Why Won't Webmasters Learn FUCKING ENGLISH? - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

Overload · 12-09-2009, 08:40 AM

und warum lernen so wenig US webmaster DEUTSCH?
and how come so few US webmasters learn GERMAN?

Loch · 12-09-2009, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Overload

und warum lernen so wenig US webmaster DEUTSCH?
and how come so few US webmasters learn GERMAN?

Be glad they don?t

Gives you more opportunities in your market

Much like this guy is after ESL people I?m sure you have seen how funny US webmasters are when they hire a twit to translate into Danish/French/Deutsch and the likes, with Zero chance if finding the mistakes

Overload · 12-09-2009, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Loch

Be glad they don?t

Gives you more opportunities in your market

Much like this guy is after ESL people I?m sure you have seen how funny US webmasters are when they hire a twit to translate into Danish/French/Deutsch and the likes, with Zero chance if finding the mistakes

... bingo

12-09-2009, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster

Exactly which part of FUCK OFF don't you get?

Agent 488 · 12-09-2009, 09:47 AM

sounds like you hit another milestone of failure on your road to country music failure.

CruelMedia · 12-09-2009, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by bobby666

were is the broplem?

aaahhahaha.. lma

o..

KILL_FRENZY · 12-09-2009, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by POed-poster

Nobody is going to click on your links if they read like

NOTHING LOOKING MORE NATURALLY THAN NICE GIRL WHO PEE

To most American consumers, this language says

I AM A FOREIGNER FROM A LAWLESS COUTRY WHO WANTS TO YOU CON YOU INTO GIVING UP YOUR CC AND BANK ACCOUNT NUMBERS SO I CAN EMPTY THEM BY CLOSE OF BUSINESS TOMORROW AND THEN SEND YOU UNSOLICITED FARM SEX AND KIDDIE PORN SPAM 50 TIMES A DAY FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY SO I CAN FUCK YOU SOME MORE. I ASS FUCK YOU REAL LONG TIME.

Oh wow, are you saying Plummer-Joe is a paranoid chauvinist?
Writers are essential in a good business but American English is considered by the British...a dialect of sorts.
Also Plummer-Joe writes poorly: COUTRY = COUNTRY, there's an extra YOU in there and EMPTY THEM BY CLOSE OF BUSINESS TOMORROW doesn't ring quite right.

Oh and before you ask, I'm gonna drag my sorry-ass carcass to a big cliff and jump off it just for you

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 12-09-2009, 10:30 AM

my spun content reads better than this...

PenisFace · 12-09-2009, 10:45 AM

My highest earning single page mainstream site (fuck you im not linking it damnit) is FULL of spelling errors and grammar problemo's. So long as you just come across as a north american who can't spell, people will trust you. If you type like a russian who's still taking second grade english class, people will run away.

Also, I've noticed no real conversion ratio differences between sites with 100% perfect spelling and grammar, and sites with less than stellar writing. So long as you sound like you're from NA, people will come, and buy shit. Useless shit like funny tshirts and coffee cups... Is there anything people won't buy?

12-09-2009, 08:40 AM	#51
Overload Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Beck's City, North Teutonia Posts: 3,185	und warum lernen so wenig US webmaster DEUTSCH? and how come so few US webmasters learn GERMAN? __________________ There aren't enough faces and palms on this planet for an appropriate reaction to religion.

12-09-2009, 10:45 AM	#59
PenisFace Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Vancouver Posts: 3,774	My highest earning single page mainstream site (fuck you im not linking it damnit) is FULL of spelling errors and grammar problemo's. So long as you just come across as a north american who can't spell, people will trust you. If you type like a russian who's still taking second grade english class, people will run away. Also, I've noticed no real conversion ratio differences between sites with 100% perfect spelling and grammar, and sites with less than stellar writing. So long as you sound like you're from NA, people will come, and buy shit. Useless shit like funny tshirts and coffee cups... Is there anything people won't buy? __________________ Need custom blog posts or articles? Hit me up: Blog And Article Writer Yes, I can do any kind of custom orders, too! ICQ: 641204000

12-09-2009, 09:47 AM	#55
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	sounds like you hit another milestone of failure on your road to country music failure.

12-09-2009, 10:30 AM	#58
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	my spun content reads better than this...