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Agent 488 · 12-11-2009, 07:57 PM

I got downtown (how, I do not know as I was high as a kite and certainly endangered other lives while driving) and stumbled into the porn theater, high as a kite and almost locking my keys in the car. Mind you, during all of this, my wonderful girlfriend was home sleeping, thinking I was safely out with friends. I got into the porn theater and soon found a dozen men masterbating and even a few smoking meth. I was so high, I even managed to get a smoke off another tweaker.
As naive as it sounds, I still had no idea all of what I was feeling... the horniness, the energy, lack of judgement, etc.. was all from the drug.
To make a long story short, I ended up spending 10 LONG HOURS in this porn theater trying to "get off." Due to the meth, I was unable to.

In the following days, I experienced chest pain (still have it now), stomach pain, and constant jaw pain from the grinding of my teeth I was not even aware I was doing. (I grinded my teeth so much, I think I may have done permanent damage - I plan to see a dentist). No one told me it was imperative to stay hydrated while high, so I did not drink a thing for the first 8 hours of partying. My mouth got very dry and my throat very swollen, and I had awful plegm. Also, I got so dehydrated, I could not pee. What did come out hurt very much when it did. And then after I did pee, I would constantly dribble in my pants. 12 hours before trying meth, I was home, confortable, watching TV with my GF. Now I was sitting in a dirty porn theater with a sore throat and dry mouth with piss in my pants, trying to jack off my soft dick. I was a mess.

Zuzana Designs · 12-11-2009, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

I got downtown (how, I do not know as I was high as a kite and certainly endangered other lives while driving) and stumbled into the porn theater, high as a kite and almost locking my keys in the car. Mind you, during all of this, my wonderful girlfriend was home sleeping, thinking I was safely out with friends. I got into the porn theater and soon found a dozen men masterbating and even a few smoking meth. I was so high, I even managed to get a smoke off another tweaker.
As naive as it sounds, I still had no idea all of what I was feeling... the horniness, the energy, lack of judgement, etc.. was all from the drug.
To make a long story short, I ended up spending 10 LONG HOURS in this porn theater trying to "get off." Due to the meth, I was unable to.

In the following days, I experienced chest pain (still have it now), stomach pain, and constant jaw pain from the grinding of my teeth I was not even aware I was doing. (I grinded my teeth so much, I think I may have done permanent damage - I plan to see a dentist). No one told me it was imperative to stay hydrated while high, so I did not drink a thing for the first 8 hours of partying. My mouth got very dry and my throat very swollen, and I had awful plegm. Also, I got so dehydrated, I could not pee. What did come out hurt very much when it did. And then after I did pee, I would constantly dribble in my pants. 12 hours before trying meth, I was home, confortable, watching TV with my GF. Now I was sitting in a dirty porn theater with a sore throat and dry mouth with piss in my pants, trying to jack off my soft dick. I was a mess.

Meth is a hell of a drug I guess lol .... And people trust this guy with their sales?

Warren · 12-11-2009, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

1600 Posts About Dirty D(eadbeat)...

I want to keep the real issues at the top of the pag

ADG

I seriously think, you would be a great Mod, on this board.

Va2k · 12-11-2009, 08:46 PM

Damn 33 pages!~

Major (Tom) · 12-11-2009, 09:12 PM

I see both sides of it. But, in a time where the affiliate is a rare commodity, the affiliate should get the benefit of doubt.
Duke

datatank · 12-11-2009, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

I got downtown (how, I do not know as I was high as a kite and certainly endangered other lives while driving) and stumbled into the porn theater, high as a kite and almost locking my keys in the car. Mind you, during all of this, my wonderful girlfriend was home sleeping, thinking I was safely out with friends. I got into the porn theater and soon found a dozen men masterbating and even a few smoking meth. I was so high, I even managed to get a smoke off another tweaker.
As naive as it sounds, I still had no idea all of what I was feeling... the horniness, the energy, lack of judgement, etc.. was all from the drug.
To make a long story short, I ended up spending 10 LONG HOURS in this porn theater trying to "get off." Due to the meth, I was unable to.

