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Old 11-30-2009, 10:40 PM   #1
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:stop What should I use as a splash page?

I need ideas for my splash page. It's non-adult. I was thinking definitely need a join button, but that is all. Brainstorm with me....

http://www.uglysob.com
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Old 11-30-2009, 11:08 PM   #2
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I would do something kinda like hats.com does, but without the hats and hat references.


... well maybe a few hat references.
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Old 11-30-2009, 11:30 PM   #3
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I would do something kinda like hats.com does, but without the hats and hat references.


... well maybe a few hat references.


Hmmm. Can you be more specific?
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Old 11-30-2009, 11:38 PM   #4
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Hmmm. Can you be more specific?
I would like to be more specific, I really would, but the vague and ambiguous hat site references are the best I can do on short notice.

Another possible idea could maybe incorporate a ping-pong table and a dwarf, or maybe just one giant napkin!

Yeah, I can see it now... all napkiny and shit. Awesome!
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Old 12-01-2009, 05:27 AM   #5
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I would like to be more specific, I really would, but the vague and ambiguous hat site references are the best I can do on short notice.

Another possible idea could maybe incorporate a ping-pong table and a dwarf, or maybe just one giant napkin!

Yeah, I can see it now... all napkiny and shit. Awesome!
That is just stupid. I was with you with the hat shit, but the napkiny shit is shit.

The splash page needs some kind of trap, so diggnation geeks can shout "it's a trap" at the screen. That is all. And the hats.

Anything else is gilding the lily.
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Old 12-01-2009, 05:49 AM   #6
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I would like to be more specific, I really would, but the vague and ambiguous hat site references are the best I can do on short notice.

Another possible idea could maybe incorporate a ping-pong table and a dwarf, or maybe just one giant napkin!

Yeah, I can see it now... all napkiny and shit. Awesome!
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Old 12-01-2009, 04:18 PM   #7
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The splash page needs some kind of trap, so diggnation geeks can shout "it's a trap" at the screen. That is all. And the hats.

Anything else is gilding the lily.

Hmmm. I'm digging the trap idea. Trap them how is now the question.
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Old 12-01-2009, 08:35 PM   #8
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Someone should put a women on the bed.
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I'm still stumped.
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Maybe something like this?

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Old 12-04-2009, 03:43 PM   #12
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Maybe something like this?

Guy needs more air in his tires.
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Old 12-04-2009, 11:52 PM   #13
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Put this guy on your splash page.

He just wants to dance...



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