Man Sues Michael Jordan & Nike Because He LOOKS Like Michael Jordan, WTF ?!?! - GoFuckYourself.com

Slick · 12-12-2009, 10:45 AM

http://www.news4jax.com/news/9486521/detail.html#

Michael Jordan Look-A-Like Sues Former NBA Star

Do You Think Allen Heckard Looks Like Michael Jordan?
An Oregon man said he doesn't want to be like Mike, but that he doesn't have a choice.

Allen Heckard, who said he is constantly harassed because he looks like Michael Jordan, is suing the star over the situation.

Heckard said nearly every day for more than 15 years he's been mistaken for Jordan and he's grown tired of it.

He said he's suing Jordan for defamation, permanent injury and emotional pain and suffering.

He's also suing Phil Knight, the founder of Nike, for defamation and permanent injury, for promoting Jordan and making him one of the most recognized men in the world.
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How the fuck can you sue someone for looking like another person, ha ha. Why not change how you look ?? I wouldn't mind looking like someone famous, can you imagine the pussy you could get ?? ha ha. Hell, I'd be selling autographs for $20 each, ha ha.

JFK · 12-12-2009, 10:48 AM

so he wears the earring to be even more like him

On FULL Retard I guess

L-Pink · 12-12-2009, 10:51 AM

Sounds reasonable.

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Trax · 12-12-2009, 10:53 AM

he probably got the all-black-people-look-alike syndrome

Manowar · 12-12-2009, 10:55 AM

thats fucking hilarious

fatfoo · 12-12-2009, 11:49 AM

Yeah, it's not Michael Jordan's fault that someone else looks like him. That would be... God's fault?

Anyway, I can see how high-profile celebrities would get a lot of defamation and slander and things like that against them, because so many people know them.

Jman · 12-12-2009, 11:55 AM

The guy wanted to make the news and did it. Probably the ONLY thing he'll get out of it.

Scott McD · 12-12-2009, 12:03 PM

What a retard!

BlackCrayon · 12-12-2009, 12:07 PM

grow some fucking hair...

Jarmusch · 12-12-2009, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slick

He said he's suing Jordan for defamation, permanent injury and emotional pain and suffering.

Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.

beemk · 12-12-2009, 12:35 PM

shit if i looked like that i would wear a bulls jersey and carry a basketball around. imagine the pussy you would get!

u-Bob · 12-12-2009, 01:03 PM

w t f?

sicone · 12-12-2009, 01:05 PM

wow... some people will try anything to get their 15 minutes

dav3 · 12-12-2009, 01:35 PM

either thats a shitty pic, or he looks nothing like MJ

im guessing its that latter

fatfoo · 12-12-2009, 02:08 PM

WTF indeed. There's no way this Michael-look-alike can win the lawsuit? I don't think so?

That's like saying some random dude turns out to be my evil identical twin and does some bad shit. I can't be blamed for it, right?

Spunky · 12-12-2009, 02:20 PM

All those bald headed black dudes look the same to me

heymatty · 12-12-2009, 02:34 PM

Haha where do people come up with these ideas

jMEGA · 12-12-2009, 02:43 PM

Does he ware Hanes underware?

lazycash · 12-12-2009, 02:48 PM

He should be using to his advantage rather than whining, think of the pussy he could pull if he acted like he was Mike.

rowan · 12-12-2009, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

so he wears the earring to be even more like him

On FULL Retard I guess

He also has the same moustache, looks like he may also have the same small goatee as well... who's trying to look like who?

PornMD · 12-12-2009, 03:40 PM

His lawyer is laughing all the way to the bank, assuming this isn't just for press for him and/or Jordan.

SleazyDream · 12-12-2009, 03:41 PM

who's older?

american pervert · 12-12-2009, 04:56 PM

he's a moron for not taking advantage of it and getting all da white pussy

A-n-D-r-E-S · 12-12-2009, 05:19 PM

Hahahaha what a retard indeed!!!

fris · 12-12-2009, 05:22 PM

only in america

WWC-Pajio · 12-12-2009, 05:32 PM

People are just craving for money!!

rayadp05 · 12-12-2009, 05:40 PM

Jeez. What an idiot.

Iron Fist · 12-12-2009, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3

either thats a shitty pic, or he looks nothing like MJ

im guessing its that latter

I read that as Michael Jackson... then I remembered what the thread was about.....

cyco_cc · 12-12-2009, 06:33 PM

Which one is the real Michael Jordan?

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-12-2009, 06:38 PM

tiger · 12-12-2009, 08:39 PM

People that sue for this kind of shit should get thrown in jail for attempting to scam the legal system.

John-ACWM · 12-13-2009, 04:47 AM

that's some news.guess he can do whatever he wants

Fredde · 12-13-2009, 05:09 AM

Lol. That's fucked up!

Barefootsies · 12-13-2009, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

grow some fucking hair...

Lykos · 12-13-2009, 11:15 AM

You can sue in USA for whatever

Serial Pervert · 12-14-2009, 07:21 AM

wtf?!

Psylocybe · 12-14-2009, 07:29 AM

very silly...

seeandsee · 12-14-2009, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slick

http://www.news4jax.com/news/9486521/detail.html#

Michael Jordan Look-A-Like Sues Former NBA Star

Do You Think Allen Heckard Looks Like Michael Jordan?
An Oregon man said he doesn't want to be like Mike, but that he doesn't have a choice.

Allen Heckard, who said he is constantly harassed because he looks like Michael Jordan, is suing the star over the situation.

Heckard said nearly every day for more than 15 years he's been mistaken for Jordan and he's grown tired of it.

He said he's suing Jordan for defamation, permanent injury and emotional pain and suffering.

He's also suing Phil Knight, the founder of Nike, for defamation and permanent injury, for promoting Jordan and making him one of the most recognized men in the world.
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How the fuck can you sue someone for looking like another person, ha ha. Why not change how you look ?? I wouldn't mind looking like someone famous, can you imagine the pussy you could get ?? ha ha. Hell, I'd be selling autographs for $20 each, ha ha.

the world is stupid

UniqueD · 12-14-2009, 08:41 AM

i dont see it

Khesser · 12-14-2009, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3

either thats a shitty pic, or he looks nothing like MJ

im guessing its that latter

he looks more like Lou Gossett Jr. Maybe his lawyer is a Perry Mason look alike and a Judge Judy look alike is hearing the case.

Tom_PM · 12-14-2009, 09:11 AM

Maybe the lawyer who filed this pile of shit should be disbarred.

tranza · 12-14-2009, 09:20 AM

Oh, camon that is ridiculous

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Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Man Sues Michael Jordan & Nike Because He LOOKS Like Michael Jordan, WTF ?!?! http://www.news4jax.com/news/9486521/detail.html# Michael Jordan Look-A-Like Sues Former NBA Star Do You Think Allen Heckard Looks Like Michael Jordan? An Oregon man said he doesn't want to be like Mike, but that he doesn't have a choice. Allen Heckard, who said he is constantly harassed because he looks like Michael Jordan, is suing the star over the situation. Heckard said nearly every day for more than 15 years he's been mistaken for Jordan and he's grown tired of it. He said he's suing Jordan for defamation, permanent injury and emotional pain and suffering. He's also suing Phil Knight, the founder of Nike, for defamation and permanent injury, for promoting Jordan and making him one of the most recognized men in the world. ------------------------------------------------------------ How the fuck can you sue someone for looking like another person, ha ha. Why not change how you look ?? I wouldn't mind looking like someone famous, can you imagine the pussy you could get ?? ha ha. Hell, I'd be selling autographs for $20 each, ha ha.

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