In the following days, I experienced chest pain (still have it now), stomach pain, and constant jaw pain from the grinding of my teeth I was not even aware I was doing. (I grinded my teeth so much, I think I may have done permanent damage - I plan to see a dentist). No one told me it was imperative to stay hydrated while high, so I did not drink a thing for the first 8 hours of partying. My mouth got very dry and my throat very swollen, and I had awful plegm. Also, I got so dehydrated, I could not pee. What did come out hurt very much when it did. And then after I did pee, I would constantly dribble in my pants. 12 hours before trying meth, I was home, confortable, watching TV with my GF. Now I was sitting in a dirty porn theater with a sore throat and dry mouth with piss in my pants, trying to jack off my soft dick. I was a mess.

Where is this from??

dynastoned · 12-11-2009, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Says a lot.

well i obviously worded that wrong. i was trying to offer the best possible solution to the problem i shouldn't have taken sides.

either way i think this could have been handled much better in private. they both go to shows and shit i dont see how this couldn't have been handled over a beer or two.

weekly · 12-11-2009, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker

I see both sides of it. But, in a time where the affiliate is a rare commodity, the affiliate should get the benefit of doubt.
Duke

affiliates are not a rare commodity.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-12-2009, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank

Where is this from??

I keyed the first sentence into Google and found the exact text on an anti-meth site, circa 2007:

http://www.kci.org/meth_info/letters...April_2007.htm

The conclusion I drew was that the poster felt that Dirty D was possibly addicted to/driven by meth.

I have not heard anything personally to suggest that Dirty D is a meth addict, although his company most certainly boasts about using crack whores as talent, so it would not surprise me, if true.

ADG

Playboy-Deak · 12-12-2009, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I keyed the first sentence into Google and found the exact text on an anti-meth site, circa 2007:

http://www.kci.org/meth_info/letters...April_2007.htm

The conclusion I drew was that the poster felt that Dirty D was possibly addicted to/driven by meth.

I have not heard anything to suggest that Dirty D personally is a meth addict, although his company most certainly boasts about using crack whores as talent, so it would not surprise me, if true.

ADG

LOL, ADG, you are NOOOOOO joke!

SleazyDream · 12-12-2009, 12:46 AM

27,000+ page views - jesus fuck

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-12-2009, 01:52 AM

ADG

pocketkangaroo · 12-12-2009, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling

You missed my first post in this thread, go back a few pages and read it now. DD LOVES attention, and tbh, has gotten sales from this thread as well as new affiliates, so if anything he told me to help keep the thread alive if I wanted to.

Maybe there are a few idiots who believe that, but it's the oldest play in the book. If what you're saying was true, programs would be paying posters to start threads about missing payments and checks all the time.

Let me guess, Bernie Madoff's business shot through the roof when it was revealed that people were not getting their money.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-12-2009, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

Maybe there are a few idiots who believe that, but it's the oldest play in the book. If what you're saying was true, programs would be paying posters to start threads about missing payments and checks all the time.

Let me guess, Bernie Madoff's business shot through the roof when it was revealed that people were not getting their money.

I understand your point, however no one should have a beef with Jenni...

From my experience, she is a diligent and conscientious marketing person, imho.

Dirty D alone is responsible for his screw-ups, and the screw-ups of his company.

He alone is responsible for his recent documented douchebaggery...

ADG

pocketkangaroo · 12-12-2009, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I understand your point, however no one should have a beef with Jenni...

From my experience, she is a diligent and conscientious marketing person, imho.

Dirty D alone is responsible for his screw-ups, and the screw-ups of his company.

He alone is responsible for his recent documented douchebaggery...

ADG

I don't have a beef with her, just hate when anyone uses that line about how some really bad press magically turned into tons of affiliates sending new sales overnight. In every negative thread it's used and it's just old.

