New cheap-ass, badly lit, dreadfully edited video for pornsite reviews launches - GoFuckYourself.com

DamianJ · 12-10-2009, 12:07 PM

This is the opposite of the new posh RED camera review site.

I can't edit video.

There was zero lighting.

The camera is a little shitty Flip HD.

We use the onboard sound.

But, somehow, seemed to almost make a watchable video 'podcast' reviewing pornsites.

www.pornbeer.com

If you want to get your site reviewed, and you are CCBill, and you're lovely, get in touch.

Robbie · 12-10-2009, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

This is the opposite of the new posh RED camera review site.

I can't edit video.

There was zero lighting.

The camera is a little shitty Flip HD.

We use the onboard sound.

But, somehow, seemed to almost make a watchable video 'podcast' reviewing pornsites.

www.pornbeer.com

If you want to get your site reviewed, and you are CCBill, and you're lovely, get in touch.

Love it! This has the potential to build a word of mouth audience.

DamianJ · 12-10-2009, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Love it! This has the potential to build a word of mouth audience.

Thanks very much Robbie.

Appreciate the feedback.

I think when we add the pornstar interviews - Smiley is gonna line me up with Ashlynn Brook for example - it will really add to it.

We could do a look at your lovely wife, if she'd like to do a short interview over skype?

Damian

Arnox · 12-10-2009, 12:30 PM

Great work.

Loved it.

DamianJ · 12-10-2009, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Arnox

Great work.

Loved it.

Thank you man!

You know, after you spend SO LONG editing something, you forget that it's actually still quite funny!

Robbie · 12-10-2009, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Thanks very much Robbie.

Appreciate the feedback.

I think when we add the pornstar interviews - Smiley is gonna line me up with Ashlynn Brook for example - it will really add to it.

We could do a look at your lovely wife, if she'd like to do a short interview over skype?

Damian

Don't have skype...but we do stream her live every wednesday night from her site. So I have the ability to stream her just to you. In other words we could have her onscreen naked and you on the phone with her asking questions of her and she would answer live onscreen.

I have a great setup here that we use with full lighting and a wireless headset so the audio is perfect as well. Get with me on ICQ later today and I'll hash it out and get you a user/pass to do the site review with and then we could set up a date and time for the live interview too and get the logistics in place. My icq is 623327. I'm headed to the gym and then to the bank and some other things. But I'll be around most of the evening working online

DamianJ · 12-10-2009, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Don't have skype...but we do stream her live every wednesday night from her site. So I have the ability to stream her just to you. In other words we could have her onscreen naked and you on the phone with her asking questions of her and she would answer live onscreen.

I have a great setup here that we use with full lighting and a wireless headset so the audio is perfect as well. Get with me on ICQ later today and I'll hash it out and get you a user/pass to do the site review with and then we could set up a date and time for the live interview too and get the logistics in place. My icq is 623327. I'm headed to the gym and then to the bank and some other things. But I'll be around most of the evening working online

That's brilliant, man! Love to do that. I have a video screen capture tool here. We can have a bit of fun doing it because my friend in the show is totally non-industry, so would get VERY embarrassed actually speaking to your lovely lady. Especially he actually loves big boobs!

I'm headed out in a moment, but will add you to icq. Cheers!

Smiley · 12-10-2009, 12:51 PM

bump for my bro across the pond...

CaptainHowdy · 12-10-2009, 12:55 PM

Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha! Awesome!

DamianJ · 12-10-2009, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Smiley

bump for my bro across the pond...

Ah, I love you man.

Although I may not be at Vegas, so may NOT make the road trip back to LA with you, first time in a few years...

ArsewithClass · 12-10-2009, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

If you want to get your site reviewed, and you are CCBill, and you're lovely, get in touch.

No thanks!

Your taking the piss out of the adult business.

A fat shit & his mate, sitting watching porn getting pissed. Why would anyone want to trust the reviews from some guy having a beer & having a laugh with a mate?

Its a funny show for youtube, or congrats for having a laugh with a mate... Come one, sort your life out. Leave the reviews to the real guys.

http://www.rabbitsreviews.com

or this new site that Robbie showed us, http://www.livereviews.com seems worthwhile too.

There are loads of review sites on the market, I dont think anyone shall want to watch you being a slob & telling people what you think to a site.

I would never purchase a site some drunk fella said was good when I know anything watched, most porn is good after having a beer.

Dont take the piss out of the adult industry & take your reviews to the 16 or 18year old market for collages & universities!

