Why Won't Webmasters Learn FUCKING ENGLISH? - GoFuckYourself.com

POed-poster · 12-08-2009, 09:02 PM

Nobody is going to click on your links if they read like

NOTHING LOOKING MORE NATURALLY THAN NICE GIRL WHO PEE

To most American consumers, this language says

I AM A FOREIGNER FROM A LAWLESS COUTRY WHO WANTS TO YOU CON YOU INTO GIVING UP YOUR CC AND BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS SO I CAN EMPTY THEM BY CLOSE OF BUSINESS TOMORROW AND THEN SEND YOU UNSOLICITED FARM SEX AND KIDDIE PORN SPAM 50 TIMES A DAY FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY SO I CAN FUCK YOU SOME MORE. I ASS FUCK YOU REAL LONG TIME.

fatfoo · 12-08-2009, 09:04 PM

MaDalton · 12-08-2009, 09:05 PM

no habla espanol

Agent 488 · 12-08-2009, 09:06 PM

drunk again?

GetInSpace · 12-08-2009, 09:07 PM

what it be you is talking abouts?

mightyjoe · 12-08-2009, 09:09 PM

i admit your nose might bleed with my english, but why do i fucking care? its my 4th and last dialect and it didn't affect my business.

i'm proud of it, i have 4 dialects and still i can read, speak and understand english.

MrMaxwell · 12-08-2009, 09:14 PM

Better ask sleazy dream to hire some "tecks", and have them look into this "nightmear", right away.

Loch · 12-08-2009, 09:18 PM

I had to read your retarded post twice as it makes little sense unless you are a cokehead.

WANTS TO YOU CON YOU INTO
LOL, we may not all be from north America, but at least we have a proper education

jtrade · 12-08-2009, 09:22 PM

i think it's pure ignorance??

MrMaxwell · 12-08-2009, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Loch

I had to read your retarded post twice as it makes little sense unless you are a cokehead.

WANTS TO YOU CON YOU INTO
LOL, we may not all be from north America, but at least we have a proper education

We have proper education, here!
We even have perfect geography.
I can point out the USA on any globe and I know that all of the other landmasses are just unexplored potential American waiting to be annexed for the greater good.

Taco Bell, Dennys, Mucho Pedro's Shithouse
YaY

Loch · 12-08-2009, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jtrade

i think it's pure ignorance??

Canucks do not count, we know they all dream about being French anyway

Iron Fist · 12-08-2009, 09:59 PM

Get money from google wired to your account today!

POed-poster · 12-08-2009, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Loch

I had to read your retarded post twice as it makes little sense unless you are a cokehead.

WANTS TO YOU CON YOU INTO
LOL, we may not all be from north America, but at least we have a proper education

I can't sole your drug problems for ya. Sorry! But there is a way to get help and improve the world at the same time - it's called SUICIDE. Please try it, fucknut. You are totally useless as a human being.

POed-poster · 12-08-2009, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

drunk again?

I don't drink, assfuck. Die please.

POed-poster · 12-08-2009, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by jtrade

i think it's pure ignorance??

da da da da da

ganjaman · 12-08-2009, 10:52 PM

oh boy everyone will click the link if there will be hot babe above

Loch · 12-08-2009, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster

I can't sole your drug problems for ya. Sorry! But there is a way to get help and improve the world at the same time - it's called SUICIDE. Please try it, fucknut. You are totally useless as a human being.

Then go SOLE something else you uneducated internet personality

Warcraft interweb warrior

POed-poster · 12-08-2009, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Loch

Then go SOLE something else you uneducated internet personality

Warcraft interweb warrior

I'll make this simple for you, dumbass. Get gun, load gun, point gun at head, pull trigger, make world a better place. 'K?

BTW, I GUARANTEE that I have more education than you, so, in the words of my favorite black metal band:

FUCK OFF! U FUCKING USELESS CUNT!