I know she's in a tough spot and feel bad that she has to defend him.

Tjeezers · 12-12-2009, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

I know she's in a tough spot and feel bad that she has to defend him.

No she is not, this is not even a problem for her. She knows just as good as anyone else that GFY has NO INFLUENCE on this. She told me herself on yahoo this thread and GFY is only filled with sex surfers.

Jenn has no network of sites, or a respectable income with traffic. So i dont see Jenn loosing nothing. D hired her for the only thing he needed, some nice face next to his fucked up product. So dont expect people here to HURT cause they just dont have an idea how this works. Her experience with PPC is like the experience with the overall webmaster, zero.

I am sure Jenn has no worries even when everyone in this thread rejects her only statement " we even got more affiliates and business buy this " hoping you will stop cause you think you only make D richer

georgeyw · 12-12-2009, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I understand your point, however no one should have a beef with Jenni...

From my experience, she is a diligent and conscientious marketing person, imho.

Dirty D alone is responsible for his screw-ups, and the screw-ups of his company.

He alone is responsible for his recent documented douchebaggery...

ADG

Not sure where he made any negative comments to jenni??

With that said - she has spun a bit of BS in this thread with re to Dirty Dumbfuck making more money due to the negative attention from this thread....

whore monger · 12-12-2009, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I keyed the first sentence into Google and found the exact text on an anti-meth site, circa 2007:

http://www.kci.org/meth_info/letters...April_2007.htm

The conclusion I drew was that the poster felt that Dirty D was possibly addicted to/driven by meth.

I have not heard anything personally to suggest that Dirty D is a meth addict, although his company most certainly boasts about using crack whores as talent, so it would not surprise me, if true.

ADG

nope dirty fuckin d is not a meth head he smokes a 1/4 lb. of herd a month...like every waking hour he is smokin out

fmltube · 12-12-2009, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whore monger

nope dirty fuckin d is not a meth head he smokes a 1/4 lb. of herd a month...like every waking hour he is smokin out

Can you blame the guy really? If all the shit that has been posted is true, I would fucking smoke up constantly just so I could escape the reality of being such a scumbag fucking loser.

Agent 488 · 12-12-2009, 07:46 AM

it has nothing to do with dirty d. just thought it was a cool porn theater story.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I keyed the first sentence into Google and found the exact text on an anti-meth site, circa 2007:

http://www.kci.org/meth_info/letters...April_2007.htm

The conclusion I drew was that the poster felt that Dirty D was possibly addicted to/driven by meth.

I have not heard anything personally to suggest that Dirty D is a meth addict, although his company most certainly boasts about using crack whores as talent, so it would not surprise me, if true.

ADG

whore monger · 12-12-2009, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw

Not sure where he made any negative comments to jenni??

With that said - she has spun a bit of BS in this thread with re to Dirty Dumbfuck making more money due to the negative attention from this thread....

keep in mind d sits about 7 feet from jenni and tells her what to post the majority of the time. every little thing d does is calculated to show his pimp hand, which due to this wonderful thread shows his pimp hand ain't about shit cuz he's a cheat and a penny pinching fuckhead.

d and i talked about his hiring her and he wanted three things out of hiring her, he wanted to have her put together an infomercial he could run on tv how to get rich on the internet and show that porn was the way to make the most coin, then would offer educational material all the way to a turnkey porn site.

second he wanted her to use her contacts with people thats had series of dvd's that would be willing to let d re render their content to build up new websites to increase his retention.

thirdly he thought hiring her would impress all you dudes with his pimp hand but it seems the pimp hand is now good for little more than pullin his willie in porn theaters with 70 year old dudes cheering him on

xxweekxx · 12-12-2009, 07:50 AM

lol fmltube

Pornopat · 12-12-2009, 08:25 AM

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=943087

ShellyCrash · 12-12-2009, 10:25 AM

Nooner bump!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=943087

The way I see it is pretty cut and dry. I don't see it at all as being a pissing match between two people. Let's take the names out of it and try to look at it objectively-

An affiliate saw a way to make a quick PPC buck that was not prohibited by the Sponsor's TOS. The affiliate was paid for 3 months on traffic he sent using this method.

