So I wrote a screenplay about a porno actor..($50 inside) - GoFuckYourself.com

PGR · 01-26-2010, 03:55 PM

Actually, I co-wrote it with a friend of mine..

It's called The Burning Love of Dong Bonders and it's a comedy (in case the title didn't tip you off).

We entered it into the BlueCat Screenplay Competition, and by default were entered into the Best Title competition as well. I guess the funky title paid off because we made it into the top 20.

Now, the whole reason for starting this thread..

We need your votes: http://tinyurl.com/yasbqd5

I know good karma should be motivation enough for you to vote, but since this is GFY, I'm going to offer a little incentive

If we win, I'll give $50 to someone in this thread (or you can have 12 blog plugs, variety of niches available). Payout will be epass or PP, your choice.

If you want a shot at winning, you gotta post something amusing after you vote (a video clip, a picture, whatever).. And it has to be porno related. Who ever cracks me up the most gets the prize.

Contest ends February 7th at Noon.

Thanks in advance for your votes! Much appreciated!

Marshal · 01-26-2010, 07:36 PM

+1 vote and up to the top!

slicky88 · 01-26-2010, 07:40 PM

you got my vote....

Big Red Machine · 01-26-2010, 08:08 PM

Best of Luck with it. How about giving us the Cliff Notes version of the screenplay

J. Falcon · 01-26-2010, 08:59 PM

Best of luck to you.

hypedough · 01-26-2010, 09:11 PM

Voted! 78

PGR · 01-26-2010, 09:12 PM

Thanks for the votes guys!

Here's a brief synopsis:

"After an 80's porn legends career is secretly sabotaged by a jealous protege, he spends a good portion of his life
on skidrow. Forced into trying a make a comeback, things don't work out quite as he had hoped. That is until he lands
a fluke appearance on a popular gameshow with a chance to reverse his bad fortune."

Big Red Machine · 01-26-2010, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by P.G.R.

Thanks for the votes guys!

Here's a brief synopsis:

"After an 80's porn legends career is secretly sabotaged by a jealous protege, he spends a good portion of his life
on skidrow. Forced into trying a make a comeback, things don't work out quite as he had hoped. That is until he lands
a fluke appearance on a popular gameshow with a chance to reverse his bad fortune."

Sounds like R.J

CYF · 01-26-2010, 11:19 PM

I voted for you

Bman · 01-26-2010, 11:34 PM

182 good luck!

starpimps · 01-27-2010, 01:04 AM

voted!

CPimp · 01-27-2010, 01:17 AM

Well I was gonna vote but I got the magical 404...

smutnut · 01-27-2010, 05:00 AM

Gave you a vote. Good Luck.

I sold a screenplay in 96 that went direct to video and rewrote someone else's that did the same (LOL, hope he doesn't have a contract on my life now - he's a fairly prolific television director). Wrote a bunch more and even got paid for a couple more since, and still get some chump change foreign levies from the WGA every year that help fill up my car at the gas pump.

Hang in there!

seeandsee · 01-27-2010, 05:05 AM

+1 nice congratz if you win

DWB · 01-27-2010, 05:07 AM

You change your name?

plsureking · 01-27-2010, 06:24 AM

i'd wish u luck but the winner has 700 more votes than u lol

Mutt · 01-27-2010, 06:50 AM

i read the 'About Us' section - it's run by Phillip Seymour Hoffman's brother who is a failed screenwriter/director according to his bio. what does Bluecat do besides this contest?

Quagmire · 01-27-2010, 07:00 AM

best of luck on the contest. you got my vote.

tranza · 01-27-2010, 08:51 AM

You have my vote!

DateDoc · 01-27-2010, 08:55 AM

voted - 199 votes now

Pandoras · 01-27-2010, 08:59 AM

I just give you my vote

roxxx · 01-27-2010, 09:17 AM

Just voted! Big Good luck!

PGR · 01-27-2010, 12:19 PM

Thanks guys....

We're getting spanked by "The Unnatural Flights of the Human Mind"

The poll was shut down last week due to cheating, and it looks like it might happen again..

First time around, after about 5 days, the top guy had 350 votes, this time he's got 1100 in only 4 days.. Something doesn't add up.

PGR · 01-27-2010, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

i read the 'About Us' section - it's run by Phillip Seymour Hoffman's brother who is a failed screenwriter/director according to his bio. what does Bluecat do besides this contest?

They do script analysis and workshops, that kinda shit..

PGR · 01-27-2010, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smutnut

Gave you a vote. Good Luck.

I sold a screenplay in 96 that went direct to video and rewrote someone else's that did the same (LOL, hope he doesn't have a contract on my life now - he's a fairly prolific television director). Wrote a bunch more and even got paid for a couple more since, and still get some chump change foreign levies from the WGA every year that help fill up my car at the gas pump.

Hang in there!

Haha, that's awesome dude. I've yet to sell anything, but not about to give up. I must admit I'd be a wee bit disappointed if my script turned into a straight to DVD job, but I'm sure the fat check would help me cope with the pain, LOL. Thanks for your vote, much appreciated

01-26-2010, 03:55 PM	#1
PGR Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Ontario Posts: 1,753	So I wrote a screenplay about a porno actor..($50 inside) Actually, I co-wrote it with a friend of mine.. It's called The Burning Love of Dong Bonders and it's a comedy (in case the title didn't tip you off). We entered it into the BlueCat Screenplay Competition, and by default were entered into the Best Title competition as well. I guess the funky title paid off because we made it into the top 20. Now, the whole reason for starting this thread.. We need your votes: http://tinyurl.com/yasbqd5 I know good karma should be motivation enough for you to vote, but since this is GFY, I'm going to offer a little incentive If we win, I'll give $50 to someone in this thread (or you can have 12 blog plugs, variety of niches available). Payout will be epass or PP, your choice. If you want a shot at winning, you gotta post something amusing after you vote (a video clip, a picture, whatever).. And it has to be porno related. Who ever cracks me up the most gets the prize. Contest ends February 7th at Noon. Thanks in advance for your votes! Much appreciated! Last edited by PGR; 01-26-2010 at 04:04 PM..

01-26-2010, 07:36 PM	#2
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01-26-2010, 07:40 PM	#3
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01-26-2010, 09:12 PM	#7
PGR Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Ontario Posts: 1,753	Thanks for the votes guys! Here's a brief synopsis: "After an 80's porn legends career is secretly sabotaged by a jealous protege, he spends a good portion of his life on skidrow. Forced into trying a make a comeback, things don't work out quite as he had hoped. That is until he lands a fluke appearance on a popular gameshow with a chance to reverse his bad fortune."

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01-27-2010, 05:00 AM	#13
smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	Gave you a vote. Good Luck. I sold a screenplay in 96 that went direct to video and rewrote someone else's that did the same (LOL, hope he doesn't have a contract on my life now - he's a fairly prolific television director). Wrote a bunch more and even got paid for a couple more since, and still get some chump change foreign levies from the WGA every year that help fill up my car at the gas pump. Hang in there!

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	i read the 'About Us' section - it's run by Phillip Seymour Hoffman's brother who is a failed screenwriter/director according to his bio. what does Bluecat do besides this contest? __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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roxxx Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 392	Just voted! Big Good luck!

01-27-2010, 12:19 PM	#23
PGR Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Ontario Posts: 1,753	Thanks guys.... We're getting spanked by "The Unnatural Flights of the Human Mind" The poll was shut down last week due to cheating, and it looks like it might happen again.. First time around, after about 5 days, the top guy had 350 votes, this time he's got 1100 in only 4 days.. Something doesn't add up.