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Old 12-19-2009, 04:17 AM   #1
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Why do women.........

Being a normal horny male I always wondered why women spoil a good thing.

Our maker gave them a body, nice lips, perky nipples, smooth body, etc for men to admire and love to be with.

Then,

1. They botox their lips so it looks like 2 rings of bologna laying on their face.

2. They add 2 pounds of rings piercing their eyebrows, nose, eyelids, cheeks, lips, etc.

3. They add a pound of piercing to each of their normally beautiful nipples.

4. They add another pound of rings and danglers to their belly button.

5. They add another pound or two of rings to their pussy lips and clit.

6. They add gross tatoos all over their bodies thinking it looks sexy. NOT.

Then, they want you to admire their body and take them to bed.

If I wanted to fuck a tatooed jewelry box I'd go to Macy's and buy a box, throw some costume jewelry in it, use a magic marker and draw some pictures on it and then .... I'd fuck whip the wanker off in the box. No fuss, no muss, no alimony, no bitching, no dinners, no movies, no expensive clothes and above all ... no worry on getting struck by lightning.

Come on women, you can't improve what your maker gave you. You are already sexy. Don't ruin it.
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Old 12-19-2009, 04:22 AM   #2
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I HATE when women pierce the nipples. Why waste something as good as a nipple ??

I also fucking HATE tat's. You see a woman with a near perfect body, only to have some fucking stupid drawing or writing on it. HELLO ??? Someone has drawn on you !!!!
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Old 12-19-2009, 04:27 AM   #3
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Because women constantly suffer from a low self esteem.....
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Old 12-19-2009, 04:34 AM   #4
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Normal, horny male?

Not so.

If you did fit the description, your primary focus would be on what it should be on - the PUSSY, not the packaging.

Just saying...
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Old 12-19-2009, 04:53 AM   #5
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Normal, horny male?

Not so.

If you did fit the description, your primary focus would be on what it should be on - the PUSSY, not the packaging.

Just saying...
I am interested in the PUSSY .... it's just not attractive with iron hanging from its lips.
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Old 12-19-2009, 09:33 AM   #6
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because we secretly all hate you and so we're all doing everything in our power to specifically make YOU not attracted to us!!!

is that the answer you were looking for?

eta: before you accuse me of being overly sensitive, none of what you posted even applies to me. seriously, i don't even have pierced ears, but i know plenty of guys who say they find the pierced/tattooed chicks to be sexy.
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Old 12-19-2009, 09:36 AM   #7
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This thread was useless without pictures... Its snowing in the UK so this seemed about right

A natural woman apart from 2 cosy sitting tattoos





Would like to see some more tattoo and piercing pics please!
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Old 12-19-2009, 09:48 AM   #8
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not too many girls look great without makeup though :/
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Old 12-19-2009, 10:05 AM   #9
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Being a normal horny male I always wondered why women spoil a good thing.

Our maker gave them a body, nice lips, perky nipples, smooth body, etc for men to admire and love to be with.

Then,

1. They botox their lips so it looks like 2 rings of bologna laying on their face.

2. They add 2 pounds of rings piercing their eyebrows, nose, eyelids, cheeks, lips, etc.

3. They add a pound of piercing to each of their normally beautiful nipples.

4. They add another pound of rings and danglers to their belly button.

5. They add another pound or two of rings to their pussy lips and clit.

6. They add gross tatoos all over their bodies thinking it looks sexy. NOT.

Then, they want you to admire their body and take them to bed.

If I wanted to fuck a tatooed jewelry box I'd go to Macy's and buy a box, throw some costume jewelry in it, use a magic marker and draw some pictures on it and then .... I'd fuck whip the wanker off in the box. No fuss, no muss, no alimony, no bitching, no dinners, no movies, no expensive clothes and above all ... no worry on getting struck by lightning.

Come on women, you can't improve what your maker gave you. You are already sexy. Don't ruin it.
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Old 12-19-2009, 10:10 AM   #10
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agreed i like my women NATURAL! women are influenced by everything around them and end up looking like a clown.
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Old 12-19-2009, 10:16 AM   #11
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Nothing new with this. Both men and women have been putting bones in their noses, rings around their necks, plates in their lips, and mutilating their bodies for centuries.

Imagine getting a blow job from somebody with this kind of shit going on....

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Old 12-19-2009, 10:20 AM   #12
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Mainstream society and the media dictates how women look. Turn on "Dancing with the Stars" or some other lame shit prime time family entertainment television show. That's how women want to look. Most women don't even realize that's why they look the way they do.
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Old 12-19-2009, 10:38 AM   #13
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not too many girls look great without makeup though :/
Yeah, amazing how many chicks just look like absolute SHIT as soon as they take the make-up off...
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Old 12-19-2009, 10:44 AM   #14
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Old 12-19-2009, 10:48 AM   #15
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for you to understand why women do allot of things:

a) you'd have to be a fly on the wall and listen for a few days what girls talk between themselves, their advise to their girlfriends etc

b) understand that most girls are jealous and catty, (yes even those who make it a habit to say "Im so not the jealous type" several thousand times a day). and that leads them to give bogus bullshit advice, anything from plastic surgery advice to telling their friends to cut their hair too short or dye it blonde or what dress to wear when they go out together.

its part of their DNA they can kick and scream all day that they are different but coming from mainstream and working with all types and ages and now in adult I can say 100% they are all the same
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