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docputer · 11-27-2009, 12:33 PM

Professional golfer Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident early this morning, the Florida Highway Patrol just reported.

Woods, 33, pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community about 2:25 a.m. when he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree at his neighbor's property, FHP reported.

Woods was transported to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee in serious condition, FHP said. No other information about his condition has been released.

FHP said the airbags in Woods' Cadillac Escalade did not deploy, which means the vehicle was traveling under 33 mph.http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...,1369881.story

L-Pink · 11-27-2009, 12:36 PM

"struck a fire hydrant"

So did he pull it right or shank it to the left?

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Fat Panda · 11-27-2009, 12:37 PM

we all have the internet

Carmine Raguso · 11-27-2009, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by docputer

...and then drove into a tree at his neighbor's property, FHP reported.

1 wood I presume?

Carmine Raguso · 11-27-2009, 12:39 PM

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we all have the internet

I hadn't read it. Why the hate? Douchebag fuckstick.

DaddyHalbucks · 11-27-2009, 12:39 PM

Late night partying?

Barefootsies · 11-27-2009, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso

I hadn't read it. Why the hate? Douchebag fuckstick.

Same here.

L-Pink · 11-27-2009, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso

1 wood I presume?

puttering around under 33mph

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cwd · 11-27-2009, 12:41 PM

2:25am and he runs into a...
1-Fire Hydrant
2-Tree

fuck man, why is it the rich guys get AAALLLLLLLLL the good drugs......

Bryan G · 11-27-2009, 12:48 PM

How bad can he be hurt pulling out the drive way? How fucking fast was he going??

mmcfadden · 11-27-2009, 12:54 PM

I wonder what charges? I wonder if this is a big hoax? Driving while intoxicated? serious condition usually means on a respirator... wow if its true

Carmine Raguso · 11-27-2009, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by mmcfadden

I wonder what charges? I wonder if this is a big hoax? Driving while intoxicated? serious condition usually means on a respirator... wow if its true

Serious condition for Tiger Woods could mean a thumb sprain

Evil Chris · 11-27-2009, 12:58 PM

I hope he's all right.

Martin · 11-27-2009, 12:58 PM

Strange.

bushwacker · 11-27-2009, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by mmcfadden

I wonder what charges? I wonder if this is a big hoax? Driving while intoxicated? serious condition usually means on a respirator... wow if its true

no alcohol was involved, according to espn.

L-Pink · 11-27-2009, 01:01 PM

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I hope he's all right.

Me too, at first I thought just a fender-bender.

"His condition was not immediately known, though the news release said his injuries were serious."

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Bomber8888 · 11-27-2009, 01:02 PM

Probably on Meth...:P

Rangermoore · 11-27-2009, 01:05 PM

Story said it happened around 2:28AM just wondering why it is JUST NOW being put out to the public?

TheSenator · 11-27-2009, 01:08 PM

The airbags aren't deployed when driving a Cadillac Escalade at 30mph.

Rangermoore · 11-27-2009, 01:10 PM

The whole thing sounds strange...

Mutt · 11-27-2009, 01:11 PM

hmm - weird time for a family guy to be headed out, 2:30 AM - unless he was under the influence of something maybe he was having some kind of health problem that caused him to back into the fire hydrant and then a tree - maybe he's in serious condition from that health problem, maybe he was attempting to drive himself to an emergency room.

strange, hope he's ok, he's a young dude - what is he? under 35 still?

11-27-2009, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso

1 wood I presume?

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Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso

Serious condition for Tiger Woods could mean a thumb sprain

To be honest, I was expecting it to be a tricky title to a shitty day on the course for the guy...

L-Pink · 11-27-2009, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

hmm - weird time for a family guy to be headed out, 2:30 AM - unless he was under the influence of something maybe he was having some kind of health problem that caused him to back into the fire hydrant and then a tree - maybe he's in serious condition from that health problem, maybe he was attempting to drive himself to an emergency room.

strange, hope he's ok, he's a young dude - what is he? under 35 still?

Good line of thinking .....

