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Old 02-21-2010, 10:51 PM   #1
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Russian Martial arts video



Russian Martial arts best of video clips. I love Mikhail Ryabko. The guy is AWEOMSE. (he's the stalky fatter master)

love the scene at 2:36 reminded me totally of when my head of security did that to one of my patrons that snuck in a gun.... soo cool
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Wow, pretty impressive stuff.

From my experience - being able to do that kind of shit is awesome.... having it done to you while LEARNING how to do it hurts a little.
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That's the reason why I'm not a violent person. Plenty of people can win a fight against me.

But can you survive the verbal matches from the deep minds of fatfoo supporters?

The mind is a trippy thing - it's not physical. But, it can move armies of people with a single thought.
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That's the reason why I'm not a violent person. Plenty of people can win a fight against me.

But can you survive the verbal matches from the deep minds of fatfoo supporters?

The mind is a trippy thing - it's not physical. But, it can move armies of people with a single thought.
i try but they make me cry
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the problem with all this junk is that both parties know what they have to do when they hit and get hit, in the real world where a guy thats a expert in this shit walks up to a stranger the response is different, always thought this is amazing but growing up in ny you see guys non stop so called mma krav maga etc wheeled into hospitals after severe beatings by guys who had no training in nothing

so yeah if both parties are trained in same system this is great, in the real world pulling these moves is a gamble, it is a great business thou as the places here are packed
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i try but they make me cry
Yeah, I like to say weird stuff and then I use persuasive writing with logical and emotional appeal.
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the problem with all this junk is that both parties know what they have to do when they hit and get hit, in the real world where a guy thats a expert in this shit walks up to a stranger the response is different, always thought this is amazing but growing up in ny you see guys non stop so called mma krav maga etc wheeled into hospitals after severe beatings by guys who had no training in nothing

so yeah if both parties are trained in same system this is great, in the real world pulling these moves is a gamble, it is a great business thou as the places here are packed
Some people say the best defence is to walk through the whole of New York like a "non-violent Jesus" and then nobody will even start a fight with you.
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the problem with all this junk is that both parties know what they have to do when they hit and get hit, in the real world where a guy thats a expert in this shit walks up to a stranger the response is different, always thought this is amazing but growing up in ny you see guys non stop so called mma krav maga etc wheeled into hospitals after severe beatings by guys who had no training in nothing

so yeah if both parties are trained in same system this is great, in the real world pulling these moves is a gamble, it is a great business thou as the places here are packed
totally agree. my head of security was an ex boxer....
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Yeah, I like to say weird stuff and then I use persuasive writing with logical and emotional appeal.
stop making my brain hurt
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Because we all know that martial arts (mixed or not) is all fake and doesn't work amirite?
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His martial training was started at the age of five, by a member of Joseph Stalin's personal bodyguards with traditional Russian martial arts training. At 15 he was enlisted to the ranks of Spetsnaz (Russian special forces) and has served since.


Sounds like one crazy ruskie
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So I punch you in the neck and you fall to the ground like a sack of potatoes... cool.
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His martial training was started at the age of five, by a member of Joseph Stalin's personal bodyguards with traditional Russian martial arts training. At 15 he was enlisted to the ranks of Spetsnaz (Russian special forces) and has served since.


Sounds like one crazy ruskie
i believe he's an army cournal too
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So I punch you in the neck and you fall to the ground like a sack of potatoes... cool.
yes but you have to set it to cool music too
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lolz .. dont pick a fight with russians - they bad ass
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like eye of the tiger cool?
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like eye of the tiger cool?
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the problem with all this junk is that both parties know what they have to do when they hit and get hit, in the real world where a guy thats a expert in this shit walks up to a stranger the response is different, always thought this is amazing but growing up in ny you see guys non stop so called mma krav maga etc wheeled into hospitals after severe beatings by guys who had no training in nothing

so yeah if both parties are trained in same system this is great, in the real world pulling these moves is a gamble, it is a great business thou as the places here are packed
Where you went wrong is "a guy thats a expert"...where as you should have said "a guy thats a so called expert". The only ones that can beat a true expert is another true expert. Although some hand to hand combat experts are at somewhat of a disadvantage as they are trained to kill or severly disable and may not always be willing to do that so they become somewhat vunerable to an untrained person.

At one point in my life...for a period of time...I was an expert in hand to hand combat...but did have my ass handed to me a couple of times by an untrained person...because I was not willing to kill or severly injure the person.

