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fris · 12-01-2009, 07:59 AM

Dont you hate these douchebags?

They want the right to ride their bike on the road, but dont want to follow the rules with signalling, etc.

Stay on the fucking sidewalk.

Nikki_Licks · 12-01-2009, 08:07 AM

Yep, they piss me off to no end. These assholes? even think it is cute to stay in the lane of traffic at a stop light and then take off with traffic or hold up the turning lane while they try to gain speed. They have bike lanes here and these assholes still feel they can ride 6 abreast and the hell with everyone else.

Common sense tells me, if the vehicle or object is larger than me, can cause death or bodily harm, move out of the way! I usually lay on the horn, it pisses them off and at least I got there attention if not caused some embarrassment for them.

Matyko · 12-01-2009, 08:33 AM

until i moved out from the capital city [Budapest] I was one of the guys you hate. :O
Fuck the sidewalk, road made for cars are Much better quality - at least here in Hungary... For racing bicycles the sidewalk is not an option at all.

30-80k [!!!] bikers across Budapest twice a year, demonstrating for better and more roads.

The Ghost · 12-01-2009, 08:55 AM

There's a great scene in Californication like that. The bicyclist tells Hank (David Duchovny) to fuck off and crashes in the bushes when Hank flicks a cigarette.

livecarlo · 12-01-2009, 09:01 AM

In Japan you have to be carefull not to abruptly change directions while walking on the sidewalk or else you'll get a bicyclist up your a$$.

dpl girls · 12-01-2009, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

Stay on the fucking sidewalk.

Side WALK. It has 'walk' right in the name, dumbass.

Whereas that little section on the side of the road is called the...........BIKE lane.

RachelPanda · 12-01-2009, 09:15 AM

heh, yeah it's like yeah there are "bike laws" and all of that, but if you're a bicyclist do you really wanna show down with a car that weighs a ton?

fris · 12-01-2009, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by dpl girls

Side WALK. It has 'walk' right in the name, dumbass.

Whereas that little section on the side of the road is called the...........BIKE lane.

ya but when they dont follow the rules, and wanted to be treated as a vechile, those are people who dont deserve it.

JamesK · 12-01-2009, 11:04 AM

I used to ride on the sidewalk but grannies got mad and told me to stick to the road

baddog · 12-01-2009, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

Dont you hate these douchebags?

They want the right to ride their bike on the road, but dont want to follow the rules with signalling, etc.

Stay on the fucking sidewalk.

You do realize that riding a bicycle on a sidewalk is a violation of the law, right?

rowan · 12-01-2009, 03:53 PM

For a short period in Australia it was illegal for a mother or father to ride on the footpath (what we call a sidewalk) with their kid. Going for a ride with your kid would have been interesting...

dpl girls · 12-01-2009, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by rowan

For a short period in Australia it was illegal for a mother or father to ride on the footpath (what we call a sidewalk) with their kid. Going for a ride with your kid would have been interesting...

Why wouldn't you teach your kid to ride properly by demonstrating?

Deej · 12-01-2009, 04:01 PM

Here where I live its posted on all main sidewalks not to ride your bike on the sidewalks. I still ride on the fucking sidewalks, especially when my girlfriend is riding with me. I could handle it, but no way could she handle riding in traffic.

What i think the warnings should say is "no inconsiderate little fucks on bikes and skateboards allowed on sidewalks"

I can ride just fine and go slow in the right potentially congested city areas.

rowan · 12-01-2009, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by dpl girls

Why wouldn't you teach your kid to ride properly by demonstrating?

Kids have always been allowed to ride on the footpath, but at the time the new law was introduced adults were not. An exception was later added to allow parents to ride with their children on the footpath, which got around the ridiculous situation of a parent having to negotiate road traffic while trying to watch/teach their kid on the footpath.

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Nikki_Licks Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Behind The Lens Posts: 6,323	Yep, they piss me off to no end. These assholes? even think it is cute to stay in the lane of traffic at a stop light and then take off with traffic or hold up the turning lane while they try to gain speed. They have bike lanes here and these assholes still feel they can ride 6 abreast and the hell with everyone else. Common sense tells me, if the vehicle or object is larger than me, can cause death or bodily harm, move out of the way! I usually lay on the horn, it pisses them off and at least I got there attention if not caused some embarrassment for them. __________________ Amateur Content ICQ: 292 356 077

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Matyko PsyHead Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hungary Posts: 8,665	until i moved out from the capital city [Budapest] I was one of the guys you hate. :O Fuck the sidewalk, road made for cars are Much better quality - at least here in Hungary... For racing bicycles the sidewalk is not an option at all. 30-80k [!!!] bikers across Budapest twice a year, demonstrating for better and more roads. __________________ -=- Register with our ref link and we help you with the setup! -=- AdSpyglass.com - Double your profit from brokers

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rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	For a short period in Australia it was illegal for a mother or father to ride on the footpath (what we call a sidewalk) with their kid. Going for a ride with your kid would have been interesting...

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Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	Here where I live its posted on all main sidewalks not to ride your bike on the sidewalks. I still ride on the fucking sidewalks, especially when my girlfriend is riding with me. I could handle it, but no way could she handle riding in traffic. What i think the warnings should say is "no inconsiderate little fucks on bikes and skateboards allowed on sidewalks" I can ride just fine and go slow in the right potentially congested city areas. __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880