If I don't win Hall Of Fame, Most Popular and Business person then you know the fix is i

[sarettah]

The whole fucking thing is rigged but you know that all ready.

They aren't going to let a regular old Joe win anything. It has all been decided in the back room just like it has been done for years now.

The same old career GFYers every year.

It is time for some new blood, time for a low post number outsider to win but are THEY going to let that happen?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooo

Because the whole fucking things is rigged.

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[the Shemp]

congrats to the winners ...

[TheDynasty]

It's a Rigged System

[ErectMedia]

All of my votes went to Trump supporters

[sarettah]

Let's take a look at the other candidates for Hall of Fame for a second. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that it is all stacked against me and for the establishment.

Do you really want to see another dynasty in the Hall of fame.

The powers that be have already decided this whole thing. It isn't even worth voting in.

But you already know that, don't you?

$tandaman - Joined June 5th, 2001. That's before there was even a fucking board. Something smells very fishy about him.

AaronM - 46,611 posts. Yeah, he likes to hear himself talk, doesn't he. Establishment as all get out. You know they are going to give it to him.

adamneve - Well, which is it? Adam or Eve? Make up your mind about it. If he/she can't decide then why should you?

Brad Mitchell - Yeah, he's always working that mojo shit, isn't he. He's going ot try his mojo out on Eric and Theo, you know that don't you?

CaptainHowdy - With a name like that there is nothing else to say. Looks like Howdy Doody. Do you really want a face like that in the Hall of Fame.

Evil Chris - Yeah he's an Evil motherfucker. He is going to use his connections with Satan to grab the Hall of Fame. It is rigged, you know that, don't you?

Honez - Nasty Woman, just Nasty. You don't need a Nasty woman in the Hall of Fame.

Lykos - What is a Lykos? Is that a Greek island or something? This is an American board, we don't need any damn illegal immigrants in the Hall of Fame. Once I'm elected I'm going to build a wall and keep all their nasty asses out.

nikki99 - Another Nasty woman except she has a fucking dick. You really want a chick with a dick in your Hall of Fame? Nasty, just nasty.

Paul Markham - Yeah, just what the young kids want, a 150 year old fossil in the Hall of Fame. But what the fuck, he will probably get it because it is rigged I tell you, just fucking rigged.

SexGoesMobile - Andy Wullmer - Who the fuck is this anyway ? I have no fucking idea. Does he even post here? He is probably a plant from xbiz. Rigged I tell you, rigged.

Spunky - 129,947 posts. He has no time to fulfill the duties of Hall of Fame when he is spending all day every day posting bullshit. Do you even read his posts? The fucking thing is rigged.

the Shemp - He has his head so far up Eric's ass. You can't trust him worth a damn. It's rigged though so he is probably a shoe in.

Vendzilla - Yeah, he was in a submarine for like 100 years. You know what guys do when they are down in a submarine all the time? Who needs someone who is always taking a dive or going down in the Hall of Fame. Establishment all the way.

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[Nicky]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Let's take a look at the other candidates for Hall of Fame for a second. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that it is all stacked against me and for the establishment.

Do you really want to see another dynasty in the Hall of fame.

The powers that be have already decided this whole thing. It isn't even worth voting in.

But you already know that, don't you?

$tandaman - Joined June 5th, 2001. That's before there was even a fucking board. Something smells very fishy about him.

AaronM - 46,611 posts. Yeah, he likes to hear himself talk, doesn't he. Establishment as all get out. You know they are going to give it to him.

adamneve - Well, which is it? Adam or Eve? Make up your mind about it. If he/she can't decide then why should you?

Brad Mitchell - Yeah, he's always working that mojo shit, isn't he. He's going ot try his mojo out on Eric and Theo, you know that don't you?

CaptainHowdy - With a name like that there is nothing else to say. Looks like Howdy Doody. Do you really want a face like that in the Hall of Fame.

Evil Chris - Yeah he's an Evil motherfucker. He is going to use his connections with Satan to grab the Hall of Fame. It is rigged, you know that, don't you?

Honez - Nasty Woman, just Nasty. You don't need a Nasty woman in the Hall of Fame.

Lykos - What is a Lykos? Is that a Greek island or something? This is an American board, we don't need any damn illegal immigrants in the Hall of Fame. Once I'm elected I'm going to build a wall and keep all their nasty asses out.

nikki99 - Another Nasty woman except she has a fucking dick. You really want a chick with a dick in your Hall of Fame? Nasty, just nasty.