When the Sponsor sourced the traffic and found it was coming from a keyword campaign they found questionable the affiliate should have been contacted and the Sponor site's TOS should have been updated.

Because the affiliate was not notified their traffic was no longer considered kosher, the TOS were not updated and the Sponsor program failed to contact the affiliate, the affiliate continued to spend money on the campaign for another few months until the non payment issue required direct affiliate / sponsor contact.

To continue to allow an affiliate to run a paid marketing campaign and continue to accept sales from this affiliate with no intention of paying them on the sales generated is dishonest any way you slice it. What it amounts to is a sponsor program using an affiliate to absorb PPC campaign costs they would have normally incurred themselves.

iSpyCams · 12-12-2009, 10:44 AM

I cannot imagine a better way to put it.

NetHorse · 12-12-2009, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

Maybe there are a few idiots who believe that, but it's the oldest play in the book. If what you're saying was true, programs would be paying posters to start threads about missing payments and checks all the time.

Let me guess, Bernie Madoff's business shot through the roof when it was revealed that people were not getting their money.

I know, what a clown. Like anyone believes that a program owner ripping off his affiliates has brought in new affiliates and better conversions. We will see about that when you type in "crackwhore confessionals" and the 1st 10 results are about scams, shadyness, etc. Lets see how much water the theory "any publicity is good publicity" holds.

Hotrocket · 12-12-2009, 12:01 PM

Pay him or we will bump this thread till next fucking December

JustDaveXxx · 12-12-2009, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hotrocket

Pay him or we will bump this thread till next fucking December

????? Wow! I saw this coming. Just like this too. I would have paid to not look this bad.

OUCH!

Shoehorn! · 12-12-2009, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

Nooner bump!

The way I see it is pretty cut and dry. I don't see it at all as being a pissing match between two people. Let's take the names out of it and try to look at it objectively-

An affiliate saw a way to make a quick PPC buck that was not prohibited by the Sponsor's TOS. The affiliate was paid for 3 months on traffic he sent using this method.

When the Sponsor sourced the traffic and found it was coming from a keyword campaign they found questionable the affiliate should have been contacted and the Sponor site's TOS should have been updated.

Because the affiliate was not notified their traffic was no longer considered kosher, the TOS were not updated and the Sponsor program failed to contact the affiliate, the affiliate continued to spend money on the campaign for another few months until the non payment issue required direct affiliate / sponsor contact.

To continue to allow an affiliate to run a paid marketing campaign and continue to accept sales from this affiliate with no intention of paying them on the sales generated is dishonest any way you slice it. What it amounts to is a sponsor program using an affiliate to absorb PPC campaign costs they would have normally incurred themselves.

CybermedAndy · 12-12-2009, 01:00 PM

Bumpity bump

CaptainHowdy · 12-12-2009, 01:07 PM

Playboy-Deak · 12-12-2009, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling

Shoehorn needs to get paid. I can't do shit about that either.

Didja miss it?

Even HIGR PR agent agrees SH shud get paid... Case closed!

Post # 1438

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 12-12-2009, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weekly

affiliates are not a rare commodity.

ones who know what they're doing are

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 12-12-2009, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whore monger

he smokes a 1/4 lb. of herd a month...

Sounds like the average stoner with cash to me

If i'm gonna side with Dirt Dickhead, this is the small tpoc I'll get on board with. I take out a quarter pound a month easy.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-12-2009, 03:14 PM

BREAKING NEWS:

Dirty D has a mole in his camp that has been leaking even more details about his shadiness...