.

DamianJ · 12-10-2009, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha! Awesome!

Thanks man! Always good to hear!

DamianJ · 12-10-2009, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

No thanks!

Your taking the piss out of the adult business.

You're

It's short for YOU ARE. How many times do I need to explain this?

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

A fat shit & his mate, sitting watching porn getting pissed.

Yup. It gets diggnation 300k a week watching it. I've just ripped their format off.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Why would anyone want to trust the reviews from some guy having a beer & having a laugh with a mate?

Why would anyone pay money to see you make your wife fuck strangers?

People want to watch this because it's funny.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

or this new site that Robbie showed us, http://www.livereviews.com seems worthwhile too.

a) Robbie didn't show it to you
b) Robbie loved pornbeer and I'm interviewing Claudia Marie soon
c) You twat

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

There are loads of review sites on the market, I dont think anyone shall want to watch you being a slob & telling people what you think to a site.

There are loads of porn sites on the market, which is why you are trying to sell your sites that don't even cover the hosting costs for 10k.

This is a funny video porn review site. Show me another like it.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

I would never purchase a site some drunk fella said was good when I know anything watched, most porn is good after having a beer.

You are not the target audience Gary. You need to have a credit card that has 30 bucks spare on it.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Dont take the piss out of the adult industry

But Gary, don't you think organising illegal sex parties where men pay money to bareback your wife every weekend and then going and shooting actual content with talent is taking the piss out fo the adult industry?

You know it takes up to 6 months for HIV to show up? You said once that you can tell if someone is HIV positive by looking at them. Do you still think that is true?

You take the piss out of this industry by letting your wife fuck bareback for 50 quid. You are disgusting.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

& take your reviews to the 16 or 18year old market for collages & universities!

You are suggesting I try and sell porn to 16 year olds?

Fuck me Gary, you are beyond reproach.

First you make your wife fuck strangers bareback for 50 quid, then you suggest I try and sell porn to minors?

And you think *I* am taking the piss out of the adult industry? Fuck me sideways.

Gary, it's awfully sweet that you are trying to derail my thread. But when your home page looks like this:

It is YOU that is doing the adult industry a disservice, not me. Look at her face man. Just look at it. She CLEARLY doesn't want to be there. She clearly looks uncomfortable. I am not sure what power you have over her, why she does what you make her do, but really. If you don't look at that pic above and see how sad and ashamed she is, you do not have functioning eyes.

PS For anyone unaware, Gary is a bit mental and stalks me on porn boards, posting lies and slander until he eventually gets himself banned. It's happened before, it will happen here. He is a nasty piece of work. Just look at the dead-behind-the-eyes look on most of the pics of his wife. He even threatened to beat up my non-industry girlfriend once. I think he is mentally ill. However, he bumped my thread, so it's all good.

Loch · 12-10-2009, 04:46 PM

no ccbill so guess we are out

BobG · 12-10-2009, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

somehow, seemed to almost make a watchable video 'podcast' reviewing pornsites.

Props for trying something different. I like the idea of these new video reviews. The Live Reviews example is pretty impressive example although judging by the production value, I'm not convinced that they'll be able to stay ad free for long. You're on to something but I agree with you that in this case, you almost made a video that was watchable. Personally, I couldn't bare it but then truth be told, I wasn't too interested in what the people on the Live Review streams had to say either. Was all "blah blah blah" to me. I'd rather read a review than wait for them to get through their long winded monotone teleprompter reading. Perhaps a mixture between the written reviews and ratings that have been the standard for a while, along with a short and concise video review as well (kinda like Cnet.com reviews), might be just right.

Domain Diva · 12-10-2009, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

This is the opposite of the new posh RED camera review site. somehow, seemed to almost make a watchable video 'podcast' reviewing pornsites.

www.pornbeer.com

If you want to get your site reviewed, and you are CCBill, and you're lovely, get in touch.

Almost ...I stress "Almost" award winning performances !

devilspost · 12-10-2009, 05:19 PM

I watched it lol, good work the wanking slow mo was great with the sound effects.

cyco_cc · 12-10-2009, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

c) You twat

Haha,

ArsewithClass · 12-10-2009, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Why would anyone pay money to see you make your wife fuck strangers?
People want to watch this because it's funny.

c) You twat

This is a funny video porn review site. Show me another like it.

It is you that is the twat. You just asked why people would want to watch a woman fucked by strangers..... erm! Yeah, your going to be a great reviewer!

A review site is meant to be reasonably serious, not funny you idiot!