Loch · 12-08-2009, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster

I'll make this simple for you, dumbass. Get gun, load gun, point gun at head, pull trigger, make world a better place. 'K?

BTW, I GUARANTEE that I have more education than you, so, in the words of my favorite black metal band:

FUCK OFF! U FUCKING USELESS CUNT!

Pretty big statement seeing you know nothing about my background

I find it funny you get so ticked off though....but is it not annoying that when using CAPS no screaming sound comes out the receivers end

Ohh And that would be ("The" world a better place) btw

CPimp · 12-08-2009, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster

I'll make this simple for you, dumbass. Get gun, load gun, point gun at head, pull trigger, make world a better place. 'K?

BTW, I GUARANTEE that I have more education than you, so, in the words of my favorite black metal band:

FUCK OFF! U FUCKING USELESS CUNT!

Didn't someone just get banned for this bullshit? This is what I come here to read? Jesus christ. Help me.

Loch · 12-09-2009, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by tube2k

Didn't someone just get banned for this bullshit? This is what I come here to read? Jesus christ. Help me.

You cant get banned just for being a Ralph

12-09-2009, 12:15 AM

Jesus fuck, why are you such an angry person, daddy no love you enough when you were a child?

Fuck man, go to therapy or something, your bad vibes are making you sound about retarded and a half.

Les Grossman · 12-09-2009, 12:18 AM

It's all the filipino outsourced guys / girl. You get what you pay for.

TheDoc · 12-09-2009, 12:38 AM

I smell a Muslim extremist!

SleazyDream · 12-09-2009, 12:48 AM

that's why i never make any spelling mistakes

POed-poster · 12-09-2009, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

Jesus fuck, why are you such an angry person, daddy no love you enough when you were a child?

Fuck man, go to therapy or something, your bad vibes are making you sound about retarded and a half.

I couldn't fucking give a shit what you fucking think. FUCK OFF, asswipe!

POed-poster · 12-09-2009, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by tube2k

Didn't someone just get banned for this bullshit? This is what I come here to read? Jesus christ. Help me.

For doing what? Telling someone to go fuck themselves in a forum called go fuck yourself? All the fucking trolls here? Every single one of my outbursts were responses to people posting idiot troll shit and baiting me. Well, I don't take shit from anyone. If you don't want shit thrown at you, don't throw any at me. I don't know why that point is so fucking hard to understand.

raven1083 · 12-09-2009, 01:07 AM

what!?nosebleed here!Lol!

12-09-2009, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster

I couldn't fucking give a shit what you fucking think. FUCK OFF, asswipe!

Yes you do, otherwise you wouldn't be crying your eyes out on GFY.

Loch · 12-09-2009, 01:15 AM

Baiting you?
You are the one that started this thread calling people out

Good on you for not taking shit from anyone though, you look real good because of it

digitaldivas · 12-09-2009, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster

For doing what? Telling someone to go fuck themselves in a forum called go fuck yourself? All the fucking trolls here? Every single one of my outbursts were responses to people posting idiot troll shit and baiting me. Well, I don't take shit from anyone. If you don't want shit thrown at you, don't throw any at me. I don't know why that point is so fucking hard to understand.

i will agree that many of the posts here are getting pretty fucking retarded.

Shit like "why do farts smell",
"omg, I just took a pic of my dick... pics inside",
"who loves arbys!",

blah.

But I have been to Canada, Europe and Abroad and people worldwide are pretty cool. I actually think that Europeans are nicer than most Americans. And most people outside of the U.S. know English. Unless your talking Middle East, Laos, or some shit like that. And even then, there is English to be spoken.

POed-poster · 12-09-2009, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

Yes you do, otherwise you wouldn't be crying your eyes out on GFY.

I'm not crying my eyes out, CUNT. FUCK OFF! 'K?

12-09-2009, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster

I'm not crying my eyes out, CUNT. FUCK OFF! 'K?

12-09-2009, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by mightyjoe

i admit your nose might bleed with my english, but why do i fucking care? its my 4th and last dialect and it didn't affect my business.

i'm proud of it, i have 4 dialects and still i can read, speak and understand english.