Remember the 10-day cruise he went on, which was supposed to leave Dirty D unable to connect to the internet and respond to this thread (even though it has been pointed out that most cruise ships are internet equipped these days, and that Dirty D was caught logging-in surreptitiously)?

Well, I have heard from an unnamed source about Dirty D's next plot to avoid commenting on the mountain of allegations against him...

He is planning to stage his own disappearance.

I was unable to get all of the details, however what I could piece together is this:

Dirty D will have someone issue a press release and post a sad tale that Dirty D's cruise ship was lost at sea, but that Affiliates should keep sending sells, because the program pretty much runs on auto-pilot anyway (which is how he could spend all day in the past getting loaded on pot).

People will call bullshit, so that eventually another press release and post will be made showing a picture that Dirty D's cruise ship was found, but despite valiant efforts to locate Dirty D, he remains missing - but that Affiliates should continue to send sells.

I hacked into one of the programs computers and found this picture:

Even more shocking, is that I found another picture, which appears to be Dirty D on some deserted island, however it turns out that it is just a set constructed next to the Glory Hole in his living room.

Apparently, once people called bullshit again, Dirty D was going to try and prove that he really is marooned by releasing a photo that he was able to transmit via a crude banana and coconut jury-rigged device (since there is no internet access on the island) - and that he was never coming back, but that Affiliates should continue to send sells:

Now that this evil plot has been exposed, I expect that Dirty D will casually step back inside in the not too distant future, utter a brief contrived mea culpa (without actually answering all of the issues swirling around about himself and his program)...and then of course, tell everyone to keep sending him sells.

Don't be fooled sheeple!!!

ADG

dav3 · 12-12-2009, 03:16 PM

bump4you

dav3 · 12-12-2009, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

The King of Pop · 12-12-2009, 03:18 PM

wow what a loser dirty d pay up your business is probably bankrupt now

BillyHoe · 12-12-2009, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

BREAKING NEWS:

Dirty D has a mole in his camp that has been leaking even more details about his shadiness...

Remember the 10-day cruise he went on, which was supposed to leave Dirty D unable to connect to the internet and respond to this thread (even though it has been pointed out that most cruise ships are internet equipped these days, and that Dirty D was caught logging-in surreptitiously)?

Well, I have heard from an unnamed source about Dirty D's next plot to avoid commenting on the mountain of allegations against him...

He is planning to stage his own disappearance.

I was unable to get all of the details, however what I could piece together is this:

Dirty D will have someone issue a press release and post a sad tale that Dirty D's cruise ship was lost at sea, but that Affiliates should keep sending sells, because the program pretty much runs on auto-pilot anyway (which is how he could spend all day in the past getting loaded on pot).

People will call bullshit, so that eventually another press release and post will be made showing a picture that Dirty D's cruise ship was found, but despite valiant efforts to locate Dirty D, he remains missing - but that Affiliates should continue to send sells.

I hacked into one of the programs computers and found this picture:

Even more shocking, is that I found another picture, which appears to be Dirty D on some deserted island, however it turns out that it is just a set constructed next to the Glory Hole in his living room.

Apparently, once people called bullshit again, Dirty D was going to try and prove that he really is marooned by releasing a photo that he was able to transmit via a crude banana and coconut jury-rigged device (since there is no internet access on the island) - and that he was never coming back, but that Affiliates should continue to send sells:

Now that this evil plot has been exposed, I expect that Dirty D will casually step back inside in the not too distant future, utter a brief contrived mea culpa (without actually answering all of the issues swirling around about himself and his program)...and then of course, tell everyone to keep sending him sells.

Don't be fooled sheeple!!!

ADG

OMG that's funny.. kudos

Warren · 12-12-2009, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3

Fucking hell, that is too funny! Come on D, pay the guy, and it's done, quite simple really.

escorpio · 12-12-2009, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

Nooner bump!

The way I see it is pretty cut and dry. I don't see it at all as being a pissing match between two people. Let's take the names out of it and try to look at it objectively-

An affiliate saw a way to make a quick PPC buck that was not prohibited by the Sponsor's TOS. The affiliate was paid for 3 months on traffic he sent using this method.