BTW most that are trained in the many various schools around the nation are not true experts. True experts are those that have trained to the point of simply reacting without thought...and too keep this peak they must train daily.
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the problem with all this junk is that both parties know what they have to do when they hit and get hit, in the real world where a guy thats a expert in this shit walks up to a stranger the response is different, always thought this is amazing but growing up in ny you see guys non stop so called mma krav maga etc wheeled into hospitals after severe beatings by guys who had no training in nothing

so yeah if both parties are trained in same system this is great, in the real world pulling these moves is a gamble, it is a great business thou as the places here are packed
the problem is that the so called expert wasn't all that good or was on something. There is no way someone with advanced martial arts training would lose in a fair fight. I've seen this dozens of times when I used to go clubbing.
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How well does it work against a trained kick boxer.. I watched it and i dont think i rember seeing a kick rejected.

It is said kick boxing which is a american martial art is the best basic fighting style anywhere..
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How well does it work against a trained kick boxer.. I watched it and i dont think i rember seeing a kick rejected.

It is said kick boxing which is a american martial art is the best basic fighting style anywhere..
just brought back a funny memory...

my head of security was a boxer - not kick - just boxer. Undefeated in 10 years amateur boxing. what ended his career was he beat donny lalond from winnipeg in an unscheduled match a couple months before donny lalond got a title match with mike tyson - and my head of security beat donny FASTER than Tyson did. he retired undefeated. He's humble and the nicest guy ever..

anyway what made me laugh is a competing nightclub started advertising they had the toughest security guard in the city and actually sent out challenges. He was a kick boxer.

We responded online asking if they were sure they wanted to make that statement. Tons of people went on and on about how tough this kick boxer was. When he realized who my head of security was, he backed down. They immediately changed the ad cause their guy got worried my guy would come over there for a title match. It was funny. Sorry - just had to rant... good memory...
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I would like to see video footage of this working in the real world, maybe caught in a security cam .
the video posted is in a controlled environment....average guys falling from hits in the chest mean nothing
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I would like to see video footage of this working in the real world, maybe caught in a security cam .
the video posted is in a controlled environment....average guys falling from hits in the chest mean nothing
a lot of the guys in that video I don't believe can do shit... but Mikhail Ryabko, the stalky older guy, is the real deal.

after watching and having to deal with a lot of the 'real deal' in nightclub security - you can tell just by watching him in how he carries himself he knows what he is doing.

like steven segal, yes i agree he's an asshole but he does know what he is doing and can do it in the real world.
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a lot of the guys in that video I don't believe can do shit... but Mikhail Ryabko, the stalky older guy, is the real deal.

after watching and having to deal with a lot of the 'real deal' in nightclub security - you can tell just by watching him in how he carries himself he knows what he is doing.

like steven segal, yes i agree he's an asshole but he does know what he is doing and can do it in the real world.
Its all presure points.. you can kill a guy with 1-3 pokes at them.. the chest thing is feel your chest up when it curves into your adams apple. that is the spot they are hitting.. Try to poke yourself there and you never whould doubt a guy could make you take ever again after a poke in there.
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This thread is getting more and more stupid as it goes along. First we have TheKing, and obvious liar and mentally challenged telling us how he was an expert at hand to hand. Now we have MindWaste, a complete and utter nut job telling us about magic pressure points.

Seriously, the both of you need help.
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If you watch them they use a great deal of Brachial stun hits ( Not sure if I spelled that right). Note that they use the knuckle of the thumb as a slight point. that way they hit the deep portion and not a lot of power is needed to drop the person.

I have only met a few people that can take that hit and not go down.
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Some crazy stuff there.
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why did you need a head of security ?
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This thread is getting more and more stupid as it goes along. First we have TheKing, and obvious liar and mentally challenged telling us how he was an expert at hand to hand. Now we have MindWaste, a complete and utter nut job telling us about magic pressure points.

Seriously, the both of you need help.
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why did you need a head of security ?
cause i had 6-10 guards on at any one night when i owned a nightclub
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Its all presure points.. you can kill a guy with 1-3 pokes at them.. the chest thing is feel your chest up when it curves into your adams apple. that is the spot they are hitting.. Try to poke yourself there and you never whould doubt a guy could make you take ever again after a poke in there.
And Bruce Lee is the greatest fighter ever, except for Batman.

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I love Mikhail Ryabko. (he's the stalky fatter master)
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just brought back a funny memory...

my head of security was a boxer - not kick - just boxer. Undefeated in 10 years amateur boxing. what ended his career was he beat donny lalond from winnipeg in an unscheduled match a couple months before donny lalond got a title match with mike tyson - and my head of security beat donny FASTER than Tyson did. he retired undefeated. He's humble and the nicest guy ever..

anyway what made me laugh is a competing nightclub started advertising they had the toughest security guard in the city and actually sent out challenges. He was a kick boxer.

