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if that becomes true i am simply not flying anymore no electronics no getting up on the last hour of the flight no blankets no access to your carry-on luggage as if any of that would prevent anything. sorry peeps, but your "TSA" is nuts
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The TSA is a horrible government system.
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lol - close to reality
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Why dont they just build the airplanes where everyone sits in their own sealed pod. Blacked out and bomb proof.
From time to time every one hears poof there is a bit of smoke and thats the end of the bomber.
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The latest rule is crazy!...
No Clothing Allowed On Passengers! Air travel is now limited to Nudists Only! Expect anal probes, and NO Luggage Allowed - None at all! You MAY get your original clothing back after you leave the plane... maybe. |
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This may sound crazy, but perhaps it's time everyone just gets their own lightweight plane.
You know, like the Jetsons. |
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how about this: before the start you get an injection that knocks you out and they wake you up again once you are back on the ground
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i hate flying
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no poop allowed
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If airlines offered flights with no security where you can get to the airport 20 minutes before your flight leaves, I'll bet 90% of flyers would do it.
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The only thing that is ridiculous is your belief that if you read it on the Internet it must be true.
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how about a statement from a British Airlines employee that i saw 20 minutes ago on TV?
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They should only allow naked busty Blondes on the plane, and hire me for security body checks
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This just in...
http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/12/27/...ion/index.html New Rule: No More Bathrooms On Planes! Now you are only allowed to fly if you are willing to sit naked, and use your pull out tray for all excretions! These are your New Freedoms - Enjoy! |
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why not put people in cages while flying, preferably naked so nobody can hide anything
fuck the u.s. the tsa is fucking nuts if they are seriously considering this |
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It's a shame the USA doesn't have a high speed rail service like Japan does. The amount of jobs it would create would help out a lot of people and would save tons of fuel. All you need is one up and down each coast, one from cali to d.c. and from Chicago to Dallas
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can't live in fear, but the usa wants to be politically correct.
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now you will tell me that the things i listed are not expressly written on the TSA website and so on blabla...
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Fucking Bush sucks!
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if the USA wasn't sucking the Auto and Oil industry's cocks they might of had something like this.
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the yipping dogs the fat people that spill into your seat, people who try to talk to you even though it's quite obvious you have no interest in making small talk with them including creepy guys that hit on you the entire flight and you're stuck next to them, the assholes that insist on riding those carts with the people who are screaming at me "get outta of the way!" who the fuck are these people and why don't they walk like the rest of us?! germs..people sneezing and coughing while we are stuck in a sealed vessel with them rude ass flight attendants no more free food..not even a small bag of peanuts? I have to PAY for junk food now and almost none of it is vegetarian.. being so tired you have to use one of those gross ass on flight pillows even though the person that used it before you prob drooled all over it ewwwww I can barely cram myself into those little ass seats and I'm 5'2 I have no idea how a tall person can fit! seeing your brand new luggage come out of it's first flight with a broken handle and stains all over it complaining to the airlines about what a horrible time you had and having them basically say "well I don't give a fuck" having no healthy food to eat..do I eat McDonalds, Wendys or nasty prepackaged salads that aren't that healthy and my #1 pet peeve about airports/flying: people who walk around the airport with those stupid neck pillows around their necks. you look like an idiot/asshole. I would never ever fuck a guy that wore one of those things when he was not in flight/sleeping! these people make me so angry I don't know why nothing makes me more salty than flying, and I do it all of the time! I just cant help it..thanx for letting me vent! ![]() |
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buy your plane ... problem solved ...
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I actually wouldn't mind that
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Taking these things away would really REALLY make me miserable. The fact is no matter what TSA does terrorists will find a way. Just like when I used to smoke I would just stick my lighters in my pockets instead of my purse- went through security every time. Airport security doesn't seem to be getting more effective, it seems to only succeed at becoming a bigger pain in the ass for passengers. |
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and i really hate when some random person next to me touches me - i have asked people to stop that in the past. unless it's a hot chick ![]()
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yeah sounds like flying is similar to spending a few hours in jail. Just less comfortable. I hope I don't need to fly anytime soon.
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This shit is just getting out of hand... I paid for the flight, I wanna do whatever the fuck I want on it. The current regulations are sufficient. It's the fucking TSA/Homeland that's not doing their job the taxpayers are paying for.
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I fucking hate flying already.
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If the TSA implements this crap, the Nigerian piece of shit who precipitated it needs to have his ass kicked each and every fucking day until they plant his useless carcass six feet under.
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I honestly don't mind it, I'd rather they create restrictions than let another piece of shit terrorist be successful in hijacking or blowing up a plane. Yeah it's an inconvenience, but don't blame TSA, blame the fucking Muslim asswipe terrorist and their gay religion.
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![]() The restrictions are pretty much useless. Restrictions didn't stop this Nigerian guy, passengers did. Restrictions didn't stop the shoe bomber, passengers did. You may not have noticed it, but terrorists just come up with new tactics every time some new policy is implemented. Even if everyone is forced to travel naked, terrorists will just have bombs implanted subcutaneously. If everyone is forced to get a 24 hour medical exam before using a plane, terrorists will just go after bombs or trains. Giving your 90 year old grandmother an anal probe every time she wants to board a plane does absolutely nothing to prevent terrorism. Its only use is to give the government and airlines the chance to say "we did everything we could" when shit does go wrong. Two things that do help is getting good intel on radicals and having passengers be on the lookout. After 9/11, the latter isn't a problem, but the former... well, the Nigerian guy's own parents already warned the US embassy about him. But by all means, keep supporting asinine measures that have no effect whatsoever other than to send out the message that "something is being done".
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IMO these Muslim clowns are for the most part retarded. Without the restrictions that were already put in place who knows how many more would have attempted attacks on planes.
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wow thats fucked up
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These fuckers were always paranoid. Why the hell I can't imagine, even if the plane goes down for whatever fucking reason there's very low chance they can loose a lawsuit since every airplane is registered as its own fucking small firm.
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this is funny. i saw the attempted bombing/method and thought... "hmm... maybe NOW people will finally get that you can make explosives and deadly gases from many many different combination's of common chemicals, that alone are totally benign and maybe now they'll finally "get it" as to why they are limited to quantities of liquids, toiletries and so on that they can bring on a plane"
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