T Woods gets a Ticket and Fine lol - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 12-01-2009, 01:02 PM

Anybody watching the press conference on his crash?

Juicy D. Links · 12-01-2009, 01:03 PM

bet you he was getting a BJ and thus lost control and crashed into a tree

Wizzo · 12-01-2009, 01:05 PM

$164...lol I bet they make more from selling the crash reports for $10 a piece...haha

PornoStar69 · 12-01-2009, 01:19 PM

second police officer talking was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo BUTCH.

Juicy D. Links · 12-01-2009, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by PornoStar69

second police officer talking was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo BUTCH.

yup loll i noticed that also loll

Juicy D. Links · 12-01-2009, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo

$164...lol I bet they make more from selling the crash reports for $10 a piece...haha

they were also upselling something else for $110 also i think the pics or ??

jtrade · 12-01-2009, 01:38 PM

Tiger Tiger Woods Ya'll CRASH!

IntenseLloyd · 12-01-2009, 02:06 PM

Did he hit a hole in one?

After Shock Media · 12-01-2009, 02:29 PM

I missed the press conference because I was doing something way more important like picking my nose.

Anyways WTF did they ticket and fine him for? As I understand it so far and please correct me if I am wrong.

He was in a single car accident leaving his property.
He hit a fire hydrant and a tree. The county owns the hydrant.
He did not talk to the cops, but no law says he has to talk to them.
There are no known violations he performed, no chance of DUI, no evidence of speeding, no hit and run, nothing but loosing control of his car. Pretty sure he had insurance and valid license.

Figure the most anyone could do is send him a bill for clean up and the damage to the hydrant if someone had a stick up their ass.

WTF is the big deal aside from him being famous? Why is he getting a witch hunt on his ass? Let me guess, now he did something that was not near perfect he is now a black man again in the eyes of the police and must be busted.

Tom_PM · 12-01-2009, 02:40 PM

The media has been shoving the premise down our throats that "we all thought he was perfect". Excuse me? Nobody thinks he or any person is perfect, so fuck you news jerks first of all for using a false premise to justify your hard-on for this guy.

Second, where is real news any more? If Tiger Woods ramming a tree is worthy of live remotes from his street, then you clearly are just a garbage tabloid. Call TMZ, thats their whole LIFE. Let them live it while you cover war, flu, washington party crashers.. you know.. 'portant stuff.

After Shock Media · 12-01-2009, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Second, where is real news any more? If Tiger Woods ramming a tree is worthy of live remotes from his street, then you clearly are just a garbage tabloid. Call TMZ, thats their whole LIFE. Let them live it while you cover war, flu, washington party crashers.. you know.. 'portant stuff.

buhahaha what is ironic is CNN paid TMZ for the damn footage/pictures.

Seems ol Harvey is about the king of the news as of late, since every news agency needs, wants, fiends for any celebrity news to jerk off to while real shit could be reported on.

Hell with as much coverage as this shit is getting, you think this would of been a crash akin the the one that Ted Kennedy had. I mean shit were is the body?

Tom_PM · 12-01-2009, 02:55 PM

Yeah, tmz is owned by time warner/cnn right? I think it's fine and dandy and all that jazz, but my god.. we can put it on the TMZ.com if we want to check up on Tiger's drama or britneys new hair or whatever else is "must know".

But to assume everyone actually gives a shit about such crap is just.. insulting.

Yeah, where's the body? He at least crushed a woodchuck I hope?

seeandsee · 12-01-2009, 02:57 PM

they want his blood!

pornguy · 12-01-2009, 02:59 PM

I would have been thrown in jail for 30 years for that

After Shock Media · 12-01-2009, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

I would have been thrown in jail for 30 years for that

No you wouldnt. Hell you would of not even gotten local news coverage if any high school sports team played that night. You would be lucky to have been given a few lines of print in the newspaper.

This is a non story being force fed on us just because he is popular and worth billions. That is it. Hell if it was not for PersianKitty I would of not even known of the cops being killed since everything was all Tiger Woods this and that. News was unwatchable with all these experts and shit talking about it.

John-ACWM · 12-01-2009, 03:44 PM

He didn't work for his name for nothing...good dodge of the law

but not the tree

After Shock Media · 12-01-2009, 03:46 PM

Has anyone else ever rushed out of the house in the early AM because you FUCKING NEED a god damn slushie or something? No hidden motives or whatnot, you got a damn craving and needed to hit the AM/PM. Them fuckers are open 24/7 for a reason.

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After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	I missed the press conference because I was doing something way more important like picking my nose. Anyways WTF did they ticket and fine him for? As I understand it so far and please correct me if I am wrong. He was in a single car accident leaving his property. He hit a fire hydrant and a tree. The county owns the hydrant. He did not talk to the cops, but no law says he has to talk to them. There are no known violations he performed, no chance of DUI, no evidence of speeding, no hit and run, nothing but loosing control of his car. Pretty sure he had insurance and valid license. Figure the most anyone could do is send him a bill for clean up and the damage to the hydrant if someone had a stick up their ass. WTF is the big deal aside from him being famous? Why is he getting a witch hunt on his ass? Let me guess, now he did something that was not near perfect he is now a black man again in the eyes of the police and must be busted. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	bet you he was getting a BJ and thus lost control and crashed into a tree

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Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	The media has been shoving the premise down our throats that "we all thought he was perfect". Excuse me? Nobody thinks he or any person is perfect, so fuck you news jerks first of all for using a false premise to justify your hard-on for this guy. Second, where is real news any more? If Tiger Woods ramming a tree is worthy of live remotes from his street, then you clearly are just a garbage tabloid. Call TMZ, thats their whole LIFE. Let them live it while you cover war, flu, washington party crashers.. you know.. 'portant stuff. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Yeah, tmz is owned by time warner/cnn right? I think it's fine and dandy and all that jazz, but my god.. we can put it on the TMZ.com if we want to check up on Tiger's drama or britneys new hair or whatever else is "must know". But to assume everyone actually gives a shit about such crap is just.. insulting. Yeah, where's the body? He at least crushed a woodchuck I hope? __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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12-01-2009, 03:46 PM	#17
After Shock Media It's coming look busy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". Posts: 35,299	Has anyone else ever rushed out of the house in the early AM because you FUCKING NEED a god damn slushie or something? No hidden motives or whatnot, you got a damn craving and needed to hit the AM/PM. Them fuckers are open 24/7 for a reason. __________________ [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]