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Juicy the Manlet · 02-05-2010, 02:51 PM

I went to get a spray tan, (yeah I know, I'm a fag for going)I was the only one there except for the hot older lady that owns the place. We start chatting while she is showing me how to use the spray booth. She explains all the various things to me and she leaves the room. I undress, and am butt ass naked when she suddenly opens the door to hand me a towel. She freaks out a bit, and apologizes. I get in the booth, tan, dry off and get dressed. I come out and she is standing by the door. She apologizes again and I tell her its no problem that I have been naked in front of many women. She laughs and comments that it doesn't surprise her. I jokingly ask if she liked what she saw. And she gives me a sheepish yes. I then ask her if she wants to see where I put the playboy bunny sticker she had given me to show the difference of where I tanned verses where the sticker was. She said yes. I pull down my pants and show her the spot right above my pubes. She asks if she can get a closer look. I say sure and then she pulls down my pants. She then pushes me back in the room with the booth and sucks my dick. I tell her I am going to cum and she just looks up and me nods. I blow a load in her mouth she swallows it and then gets a paper towel and cleans me up. I said thanks and left. It was great.

mayabong · 02-05-2010, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy the Manlet

I went to get a spray tan, (yeah I know, I'm a fag for going)I was the only one there except for the hot older lady that owns the place. We start chatting while she is showing me how to use the spray booth. She explains all the various things to me and she leaves the room. I undress, and am butt ass naked when she suddenly opens the door to hand me a towel. She freaks out a bit, and apologizes. I get in the booth, tan, dry off and get dressed. I come out and she is standing by the door. She apologizes again and I tell her its no problem that I have been naked in front of many women. She laughs and comments that it doesn't surprise her. I jokingly ask if she liked what she saw. And she gives me a sheepish yes. I then ask her if she wants to see where I put the playboy bunny sticker she had given me to show the difference of where I tanned verses where the sticker was. She said yes. I pull down my pants and show her the spot right above my pubes. She asks if she can get a closer look. I say sure and then she pulls down my pants. She then pushes me back in the room with the booth and sucks my dick. I tell her I am going to cum and she just looks up and me nods. I blow a load in her mouth she swallows it and then gets a paper towel and cleans me up. I said thanks and left. It was great.

I think you just made getting a fake tan alot cooler, I think I'm gonna go now. great story!

Choopa Phil · 02-05-2010, 03:00 PM

CosmicTang · 02-05-2010, 03:00 PM

You forgot the part in the beginning that reads "Dear Penthouse..."

;)

Caligari · 02-05-2010, 03:04 PM

top notch man! not only did you get a hummer, you just wrote a pretty good piece of milf porn! fuck i'd expand that a bit and put it up!

Choopa Phil · 02-05-2010, 03:08 PM

i haz bonar from reading story

Loryn · 02-05-2010, 03:15 PM

Pretty hot...

NaughtyRob · 02-05-2010, 03:19 PM

**cough - bullshit - cough**

Honez · 02-05-2010, 03:23 PM

It was a hot story but, all I can think about is what fresh, fake spray tan on a wiener must taste like.

TripleXPrint · 02-05-2010, 03:27 PM

It was really a dude.

bloggerz · 02-05-2010, 03:47 PM

pics or it didn't happen

L-Pink · 02-05-2010, 03:49 PM

Think I'll spend the evening dangling my balls in the aquarium.

.

BV · 02-05-2010, 03:50 PM

You didn't return the favor and bury your face in her fat MILF labia?

pornask · 02-05-2010, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy the Manlet

I said thanks and left. It was great.

...and then you woke up with your hand in the toilet bowl.

Loryn · 02-05-2010, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez

It was a hot story but, all I can think about is what fresh, fake spray tan on a wiener must taste like.

I thought about that too... haha

tiger · 02-05-2010, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CosmicTang

You forgot the part in the beginning that reads "Dear Penthouse..."

;)

Naechy · 02-05-2010, 04:14 PM

You are so lucky man, great story

EdgeXXX · 02-05-2010, 04:23 PM

lazycash · 02-05-2010, 04:29 PM

Penthouse Letters May 1993 edition

Kroy · 02-05-2010, 04:31 PM

Wait...Playboy sticker? As in the crap the girls use when they tan...the shit that stands out in every damn video shoot which sucks unless you're shooting for Playboy? That chick sticker????

bbobby86 · 02-05-2010, 04:34 PM

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epitome · 02-05-2010, 04:34 PM

I get that you're trying to sell your erotic fiction story writing services, but you should include more details like prices.

escorpio · 02-05-2010, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez

It was a hot story but, all I can think about is what fresh, fake spray tan on a wiener must taste like.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn

I thought about that too... haha

I could help you ladies find out, if you'd like.

matty · 02-05-2010, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy the Manlet

