ... im on hair of the dog
posting in your thread and good luck with the blogs ![]() this guy am i rite ![]()
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Yeah, I found a real photo of Hitler with the dog in the "Hitler Loves Animals" propaganda archives.
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She says "I'm dead" because I got brain lag I love women, I really do I even love when they verbally kill me, too
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I love when women insult me
It makes me run, it makes me flee When they turn nice I stay with them PMS lives again
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Pray to Jesus, I do pray
I need to keep my sanity, please don't crack me up That's why I bought strippers to sit on my lap If you go deep into my life You can see it's filled with non-gay strife
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lol i didnt post that pic trying to say your a fag.. it was the only horse pic i had from this
http://www.interiorcrocodilealligator.com/ and im hungover like a mofo ![]()
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Here's another bump to the selling thread
Being straight gives me a chance to be a soldier fed God send gold coins from above Making money we all love
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I make cartoons that kill each other because I don't wanna kill in real life.
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Maybe Amanda Blank is not a lesbian at all
I'm confused, don't take my word I don't want to insult artists Who can create better than me I'm not sure if I got the right idea I walk around like a horse, and horses can't talk I really like to do this walk
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Psychic readers fill with fear
Love to me is very dear Right now I am at home I'm not home when I go outside to the Sky Dome
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Psychic readers fill me with fear, that is
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This is not a post bot
It's a real human hand I twisted my shoulder in an unfortunate accident on grass land I won't be able to type fast for a while Bear with me, no need to dial
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there's no $$$ in porn
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that's a new icq nr?
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