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

You are not the target audience Gary. You need to have a credit card that has 30 bucks spare on it.

I maybe the target audience. WTF are you chatting about???

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

But Gary, don't you think organising illegal sex parties where men pay money to bareback your wife every weekend and then going and shooting actual content with talent is taking the piss out fo the adult industry?

Stick to the thread.... however, I think many parties offer sex and there is entrance fees paid at the door....

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Gary, it's awfully sweet that you are trying to derail my thread. But when your home page looks like this:

It is YOU that is doing the adult industry a disservice, not me. Look at her face man. Just look at it. She CLEARLY doesn't want to be there. She clearly looks uncomfortable. I am not sure what power you have over her, why she does what you make her do, but really. If you don't look at that pic above and see how sad and ashamed she is, you do not have functioning eyes.

PS For anyone unaware, Gary is a bit mental and stalks me on porn boards,

I didnt need to mash up your thread. Your review site is a naff idea & im just giving you my opinion.

Bored & Ashamed? Natalie is not. We enjoy our business, working together every week with solo, 121 between ourselves & obviously others in 121, parties, bukkake & gangbangs.
I was bothered before, when you would come to threads trying to fuck them over & troll them. Now I have seen how fat & ugly you are.... Natalie & I are both happy that we do a good job again!

I think it is you that stalks myself Weasel... http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/941853-christmas-xxx-content-worth-promoting-pics-heres-pussy-arse.html

I hadnt answered your comments & still you continued on many threads like this!

twat!

Get a life, lose some weight weener

And lets not forget the main point of my original post...

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Yup. It gets diggnation 300k a week watching it. I've just ripped their format off.

So you ripped the idea away from a website that is not "adult" related.
As I had already said, you, as a drunken twat may be good for selling to college or University but not adults! You cant review an adult website like this.... its not a joke. This is business.

seeric · 12-10-2009, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

No thanks!

Why would anyone want to trust the reviews from some guy having a beer & having a laugh with a mate?

.

alcohol is a definite contributor to people whipping the card out. i think a drunk would trust a drunk more than the same old marketing speak that they become immune to while surfing porn sites. gotta try new stuff, otherwise people just end up copying each other, and we definitely know that NOONE in adult copies anyone.

i like it. looks like a couple of hacks started it. now make it viral.

i can see consumers trusting two pissed mates more than i can them trusting some of the adult companies that they've been burned by.

ArsewithClass · 12-10-2009, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by seeric

alcohol is a definite contributor to people whipping the card out. i think a drunk would trust a drunk more than the same old marketing speak that they become immune to while surfing porn sites. gotta try new stuff, otherwise people just end up copying each other, and we definitely know that NOONE in adult copies anyone.

i like it. looks like a couple of hacks started it. now make it viral.

i can see consumers trusting two pissed mates more than i can them trusting some of the adult companies that they've been burned by.

I agree that alcohol can help to get that card out, however, What are the target consumers for porn. The working man at about midday or midnight aged 40-60. No one gets bored of Rabbitsreviews.

A trustworthy company is needed for reviews and not a drunk guy, no way. Are you going to trust him!

Come on, this shit is kind of funny, but its not good for porn reviews.

Im just saying to Damian, Leave the comedy to Chris Evans & get into a new career!

devilspost · 12-10-2009, 06:14 PM

if he gets views he wins.

$5 submissions · 12-10-2009, 06:17 PM

I love the Columbia Pictures opening credits

Supz · 12-10-2009, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

No thanks!

Your taking the piss out of the adult business.

A fat shit & his mate, sitting watching porn getting pissed. Why would anyone want to trust the reviews from some guy having a beer & having a laugh with a mate?

Its a funny show for youtube, or congrats for having a laugh with a mate... Come one, sort your life out. Leave the reviews to the real guys.

http://www.rabbitsreviews.com

or this new site that Robbie showed us, http://www.livereviews.com seems worthwhile too.

There are loads of review sites on the market, I dont think anyone shall want to watch you being a slob & telling people what you think to a site.

I would never purchase a site some drunk fella said was good when I know anything watched, most porn is good after having a beer.

Dont take the piss out of the adult industry & take your reviews to the 16 or 18year old market for collages & universities!

.

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. But a fat drunk guy is EXACTLY who I want to hear about porn from. They are experts

ArsewithClass · 12-10-2009, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by devilspost

if he gets views he wins.

Winning??? No, If he gets views then he gets views. We get views. The winner is that who can be infront of a camera & make money in a fun & entertaining business without needing to get drunk.