When the Sponsor sourced the traffic and found it was coming from a keyword campaign they found questionable the affiliate should have been contacted and the Sponor site's TOS should have been updated.

Because the affiliate was not notified their traffic was no longer considered kosher, the TOS were not updated and the Sponsor program failed to contact the affiliate, the affiliate continued to spend money on the campaign for another few months until the non payment issue required direct affiliate / sponsor contact.

To continue to allow an affiliate to run a paid marketing campaign and continue to accept sales from this affiliate with no intention of paying them on the sales generated is dishonest any way you slice it. What it amounts to is a sponsor program using an affiliate to absorb PPC campaign costs they would have normally incurred themselves.

Quagmire · 12-12-2009, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captainhowdy

where's mah money?! <smack> where's mah money?!? <smack> don't make a fool outta me man!

Quagmire · 12-12-2009, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash

Nooner bump!

The way I see it is pretty cut and dry. I don't see it at all as being a pissing match between two people. Let's take the names out of it and try to look at it objectively-

An affiliate saw a way to make a quick PPC buck that was not prohibited by the Sponsor's TOS. The affiliate was paid for 3 months on traffic he sent using this method.

When the Sponsor sourced the traffic and found it was coming from a keyword campaign they found questionable the affiliate should have been contacted and the Sponor site's TOS should have been updated.

Because the affiliate was not notified their traffic was no longer considered kosher, the TOS were not updated and the Sponsor program failed to contact the affiliate, the affiliate continued to spend money on the campaign for another few months until the non payment issue required direct affiliate / sponsor contact.

To continue to allow an affiliate to run a paid marketing campaign and continue to accept sales from this affiliate with no intention of paying them on the sales generated is dishonest any way you slice it. What it amounts to is a sponsor program using an affiliate to absorb PPC campaign costs they would have normally incurred themselves.

Dead on the money with this post.

I would like to dry-hump your leg.

San · 12-12-2009, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty D

"Crack Whore Stories" is acceptable.

Purchasing the exact spelling of our domain is not.

What an idiot you are.

A sale sent through affiliate code is a sale.

Jesus Christ, you can't afford to pay $350 ? God damn loser.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-12-2009, 06:12 PM

ADG

brand0n · 12-12-2009, 06:27 PM

she didnt just say this thread has produced affs did she?

jesus christ.

i should go back with ibill due to the threads theyve posted here recently...

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-12-2009, 06:29 PM

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-12-2009, 07:35 PM

Well, I have to head out to a Xmas Party with the Missus in a little while, but here's a Saturday night classic GFY movie, posted earlier in this thread, for all of you staying in (it's especially good with popcorn):

ADG

Scootermuze · 12-12-2009, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Not to change the subject, but I often wondered, with all the improvising the professor did to create various things, why he didn't throw together a few things to patch those little holes in the boat..

Iron Fist · 12-12-2009, 07:46 PM

Sixteen Fiddy

12-11-2009, 08:46 PM	#1604
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Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	I got downtown (how, I do not know as I was high as a kite and certainly endangered other lives while driving) and stumbled into the porn theater, high as a kite and almost locking my keys in the car. Mind you, during all of this, my wonderful girlfriend was home sleeping, thinking I was safely out with friends. I got into the porn theater and soon found a dozen men masterbating and even a few smoking meth. I was so high, I even managed to get a smoke off another tweaker. As naive as it sounds, I still had no idea all of what I was feeling... the horniness, the energy, lack of judgement, etc.. was all from the drug. To make a long story short, I ended up spending 10 LONG HOURS in this porn theater trying to "get off." Due to the meth, I was unable to. In the following days, I experienced chest pain (still have it now), stomach pain, and constant jaw pain from the grinding of my teeth I was not even aware I was doing. (I grinded my teeth so much, I think I may have done permanent damage - I plan to see a dentist). No one told me it was imperative to stay hydrated while high, so I did not drink a thing for the first 8 hours of partying. My mouth got very dry and my throat very swollen, and I had awful plegm. Also, I got so dehydrated, I could not pee. What did come out hurt very much when it did. And then after I did pee, I would constantly dribble in my pants. 12 hours before trying meth, I was home, confortable, watching TV with my GF. Now I was sitting in a dirty porn theater with a sore throat and dry mouth with piss in my pants, trying to jack off my soft dick. I was a mess.