4 dialects, thats pretty cool man, i struggle with french and spanish at the best of times, i guess that makes me illiterate in 3 languages

Max_PuZcash · 12-09-2009, 03:19 AM

Good english is overrated...

Glenn Beck · 12-09-2009, 03:24 AM

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

POed-poster · 12-09-2009, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch

Stupid smart ass image shoved back up Killswitch's fat flabby ass

Exactly which part of FUCK OFF don't you get?

POed-poster · 12-09-2009, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Glenn Beck

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids . they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

Hey, about that gun pointed at your head in your avatar. Pull the trigger!

Raf1 · 12-09-2009, 03:52 AM

this is actually pretty right. Webmasters from non-english speaking countries should hire writers for their descriptions ;)

Sarah_Jayne · 12-09-2009, 04:01 AM

because teasing English is so much fun?

POed-poster · 12-09-2009, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Raf1

this is actually pretty right. Webmasters from non-english speaking countries should hire writers for their descriptions ;)

I agree, but most are too cheap to do that. I am not talking just non-native speakers. Proof reading is WAAAAAAY down on the list of expenses of most webmasters, even though the sales pitch is THE MOST IMPORTANT part. Why go to the trouble of buying all that content, scripts and designs, hosting and traffic if you have a sales ad that is barely readable. Pics alone are not enough. Of course, a hot check can be a great sales tool but without good, clever ad text, you will spin your wheels. This is a very competitive market and there is free porn everywhere.

nickutis · 12-09-2009, 05:59 AM

who are you to say what we should do?

If we are able to sell products with our broken "engrish", nobody fuckin cares if description was written in proper english or not

CruelMedia · 12-09-2009, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by nickutis

who are you to say what we should do?

If we are able to sell products with our broken "engrish", nobody fuckin cares if description was written in proper english or not

but if you'd sell at least half more of what you actually sell with a good english would that help..?!?

BlackCrayon · 12-09-2009, 06:15 AM

I hate bad english on sites. I am not perfect myself but it is hard for people from other countries who don't speak english. Whenever I come across 'foreign speak' sites, I have to laugh a little but when it comes down to it, the main selling point is what the surfer sees, not reads in most cases.

CaptainHowdy · 12-09-2009, 06:20 AM

Grammar errors are a turn-on for many people...

TheDoc · 12-09-2009, 06:38 AM

This guy is the weakest attacker GFY has ever had... what a pathetic waste of GFY space.

NetHorse · 12-09-2009, 06:41 AM

Dear POed-poster Sirs,

Whats this English you speaker of thes.

tranza · 12-09-2009, 07:07 AM

Did I miss anything?

J. Falcon · 12-09-2009, 07:19 AM

too lazy, too cheap

bobby666 · 12-09-2009, 07:26 AM

were is the broplem?

12-08-2009, 09:02 PM	#1
POed-poster Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,588	Why Won't Webmasters Learn FUCKING ENGLISH? Nobody is going to click on your links if they read like NOTHING LOOKING MORE NATURALLY THAN NICE GIRL WHO PEE To most American consumers, this language says I AM A FOREIGNER FROM A LAWLESS COUTRY WHO WANTS TO YOU CON YOU INTO GIVING UP YOUR CC AND BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS SO I CAN EMPTY THEM BY CLOSE OF BUSINESS TOMORROW AND THEN SEND YOU UNSOLICITED FARM SEX AND KIDDIE PORN SPAM 50 TIMES A DAY FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY SO I CAN FUCK YOU SOME MORE. I ASS FUCK YOU REAL LONG TIME. __________________ If you have a music site that sells digital downloads, please contact me.

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mightyjoe Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1,395	i admit your nose might bleed with my english, but why do i fucking care? its my 4th and last dialect and it didn't affect my business. i'm proud of it, i have 4 dialects and still i can read, speak and understand english.

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