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

I love the Columbia Pictures opening credits

Yes, this would have been great for a drugs review site. However, Maybe pornmount pictures, 20th century porn or in Damians case nickanidea similar to the youths nickelodeon pictures may have suited better.

ArsewithClass · 12-10-2009, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Supz

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. But a fat drunk guy is EXACTLY who I want to hear about porn from. They are experts

So you are going to buy porn, or do you sell it?

Would you buy anything if this guy told you it was good

Especially with a beer in his hand

ArsewithClass · 12-10-2009, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Don't have skype...but we do stream her live every wednesday night from her site. So I have the ability to stream her just to you. In other words we could have her onscreen naked and you on the phone with her asking questions of her and she would answer live onscreen.

I have a great setup here that we use with full lighting and a wireless headset so the audio is perfect as well. Get with me on ICQ later today and I'll hash it out and get you a user/pass to do the site review with and then we could set up a date and time for the live interview too and get the logistics in place. My icq is 623327. I'm headed to the gym and then to the bank and some other things. But I'll be around most of the evening working online

Im sorry Robbie, I knew this guy was a liar, its been proven by things he has said about myself in the past. However, I bring you bad tidings.

I have just looked through his review site that is linked to Damians affiliate website & I notice all of the review number are in the same region apart from a cpl of his friends websites that are higher in figures & he has lied about the movies found in the 3rd row of figures!
These sites have no more than 20 or 30 films in each area if any in a few of them. Rabbits gave them awful scores under 60! No new content if any!

This link can be found on at http://3wayscash.com/ which is in the surfer button leading to http://www.hotukbabes.com/sites.php

This guy is ripping surfers off!

DamianJ · 12-11-2009, 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by devilspost

I watched it lol, good work the wanking slow mo was great with the sound effects.

Thanks!

That was actually just the audio slowed down with the picture!

DamianJ · 12-11-2009, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

It is you that is the twat. You just asked why people would want to watch a woman fucked by strangers..... erm! Yeah, your going to be a great reviewer!

No, I said why would anyone want to see YOUR WIFE fucked by strangers. I know you struggle with reading comprehension since leaving school early, but come on.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

A review site is meant to be reasonably serious, not funny you idiot!

Who says a review site should be serious?

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

I maybe the target audience. WTF are you chatting about???

The target audience is someone who has at least 30 bucks left on their credit card.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Stick to the thread.... however, I think many parties offer sex and there is entrance fees paid at the door....

Pay at the door/pay the pimp What is the difference? Men are being charged a fee to enter a place where they fuck your wife bareback. And you call yourself professional.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

I didnt need to mash up your thread.

Do you know what mash up means Gary?

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Your review site is a naff idea & im just giving you my opinion.

If *you* think it is naff, I take that as a good thing.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Bored & Ashamed? Natalie is not.

She looks it to me, Gary.

Most people in porn at least can fake a smile for 5 minutes. Your wife looks bored and ashamed.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

I have seen how fat & ugly you are.... Natalie & I are both happy that we do a good job again!

Yes, 32" waist. Ooh what a fatty I am. Ooh, fat fat fat. That's me.

I admire you for at least trying to 'get me back' for mocking your threads. But all you are doing is getting people to laugh at you, whilst bumping my thread. But you don't get that as you confuse spambots for real people in your threads.

Bless you.

DamianJ · 12-11-2009, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by seeric

alcohol is a definite contributor to people whipping the card out. i think a drunk would trust a drunk more than the same old marketing speak that they become immune to while surfing porn sites. gotta try new stuff, otherwise people just end up copying each other, and we definitely know that NOONE in adult copies anyone.

i like it. looks like a couple of hacks started it. now make it viral.

i can see consumers trusting two pissed mates more than i can them trusting some of the adult companies that they've been burned by.

Thank you man.

DamianJ · 12-11-2009, 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Winning??? No, If he gets views then he gets views. We get views.

Lol. Your site got no hits as a result of this. However, cos you bumped this so much I got lots more traffic and positive feedback to the site.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

The winner is that who can be infront of a camera & make money in a fun & entertaining business without needing to get drunk.

That could be your definition. But your wife certainly doesn't look like she is having fun. A shit eating grin isn't sexy Gary.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Yes, this would have been great for a drugs review site.

What? Why would anyone do a drugs review site? Are you attempting humour?

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

However, Maybe pornmount pictures, 20th century porn or in Damians case nickanidea similar to the youths nickelodeon pictures may have suited better.