Paul Markham - Yeah, just what the young kids want, a 150 year old fossil in the Hall of Fame. But what the fuck, he will probably get it because it is rigged I tell you, just fucking rigged.

SexGoesMobile - Andy Wullmer - Who the fuck is this anyway ? I have no fucking idea. Does he even post here? He is probably a plant from xbiz. Rigged I tell you, rigged.

Spunky - 129,947 posts. He has no time to fulfill the duties of Hall of Fame when he is spending all day every day posting bullshit. Do you even read his posts? The fucking thing is rigged.

the Shemp - He has his head so far up Eric's ass. You can't trust him worth a damn. It's rigged though so he is probably a shoe in.

Vendzilla - Yeah, he was in a submarine for like 100 years. You know what guys do when they are down in a submarine all the time? Who needs someone who is always taking a dive or going down in the Hall of Fame. Establishment all the way.

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You sir win the internets :P

[sarettah]

Now, let's take a look at most popular.

Same old group of miscreants at the top of the list. Once I get elected most popular I am just going to drain this fucking swamp of these career GFYers I tell you.

But the system is rigged so I probably wont get that chance to build the wall and drain the swamp because the establishment doesn't want me in there I tell you.

But, you already knew that.

So first we have the same o same o.

Fishy smelling $tandaman, the mojo mofo Brad Mitchell, CaptainHowdy Doody, Evil "Satan" Chris, Tricky Dicky nikki99, and Caveman Paul Markham

But then they try to slip some foreigners in there too. Fucking liberal shits with their New GFY Order shit.

Let's see who they are trying to bring in to the mess.

CurrentlySober - Smells like British shit to me. Who wants to wallow in that with him? We don't need that shit in our most popular spot but they are going to try to put him there anyway.

CyberSEO - A Russian, really? Are we that far gone that the traitors that be would allow a Russian to take the coveted most Popular member position. Drain it now! Drain the fucking swamp.

EddyTheDog - Another British shit. Didn't we overthrow them like 500 years ago? And here the bosses want to give it back to them? Fuck that. Drain the swamp, Build a Wall, It is all fucking rigged, you know?

JFK - A Canadian that names himself after one of America's most loved statesman just to try to get him to vote for you. How perverse is that. JFK, I knew JFK. JFK was a friend of mine, You sir are no fucking JFK. Drain it now.

Scott McD - What are you doing Friday Scott? You always want to know what everyone else is doing. What the fuck are you hiding? Just another establishment mother fucker. Drain the swamp, I tell you.

The Hun - Yeah, like we need Germans or Dutch or whatever he fucking is. He is so establishment and has all of you fucking kissing his ass just to get a gallery up. Time to put that Wall up and keep this as an American board. But THEY aren't going to allow that, you know why? Because it is fucking rigged, dammit.

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[nico-t]

Never say never

[romeo22]

what for? you will never win

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by romeo22

what for? you will never win

Of course I won't, because the whole thing is fucking rigged.

If it wasn't rigged I would win by a landslide. I would have my mandate I tell you.

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[Bladewire]

Originally Posted by sarettah

Let's take a look at the other candidates for Hall of Fame for a second. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that it is all stacked against me and for the establishment.

Do you really want to see another dynasty in the Hall of fame.

The powers that be have already decided this whole thing. It isn't even worth voting in.

But you already know that, don't you?

$tandaman - Joined June 5th, 2001. That's before there was even a fucking board. Something smells very fishy about him.

AaronM - 46,611 posts. Yeah, he likes to hear himself talk, doesn't he. Establishment as all get out. You know they are going to give it to him.

adamneve - Well, which is it? Adam or Eve? Make up your mind about it. If he/she can't decide then why should you?

Brad Mitchell - Yeah, he's always working that mojo shit, isn't he. He's going ot try his mojo out on Eric and Theo, you know that don't you?

CaptainHowdy - With a name like that there is nothing else to say. Looks like Howdy Doody. Do you really want a face like that in the Hall of Fame.

Evil Chris - Yeah he's an Evil motherfucker. He is going to use his connections with Satan to grab the Hall of Fame. It is rigged, you know that, don't you?

