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stile · 12-17-2002, 02:03 AM

BERLIN, Germany -- A 34 year old auto-worker was rushed to the emergency ward this weekend when his genitals started to suffer from necropsy. The unidentified man had a strange fetish for an extreme form of genital chastity which stopped the blood flow to his testicles and penis for more than four days.

The married father of four claimed he enjoyed the constriction caused by the pipe-fitting rings used in valves at the assembly plant where he worked, and that his wife had no idea about his strange liking. He is quoted as saying that he would leave them on for days at a time and usually had no problem removing them. Unable to get the device off his genitals the man went to a friends home who was also unable to remove the metal rings.

Complaining of loss of sensation he then went to the local hospital where a shocked and horrified medical team had to call in a locksmith to blast the homemade vice open. After four hours of drilling the device was removed, and doctors are still not certain if the mans genitals will have to be removed due to onset of gangrene.

Guess who got the pictures e-mailed to him this morning? You guessed it... Viewer discretion is advised.

Seaz · 12-17-2002, 02:10 AM

Holly Fucking Shit that stuff is Fucked up! Some people should not be allowed to have dicks

Turboface · 12-17-2002, 02:13 AM

WD-40

Roald · 12-17-2002, 02:21 AM

Aaaaaauuuuuwwwww that must hurt

little-me · 12-17-2002, 02:25 AM

His wife will from now on carry this sign

SpaceAce · 12-17-2002, 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Seaz
Holly Fucking Shit that stuff is Fucked up! Some people should not be allowed to have dicks

LOLOL

"A dick is a privilege, not a right!"

SpaceAce

Babaganoosh · 12-17-2002, 02:57 AM

Oh shit. What a freak.

Alky · 12-17-2002, 02:59 AM

thats a kinky mother fucker right there.

bryany · 12-17-2002, 03:16 AM

watch, its turns into a top selling niche

exspamr · 12-17-2002, 03:32 AM

the fact that his wife didnt know anything about it for 4 days just proves how good your sex life gets after marriage

[The Leader] · 12-17-2002, 05:18 AM

That's fake, SEG shot those pics.

sick shit

funkmaster · 12-17-2002, 07:12 AM

"That's fake, SEG shot those pics."

... cut the crap, it still hurts like mad !!

12-17-2002, 02:03 AM	#1
stile Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: stileville Posts: 600	biggest moron ever BERLIN, Germany -- A 34 year old auto-worker was rushed to the emergency ward this weekend when his genitals started to suffer from necropsy. The unidentified man had a strange fetish for an extreme form of genital chastity which stopped the blood flow to his testicles and penis for more than four days. The married father of four claimed he enjoyed the constriction caused by the pipe-fitting rings used in valves at the assembly plant where he worked, and that his wife had no idea about his strange liking. He is quoted as saying that he would leave them on for days at a time and usually had no problem removing them. Unable to get the device off his genitals the man went to a friends home who was also unable to remove the metal rings. Complaining of loss of sensation he then went to the local hospital where a shocked and horrified medical team had to call in a locksmith to blast the homemade vice open. After four hours of drilling the device was removed, and doctors are still not certain if the mans genitals will have to be removed due to onset of gangrene. Guess who got the pictures e-mailed to him this morning? You guessed it... Viewer discretion is advised.

12-17-2002, 02:13 AM	#3
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12-17-2002, 02:25 AM	#5
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12-17-2002, 02:57 AM	#7
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12-17-2002, 02:10 AM	#2
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12-17-2002, 02:59 AM	#8
Alky Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 5,651	thats a kinky mother fucker right there.

12-17-2002, 03:16 AM	#9
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12-17-2002, 03:32 AM	#10
exspamr Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,427	the fact that his wife didnt know anything about it for 4 days just proves how good your sex life gets after marriage

12-17-2002, 05:18 AM	#11
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12-17-2002, 07:12 AM	#12
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	"That's fake, SEG shot those pics." ... cut the crap, it still hurts like mad !!