Oh bless you for not getting it.

It was Confessions of A Window Cleaner, Gary. A classic British porn movie.

The fact you didn't realise that speaks volumes about your immense stupidity.

DamianJ · 12-11-2009, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Im sorry Robbie, I knew this guy was a liar, its been proven by things he has said about myself in the past. However, I bring you bad tidings.

I have never lied. Prove it immediately or I am sending this thread to Eric requesting you get banned. And I mean fucking immediately.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

I have just looked through his review site that is linked to Damians affiliate website & I notice all of the review number are in the same region apart from a cpl of his friends websites that are higher in figures & he has lied about the movies found in the 3rd row of figures!

What?

Where am I lying about what?

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

These sites have no more than 20 or 30 films in each area if any in a few of them. Rabbits gave them awful scores under 60! No new content if any!

Provide links to the sites you claim I suggested something about NOW.

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This link can be found on at http://3wayscash.com/ which is in the surfer button leading to http://www.hotukbabes.com/sites.php

Oh, you found a link on a forum that is nothing to do with me, that is pulling in RSS feeds from review sites and are somehow saying that is me lying?

YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL

Jesus Gary. You should have at least posted a good lie to earn your banning. This is just pathetic. Bless you for not understanding how RSS works.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

This guy is ripping surfers off!

No I am not.

Provide proof, or prepare for the ban stick from yet ANOTHER forum Gary.

Kinky John · 12-11-2009, 05:55 AM

dunno what all the fuss is about.. he's not making a mockery of porn,
he's making a mockery of HIMSELF in order to promo porn in a cookie way..
i find it amusing, a refreshing change from the usual review format,
AND totally in keeping with Damian's usual no frills/comedy promo angle

was he also making a mockery of affiliate programs with CashInEnvelope.com ?
yes.. obviously.. but do you see program owners up in arms about it ?.. nah.

give me guerilla marketing over gorilla marketing every fucking time.

DamianJ · 12-11-2009, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Kinky John

dunno what all the fuss is about.. he's not making a mockery of porn,
he's making a mockery of HIMSELF in order to promo porn in a cookie way..
i find it amusing, a refreshing change from the usual review format,
AND totally in keeping with Damian's usual no frills/comedy promo angle

was he also making a mockery of affiliate programs with CashInEnvelope.com ?
yes.. obviously.. but do you see program owners up in arms about it ?.. nah.

give me guerilla marketing over gorilla marketing every fucking time.

Thanks KJ.

But, you know Gary from the other boards he's been banned from, so you know he is just a mental.

Calling me fat when I have a 32" waist is one thing, posting saying I am ripping of surfers is another.

ArsewithClass · 12-11-2009, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

I have never lied. Prove it immediately or I am sending this thread to Eric requesting you get banned. And I mean fucking immediately.

You have a link on your 3ways affiliate cash site, with surfers as a link. This link goes to this page that hotukbabes

This crummy looking review site is a major link from 3ways cash of which you are promoting.

You do not cheat the system by sending affiliates & webmasters to a site with webmaster options & surfer options, then state, oh its not me thats lieing!

You know damn well what your doing, you know damn well that those sites that have been reviewed on that hotukbabes site is fraud. There are no way more videos in those sites shown on that screen shot as to UKroadtrips or JimSlip & hard working guys that own sites like UKpussytalk & omar. You are linking to a false page!

If its not your review site, what the fuck are you leaking into here for from your affiliate cash program. This is bad news!

DamianJ · 12-11-2009, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

You have a link on your 3ways affiliate cash site

It's not my site, nor anything to do with me.

I am a marketing consultant Gary. 3wayscash.com is one of my clients. It is not my site.

So, according to the gfy rules, I have lodged a complaint about you slandering me and lying and requested to have you banned.

xxx

PS Thanks for the continued bumps

'mo · 12-11-2009, 06:35 AM

I think ArsewithClass has a hard on for you Damian. LOL

Miz_Wright · 12-11-2009, 06:41 AM

Dear Damian:

I kinda love this idea, but you know how I have that mad affinity for things that are off-kilter.

DamianJ · 12-11-2009, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by 'mo

I think ArsewithClass has a hard on for you Damian. LOL

Hah!

Good god, imagine what you might catch!

DamianJ · 12-11-2009, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Dear Damian:

I kinda love this idea, but you know how I have that mad affinity for things that are off-kilter.

Dear Liz

Thank you. And yes, I know you have mad affinity for off-kilter things. And cheese.