We responded online asking if they were sure they wanted to make that statement. Tons of people went on and on about how tough this kick boxer was. When he realized who my head of security was, he backed down. They immediately changed the ad cause their guy got worried my guy would come over there for a title match. It was funny. Sorry - just had to rant... good memory...
Donny LaLonde never fought for a HW title, Donny LaLonde never fought one single fight as a heavyweight, and he sure as hell never fought Mike Tyson. There is no such thing as an 'unscheduled match' in boxing. Kickboxers aren't afraid of boxers. They also don't send out challenges, because they know there's always a grappler jacking off at home over the thought of a kickboxer sending out challenges. Pressure point fighting is made up bullshit. Kung Fu monks who can beat UFC fighters don't exist, neither do ninjas, and no, you cannot knock people out with your chi and five point death touch.

Not that this dose of reality will have ANY impact on ninja retards. I still felt the need to hand it out.

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that stomach punch is tough
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Donny LaLonde never fought for a HW title, Donny LaLonde never fought one single fight as a heavyweight, and he sure as hell never fought Mike Tyson. There is no such thing as an 'unscheduled match' in boxing. Kickboxers aren't afraid of boxers. They also don't send out challenges, because they know there's always a grappler jacking off at home over the thought of a kickboxer sending out challenges. Pressure point fighting is made up bullshit. Kung Fu monks who can beat UFC fighters don't exist, neither do ninjas, and no, you cannot knock people out with your chi and five point death touch.

Not that this dose of reality will have ANY impact on ninja retards. I still felt the need to hand it out.
my mistake - it was Sugar Ray Leonard

what i refer to as an unscheduled match' match is an underground fight - not sanctioned or recorded. if you think those don't exist you're the moron.
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my mistake - it was Sugar Ray Leonard

what i refer to as an unscheduled match' match is an underground fight - not sanctioned or recorded. if you think those don't exist you're the moron.
Uh huh. Because boxers just love to fight without promoters, ringside physicians, paid attendees or medical insurance for their brittle hands in bouts that don't lead to any kind of title shot. They do it all the time. Especially right before title fights, with the biggest purse of their lives dangling in front of them. Especially Donny LaLonde, the vegetarian boxer who was living in Greenwich Village at the time.

Who was your bouncer? Let's look up his record.

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yeah. This thread kind of died.
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Uh huh. Because boxers just love to fight without promoters, ringside physicians, paid attendees or medical insurance for their brittle hands in bouts that don't lead to any kind of title shot. They do it all the time. Especially right before title fights, with the biggest purse of their lives dangling in front of them. Especially Donny LaLonde, the vegetarian boxer who was living in Greenwich Village at the time.

Who was your bouncer? Let's look up his record.
Jason Graham. he never went pro

boxers fight all the time. they don't just hit punching bags till they get a title match.

Have you ever BEEN in a boxers gym?
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what particular part of the body they are hitting up to loose consciousness?

oh by the way.. do you know what the title of the background song? and who sung it. thanks
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what particular part of the body they are hitting up to loose consciousness?

oh by the way.. do you know what the title of the background song? and who sung it. thanks
i like that music too... very cool. no idea who it is
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Jason Graham. he never went pro

boxers fight all the time. they don't just hit punching bags till they get a title match.

Have you ever BEEN in a boxers gym?
You said your bouncer beat Donny a few months earlier than Donny's fight against Sugar Ray. Donny Lalonde was already WBC light heavyweight champion at that time. If you think we believe the WBC light heavyweight champion was going around fighting in unsanctioned fights with amateur boxers, you're crazy.

Maybe your buddy sparred with him once, which is a more likely story.
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The video reminds of the matial arts master that would knock down 12 of his students with one punch and do incredible knocks without even touching his student. But when a MMA fighter came into the dojo to challenge him, he doesnt put up much of a fight and gets beat. Cant seem to find that video on youtube.
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You said your bouncer beat Donny a few months earlier than Donny's fight against Sugar Ray. Donny Lalonde was already WBC light heavyweight champion at that time. If you think we believe the WBC light heavyweight champion was going around fighting in unsanctioned fights with amateur boxers, you're crazy.

Maybe your buddy sparred with him once, which is a more likely story.
We're also supposed to believe that an amateur boxer good enough to KO the world's supermiddleweight and light heavyweight champ would rather bounce in some bar than go pro, when obviously he could have been earning hundreds of thousands of dollars in the ring. We're also supposed to believe that hippie vegetarian Donny Lalonde was participating in underground death matches, right before the biggest fight of his life with a living legend. We're also supposed to believe that light heavyweight champ Donny Lalonde left New York to go participate in an 'underground' boxing match in Winnipeg, Canada. There is also no mention of this freakishly and amazingly great amateur fighter with a 10 yr long career anywhere on the web.

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