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Porn Mickey · 11-30-2009, 03:58 AM

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.

When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.

SleazyDream · 11-30-2009, 04:25 AM

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nextri · 11-30-2009, 04:29 AM

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BuggyG · 11-30-2009, 08:37 AM

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marketsmart · 11-30-2009, 08:49 AM

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GatorB · 11-30-2009, 08:50 AM

He's a Jesus freak that wants to force Christianity on kids in public schools and teach creationism as science fact. That's all I need to know.

LA Crew · 11-30-2009, 02:24 PM

11-30-2009, 03:58 AM	#1
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GatorB The Demon & 12clicks Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: SallyRand is a FAGGOT Posts: 18,208	He's a Jesus freak that wants to force Christianity on kids in public schools and teach creationism as science fact. That's all I need to know.