Honez - Nasty Woman, just Nasty. You don't need a Nasty woman in the Hall of Fame.

Lykos - What is a Lykos? Is that a Greek island or something? This is an American board, we don't need any damn illegal immigrants in the Hall of Fame. Once I'm elected I'm going to build a wall and keep all their nasty asses out.

nikki99 - Another Nasty woman except she has a fucking dick. You really want a chick with a dick in your Hall of Fame? Nasty, just nasty.

Paul Markham - Yeah, just what the young kids want, a 150 year old fossil in the Hall of Fame. But what the fuck, he will probably get it because it is rigged I tell you, just fucking rigged.

SexGoesMobile - Andy Wullmer - Who the fuck is this anyway ? I have no fucking idea. Does he even post here? He is probably a plant from xbiz. Rigged I tell you, rigged.

Spunky - 129,947 posts. He has no time to fulfill the duties of Hall of Fame when he is spending all day every day posting bullshit. Do you even read his posts? The fucking thing is rigged.

the Shemp - He has his head so far up Eric's ass. You can't trust him worth a damn. It's rigged though so he is probably a shoe in.

Vendzilla - Yeah, he was in a submarine for like 100 years. You know what guys do when they are down in a submarine all the time? Who needs someone who is always taking a dive or going down in the Hall of Fame. Establishment all the way.

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You should win just for this

[sarettah]

Now, let's look at the business person nominees. I don't even know why we have this fucking category. Everyone knows that no business gets done at GFY or at least that is what the establishment powers that be would want you to think.

Once again, at the top of the list we have that same group of people. Can you say FISHY?

Fishface $tandaman, Andy "What the fuck does he do" Wullmer, MOFO Hosting Brad Mitchell, Greasy Grecian Lykos and nikki "with the dicky" 99. Why do these names keep showing up in the nominations, over and over and over again. How much did they pay? Did they sell their fucking souls. Drain the swamp dammit. Throw them all out.

Then we see them lining up the fucking illegal aliens once again. THEY aren't going to stop until they have destroyed everything that is good about GFY.

If you vote for me I will MAKE GFY GREAT AGAIN!

MaDalton - Ma? Really? He is a guy that pretends to be an old criminal woman so he can take your money. He is an illegal foreigner to boot.

Mark Prince - Another Canadian pussy. He doesn't want to do business with you, he wants to convert you to libtard.

RuthB - Yeah, just what you need, someone you go to to beg for help when your money is due. Isn't it a little bit strange to you that whenever your money ends up in motion that she is the only one who can fix it? Yeah, the fix is in with this one. Beesides, she is another nasty woman, just plain nasty.

Vicky Vette - She will just try to turn this place into another Vette Nation with her pussy eating and dick sucking ways. She's already raising a fucking Army you know.

And I have no idea who any of the rest of these are so they must just be a bunch of fucking nobodies. I think they are probably just plants by the establishment elite. Someone made up a bunch of names and nominated them just so when the results are in it won't look obvious that it was rigged. Get rid of them all, Drain the Fucking Swamp and then put up a wall so they don't get back in again.

Colin Allerton
Daniel Chura
Gian Carlo Scalisi
Jack Lawson
Joey Gabra
Judy Shalom
Klen Telaris
Laurel Hertz
Leah Mahi
Mia Hyun
Michael Reul
Oren K.
Pornguy
Reto Moser
Ryan Wayne
Stefan Mulbauer
Steven Grooby
Wendy Nelson

Who the fuck are they and why are they trying to take over GFY?

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[sarettah]

There is only one way to make GFY great again and that is to elect me to Hall OF Fame, Business Person of the Year and Most Popular Member of the Year.

I am the only one that can fix this place. If you elect me then together we can drain this swamp, together we can build the wall and I alone will make GFY great again.

Believe me.

Trust me like I trust you.

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[MaDalton]

Me? Criminal? Never!

Just sitting here, knitting sweaters for ma boys..

[CaptainHowdy]

Originally Posted by sarettah

CaptainHowdy - With a name like that there is nothing else to say. Looks like Howdy Doody. Do you really want a face like that in the Hall of Fame.

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[wehateporn]

I think I voted voted for Markham

[onwebcam]

I hear the Russians may be able to help you win. Your problem lies with the secret electoral college not the popular vote though.

