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No commissions, no fees.
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![]() I had one 10 years ago, use to work with Rachel Ray in Albany. I however don't have the time to cook for myself. Anyone here have a private cook?
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Coupon Guru
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does a girlfriend count?
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Nov 2005
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i have my mother
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hi
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Its called a wife.
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We have a maid that does the cooking, but also cleaning, shopping etc.
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The Thrilla in Manila
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i have one .. learned one thing, make extensive lists of food / dishes you like.
otherwise, they will assume the first things they made are all your favorites =p |
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C.R.E.A.M
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i got my all in one living in maid . she cooks, cleans, walks the dog and does all the other things i don't have time for or dont want to do ;)
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2003
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my fiance
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there's no $$$ in porn
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congrats to the winners
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chez denny's for me ....
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We have an Au pair, but sadly she toast is about her limit
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I have my mother in law...lucky me!Lolz!
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you don't have a half hour in a day to make something?
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Now with more Jayne
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only when I look in the mirror
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Here's my public cook:
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I'd be fat if I had my private cook...
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Not yet. Trying to find a cute hispanic maid to clean and service me...
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Dugmor used to have his own cook
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Nope but my wife does.. it's me.
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I do, kind of.
She comes in on mondays and thursdays, picks up all the groceries and makes meals for the week in my kitchen. i just tell her what i like and the next week she'll have it made and in my fridge ready to go with heating directions.
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Pay It Forward
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i grew up cooking i can make anything
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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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yep..my wife
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Hmm
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Cooking is fun, I like to cook myself.
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Confirmed Brat
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I love to cook way too much to hire anyone to do it for me.
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Adult Content Provider
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A private chef would be awesome.
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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Yes. Curtis Stone
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It's coming look busy
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Before I came to the hospital I was placing an ad for a housekeeper/cook to help clean the house and prepare a few meals a week. The cooking was going to be a big element when deciding whom to hire. Especially considering how picky I am about food. Hoping to find some person who is good general wise and then knows one cuisine inside and out. When I get back out of here I will find one to help the wife out.
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