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Old 01-08-2010, 10:16 AM   #1
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YO WTF YO i just got this hotty waitress' number from moxies:

YO so im at fuckin moxies over here eatin chick and grits. and this waitress comes up to me and asked if i wanted to sample their "mini BLT sandwiches" and i was like "YOOOOOO bitch how bout some of my cock meat sandwhich?"

then i pulled my cock out for under the table and rested it on my lap. she looked at me with a big O face and was like "that meal is big enough for an appetizer dinner AND desert".

when the bill came it had her number on it. thats how a REAL PLAYAH does it.

WHOS A PIMP? ME
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Old 01-08-2010, 10:59 AM   #2
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Old 01-08-2010, 11:59 AM   #3
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sorry, no pics no pimp
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Old 01-08-2010, 12:17 PM   #4
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Another fake thread from MetaMan? GASP!
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Old 01-08-2010, 12:23 PM   #5
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sorry, no pics no pimp



what do you think?
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Old 01-08-2010, 12:24 PM   #6
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this bitch was like B2K everytime her booty hit the floor it was like BUMP BUMP BUMP.
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Old 01-08-2010, 12:26 PM   #7
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That doesn't look sanitary...
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