[Klen]

Somuch posts for useless awards lol. Tho i find it strange how you say you dont know me as i am THE NAME YOU KNOW.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Somuch posts for useless awards lol. Tho i find it strange how you say you dont know me as i am THE NAME YOU KNOW.

A nobody, a nothing. Drain the whole damn swamp!

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[Klen]

Originally Posted by sarettah

A nobody, a nothing. Drain the whole damn swamp!

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I'l ask beaner can he campaign for you

[mineistaken]

Misery - you disrespect your own state, that alone tells a lot about your worthiness of hall of fame.

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by mineistaken

Misery - you disrespect your own state, that alone tells a lot about your worthiness of hall of fame.

Lies, never happened.

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[RyuLion]

Originally Posted by the Shemp

congrats to the winners ...

[sarettah]

I heard that GFY user Mineistaken was paid to come here and disrupt this thread by MOFO Hosting's Brad Mitchell.

That's what I heard.

They are afraid of us because we are from outside, we are not part of the GFY establishment elite and they can't stand that we get noticed so they do things like pay protesters to come and disrupt things.

Very Un-GFY.

But it's ok, because when I get elected I am going to drain this swamp and then build a wall to keep them out.

I WILL make GFY Great again.

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[sarettah]

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[mineistaken]

Originally Posted by sarettah

I heard that GFY user Mineistaken was paid to come here and disrupt this thread by MOFO Hosting's Brad Mitchell.

Good idea. Now I charge 50 bucks for disrupting a single thread. PM me for business

[sarettah]

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[mineistaken]

Originally Posted by sarettah

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[JesseQuinn]

politics makes my pretty little head spin but I think sarettah deserves to sweep all relevant categories for the following reasons

1) he's super-helpful with free code tips and troubleshooting on the forum

2) he's smart and funny as fuck and very emphatic in his use of punctuation

3) is probably the only dude on gfy to have an entire bar of tci locals and dr peeps toasting to his name cuz he did some shit that stopped me from constantly talking about the shit that needed to be done. one of my funniest memories from that bar actually, and I parred there a lot

it was so funny too, our first work convo he came up with all these warnings about 'not holding my hand' and 'speaking bluntly' blah blah blah the fucking blah and then proceeded to perform amazing work on time, within budget (with an exception of balled up bills that came hurling at me one night when were wrapping up a project) and with perfect execution. I am very thankful he spent so much time uh, preparing me for that

as a client, friend (I hope) and lurker in this space I think he deserves all the votes. a great contributor to this community and to the businesses of those of us who haven't yet realized there's no more money in porn

until I can one day achieve my dream of selling cigarettes by the side of the road, I'm in adult, and every step of the way he's been an invaluable resource

on behalf of the campaign to heal the pain you have our full support sir. and thanks too =p

[Coup]

[sarettah]

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[JFK]

Funny how all the idiots come out at voting time, but never bother to contribute to the board during the rest of the year !

[CaptainHowdy]

Our whole existence is rigged so ...

[wehateporn]

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Our whole existence is rigged so ...

[crockett]

It's a rigged system as I didn't win troll of the year last year. I didn't even try this year..

[sarettah]

Originally Posted by JFK

Funny how all the idiots come out at voting time, but never bother to contribute to the board during the rest of the year !

Lies, conspiracy by the Canadians. Never happened, Drain the Swamp.

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[SekobA]

what a joke

[sarettah]

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[C H R I S]

You need to make up nicknames for people...

Goofy Evil Chris
etc....

Rigged!!!

[JFK]

Originally Posted by sarettah

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Aren't you Special, must be on the short bus

[sarettah]

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[JFK]

Originally Posted by sarettah

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[Coup]

[Mohawk Steve]

[sarettah]

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[sarettah]

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[j3rkules]

Wow, looks like a good campaign... You are going to win this year for sure.

[Linkster]

There is more than meets the eye at work here....Everyone says it's rigged but it's actually a cleverly disguised hack. Everyone thinks it's a Russian state sponsored endeavor, but some know it's way more than that...

Watch: Steam train from 1946 rolls into London's Norbury station - UPI.com

Platform 9 3/4 at this station will give you a clue to the real think tank behind it

[JFK]

Originally Posted by jerkules

Wow, looks like a good campaign... You are going to win this year for sure.

unless, he doesnt

[JFK]

Originally Posted by wehateporn

I think I voted voted for Markham

Deserving that is