Miz_Wright · 12-11-2009, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Dear Liz

Thank you. And yes, I know you have mad affinity for off-kilter things. And cheese.

Indeed.

I was dismayed that I did not get any birthday cheese this year. None! Do you feel my sadness? You should. For it is large.

DamianJ · 12-11-2009, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by LizAEBN

Indeed.

I was dismayed that I did not get any birthday cheese this year. None! Do you feel my sadness? You should. For it is large.

Well, have words with your mystery cheese sender.

ArsewithClass · 12-11-2009, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by 'mo

I think ArsewithClass has a hard on for you Damian. LOL

He wishes, the way he follows me onto most threads I start....

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

It's not my site, nor anything to do with me.

I am a marketing consultant Gary. 3wayscash.com is one of my clients. It is not my site.

So, according to the gfy rules, I have lodged a complaint about you slandering me and lying and requested to have you banned.

xxx

PS Thanks for the continued bumps

You cannot log a complaint of myself stating the truth. You are linking to a site, which is promoting a review site that are obviously complete lies.
This thread is to show how your "review site while drinking" can be funny. Maybe funny, but it is also immature and could be not true views due to your lack of judgement of your affiliate signature.

Fact, you are drinking on the review site.
Fact, you do have a signature linking to a site with a dodgy review site.
Fact, If these links lie, you could also.

What you are advertising in this thread is bollocks & immoral. You have no regards for other webmasters & site owners & I do not trust you or your judgement!

Log a complaint about a guy that follows the rules for his surfers, affiliates & members. My links are all leakfree and dont have bullshit in the advertising or websites!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-11-2009, 11:53 AM

Who doesn't like porn and beer?

Good luck with your site...

ADG

DamianJ · 12-11-2009, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

You cannot log a complaint of myself stating the truth.

Obviously not. But you said I was ripping off surfers and was a liar.

This is a personal attack, and I have lodged a complaint.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

You are linking to a site, which is promoting a review site that are obviously complete lies.

That is a lie.

My client has a site called 3wayscash.com. On HIS site he sends surfers to a forum that has an RSS feed from a reviews site.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Fact, you are drinking on the review site.

FUCKING NO FUCKING WAY!

Really? Is that why it's called www.pornbeer.com?

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Fact, you do have a signature linking to a site with a dodgy review site.

No I don't, you slandering fuckwit.

I have a signature that links to a site that links to a forum that pulls in an RSS feed from a review site.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Fact, If these links lie, you could also.

That isn't a fact, is it? It's your opinion. You are beyond stupid and make it so very easy for me to pwn you.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

What you are advertising in this thread is bollocks & immoral.

It's a video of me and a mate drinking beer and talking abotu porn.

That is not immoral.

Conversely, you make your wife bareback strangers for 50 quid a pop and then do professional porn work, spreading whatever disgusting diseases she contracts.

You posted saying you can tell if someone has AIDS by looking at them.

I am immoral? Lol.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

You have no regards for other webmasters & site owners

What? Back this up with some evidence you disgusting liar.

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& I do not trust you or your judgement!

Gutted.

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Log a complaint about a guy dont have bullshit in the advertising or websites!

Darling, your sites are nothing but bullshit.

And thanks for the permission to log a complaint about you.

I am lolling at your sig.

DamianJ · 12-11-2009, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Who doesn't like porn and beer?

Good luck with your site...

ADG

Thanks man!

Great pic! Think I might need to borrow that.

SleazyDream · 12-11-2009, 12:18 PM

PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd be soo honored if you would please review my new project next week when I launch

DamianJ · 12-11-2009, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd be soo honored if you would please review my new project next week when I launch

I'd be happy to man. Hit me up 142246474 and we can sort it out.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 12-11-2009, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Thanks man!

Great pic! Think I might need to borrow that.

Linken Hotten.

Better check with whomever owns the rights.

Likewise, you might want to remove the Columbia Pictures stuff...

ADG

DamianJ · 12-11-2009, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Linken Hotten.

Better check with whomever owns the rights.

Likewise, you might want to remove the Columbia Pictures stuff...

ADG

Indeed.

When it gets to the point that more than a few hundred people are watching it, I will make some proper credits.

It's just a joke for brits as it is Confessions of a Window Cleaner which was CLASSIC british porn in the 70s.

12-10-2009, 12:07 PM	#1
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12-11-2009, 05:55 AM	#33
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12-11-2009, 06:35 AM	#37
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