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12-12-2009, 10:44 AM	#1625
iSpyCams Amateur Gynecologist Industry Role: Join Date: May 2009 Location: Medellin Posts: 4,436	I cannot imagine a better way to put it.

12-12-2009, 12:01 PM	#1627
Hotrocket Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,327	Pay him or we will bump this thread till next fucking December

12-12-2009, 01:00 PM	#1630
CybermedAndy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 4,170	Bumpity bump __________________ Add some upsell items to your pages here!

12-12-2009, 01:07 PM	#1631
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12-12-2009, 03:14 PM	#1635
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	New Dirty D PR Plot Foiled BREAKING NEWS: Dirty D has a mole in his camp that has been leaking even more details about his shadiness... Remember the 10-day cruise he went on, which was supposed to leave Dirty D unable to connect to the internet and respond to this thread (even though it has been pointed out that most cruise ships are internet equipped these days, and that Dirty D was caught logging-in surreptitiously)? Well, I have heard from an unnamed source about Dirty D's next plot to avoid commenting on the mountain of allegations against him... He is planning to stage his own disappearance. I was unable to get all of the details, however what I could piece together is this: Dirty D will have someone issue a press release and post a sad tale that Dirty D's cruise ship was lost at sea, but that Affiliates should keep sending sells, because the program pretty much runs on auto-pilot anyway (which is how he could spend all day in the past getting loaded on pot). People will call bullshit, so that eventually another press release and post will be made showing a picture that Dirty D's cruise ship was found, but despite valiant efforts to locate Dirty D, he remains missing - but that Affiliates should continue to send sells. I hacked into one of the programs computers and found this picture: Even more shocking, is that I found another picture, which appears to be Dirty D on some deserted island, however it turns out that it is just a set constructed next to the Glory Hole in his living room. Apparently, once people called bullshit again, Dirty D was going to try and prove that he really is marooned by releasing a photo that he was able to transmit via a crude banana and coconut jury-rigged device (since there is no internet access on the island) - and that he was never coming back, but that Affiliates should continue to send sells: Now that this evil plot has been exposed, I expect that Dirty D will casually step back inside in the not too distant future, utter a brief contrived mea culpa (without actually answering all of the issues swirling around about himself and his program)...and then of course, tell everyone to keep sending him sells. Don't be fooled sheeple!!! ADG __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

12-12-2009, 03:16 PM	#1636
dav3 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 7,348	bump4you __________________ Webmasters :: Juicy Ads :: ACWM :: Crak Revenue :: Money Tree

12-12-2009, 03:18 PM	#1638
The King of Pop So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 88	wow what a loser dirty d pay up your business is probably bankrupt now

12-12-2009, 06:12 PM	#1645
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	ADG __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

12-12-2009, 06:27 PM	#1646
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	she didnt just say this thread has produced affs did she? jesus christ. i should go back with ibill due to the threads theyve posted here recently... __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

12-12-2009, 06:29 PM	#1647
area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,164

12-12-2009, 07:35 PM	#1648
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	Well, I have to head out to a Xmas Party with the Missus in a little while, but here's a Saturday night classic GFY movie, posted earlier in this thread, for all of you staying in (it's especially good with popcorn): ADG __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

12-12-2009, 07:46 PM	#1650
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	Sixteen Fiddy __________________ i like waffles Last edited by Iron Fist; 12-12-2009 at 07:47 PM..