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DBS.US · 11-27-2009, 01:19 PM

The highway patrol said the crash is still under investigation, and charges are pending. However, the highway patrol said the crash was not alcohol-related.

mmcfadden · 11-27-2009, 01:21 PM

who is his wife again? maybe a jealous rage? This story is really, really strange

Agent 488 · 11-27-2009, 01:21 PM

he was more drunked than katharos on a friday night at gfy.

GTS Mark · 11-27-2009, 01:22 PM

First Brock Lesnar... Now this?!!

Mutt · 11-27-2009, 01:24 PM

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The highway patrol said the crash is still under investigation, and charges are pending.

ruh roh - sounds like somebody's public image might be going down a few pegs.

mmcfadden · 11-27-2009, 01:28 PM

cbs update just said he was released from the hospital... so there goes "serious injuries"

apparently lacerations to the face...

sex69 · 11-27-2009, 01:41 PM

If it wasn't driving under influence case than he maybe has some family or health issues.

Shap · 11-27-2009, 01:46 PM

Tiger's fine. A friend of mine is in business with him and has talked to him. He's ok.

rayadp05 · 11-27-2009, 01:46 PM

My thoughts are with the guy and I do hope that he gets better but how in the hell does someone get SERIOUSLY injured by pulling out of a driveway? I mean, it's not like another car smashed into him. That, I could totally understand.

But pulling out of a driveway? And how do you hit ...not only a fire hydrant but a tree too?

I guess he was pretty fucked up on something.

Adam_M · 11-27-2009, 01:56 PM

He has already been released from Hospital

$5 submissions · 11-27-2009, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Late night partying?

Supposedly there was no alcohol involved but charges ARE pending. Hmmmm

EthnicLover · 11-27-2009, 02:05 PM

That is a very bizarre "accident".

V_RocKs · 11-27-2009, 02:07 PM

Seriously injured = requires a doctor

Nothing more. So he most likely had stitches to an eyebrow.

Quagmire · 11-27-2009, 04:07 PM

maybe he was running out for some cranberry sauce. Everyone needs cranberry sauce with their turkey.

rowan · 11-27-2009, 07:12 PM

Just saw it on my local paper's website...

Headline: Tiger Woods injured in serious car crash

Part body: A spokesperson for Health Central Hospital said "Tiger Woods was involved in a minor car accident outside his house last night. He was admitted, treated and released."

The trouble with instant media is that bullshit like this propagates very quickly...

Fob · 11-27-2009, 08:25 PM

omg, tiger is dead?

L-Pink · 11-27-2009, 08:30 PM

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omg, tiger is dead?

His Dr did it.

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Warren · 11-27-2009, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Shap

Tiger's fine. A friend of mine is in business with him and has talked to him. He's ok.

Thought as much.

SleazyDream · 11-27-2009, 10:02 PM

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we all have the internet

someone should ban you idiot

Warren · 11-27-2009, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

someone should ban you idiot

We need to talk to Eric and find out who is running the playground right now.

kaori · 11-27-2009, 10:34 PM

Bet he only has a broken nose, and a few contusions... maybe another bone..
the rest is the media hyping it up...

pamon · 11-27-2009, 11:44 PM

love the image of his wife breaking out the driver and whacking out the back window of the '09 escalade. hot blone with a driver up on the first tee. fore...

Scott McD · 11-28-2009, 03:33 AM

And i always thought he was a good "driver".

Scott McD · 11-28-2009, 03:34 AM

Maybe he was just in a hurry to hit the "club".

dynastoned · 11-28-2009, 09:42 AM

well now its coming out that he might be having an affair.

and the circumstances are looking rather strange. whipping out of your driveway hitting trees and shit at 2am in the morning? while going fast enough to be able to knock himself unconscious. and he had cuts on his upper and bottom lip? then his wife busted out the back window of his escalade with not one but 2 golf clubs? to supposedly free him from the car.

sounds like an argument happened to me and shit got a little out of control.

Rangermoore · 11-28-2009, 09:50 AM

But he is so wholesome... Now it looks like he will finally have to face the real media instead of those pussies from espn and the golf channel..This should be fun to watch..

dynastoned · 11-28-2009, 09:57 AM

welp looks like tmz already got the inside scoop

http://www.tmz.com/

hes front page atm

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