I went to get a spray tan, (yeah I know, I'm a fag for going)I was the only one there except for the hot older lady that owns the place. We start chatting while she is showing me how to use the spray booth. She explains all the various things to me and she leaves the room. I undress, and am butt ass naked when she suddenly opens the door to hand me a towel. She freaks out a bit, and apologizes. I get in the booth, tan, dry off and get dressed. I come out and she is standing by the door. She apologizes again and I tell her its no problem that I have been naked in front of many women. She laughs and comments that it doesn't surprise her. I jokingly ask if she liked what she saw. And she gives me a sheepish yes. I then ask her if she wants to see where I put the playboy bunny sticker she had given me to show the difference of where I tanned verses where the sticker was. She said yes. I pull down my pants and show her the spot right above my pubes. She asks if she can get a closer look. I say sure and then she pulls down my pants. She then pushes me back in the room with the booth and sucks my dick. I tell her I am going to cum and she just looks up and me nods. I blow a load in her mouth she swallows it and then gets a paper towel and cleans me up. I said thanks and left. It was great.

So let me get this straight Juicy - You went on ODesk and hired some young guy from the Philippines or India dude to write sex stories as filler content for your juicy ass sites. What better way to test it - GFY --- Yo I'm in your head.

HandballJim · 02-05-2010, 06:16 PM

you should become a blog writer

Oracle Porn · 02-05-2010, 06:22 PM

how much do you charge for blog posts?

cosis · 02-05-2010, 06:28 PM

She sucked me off yesterday

joshuawk · 02-05-2010, 06:54 PM

hahah too funny

xNetworx · 02-05-2010, 09:14 PM

The Playboy stickers are for chicks, man.

Digital Bliss · 02-05-2010, 09:20 PM

PICS or it did not happen

dooglas · 02-05-2010, 09:25 PM

Haha the sticker is classic!

Peter Romero · 02-05-2010, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy the Manlet

I went to get a spray tan, (yeah I know, I'm a fag for going)I was the only one there except for the hot older lady that owns the place. We start chatting while she is showing me how to use the spray booth. She explains all the various things to me and she leaves the room. I undress, and am butt ass naked when she suddenly opens the door to hand me a towel. She freaks out a bit, and apologizes. I get in the booth, tan, dry off and get dressed. I come out and she is standing by the door. She apologizes again and I tell her its no problem that I have been naked in front of many women. She laughs and comments that it doesn't surprise her. I jokingly ask if she liked what she saw. And she gives me a sheepish yes. I then ask her if she wants to see where I put the playboy bunny sticker she had given me to show the difference of where I tanned verses where the sticker was. She said yes. I pull down my pants and show her the spot right above my pubes. She asks if she can get a closer look. I say sure and then she pulls down my pants. She then pushes me back in the room with the booth and sucks my dick. I tell her I am going to cum and she just looks up and me nods. I blow a load in her mouth she swallows it and then gets a paper towel and cleans me up. I said thanks and left. It was great.

Me likes tanning salon girls... See: http://www.youporn.com/watch/402960/...from=favorites

PornstarXS · 02-06-2010, 01:13 AM

unfortunately when you said milf and tanning salon i pictured the ol' leather face chick from Something about Mary

BigRod · 02-06-2010, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by pornstarxs

unfortunately when you said milf and tanning salon i pictured the ol' leather face chick from something about mary

yuck ...lol

Iron Fist · 02-06-2010, 05:06 AM

I'm sure tasting that spray on tan must of been awesome. Nice fake story... tell us another one!

Naughty · 02-06-2010, 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

The Playboy stickers are for chicks, man.

Yeah, that really matters at a SPRAY TANNING booth, lol.

Scott McD · 02-06-2010, 05:43 AM

You didn't have to make up a story about getting a bj from a chick to make you feel better about going for a spray tan.

Kylee Sands · 02-06-2010, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy the Manlet

I went to get a spray tan, (yeah I know, I'm a fag for going)I was the only one there except for the hot older lady that owns the place. We start chatting..... I blow a load in her mouth she swallows it and then gets a paper towel and cleans me up. I said thanks and left. It was great.

God damn it - I'm NOT OLD!!!!

Great story!

Badmaash · 02-06-2010, 09:43 AM

Where is this undercover brothel acting as a spray salon? How much did you pay the hooker? LOL!!!!!

Lassitor · 02-06-2010, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy the Manlet

I went to get a spray tan, (yeah I know, I'm a fag for going)I was the only one there except for the hot older lady that owns the place. We start chatting while she is showing me how to use the spray booth. She explains all the various things to me and she leaves the room. I undress, and am butt ass naked when she suddenly opens the door to hand me a towel. She freaks out a bit, and apologizes. I get in the booth, tan, dry off and get dressed. I come out and she is standing by the door. She apologizes again and I tell her its no problem that I have been naked in front of many women. She laughs and comments that it doesn't surprise her. I jokingly ask if she liked what she saw. And she gives me a sheepish yes. I then ask her if she wants to see where I put the playboy bunny sticker she had given me to show the difference of where I tanned verses where the sticker was. She said yes. I pull down my pants and show her the spot right above my pubes. She asks if she can get a closer look. I say sure and then she pulls down my pants. She then pushes me back in the room with the booth and sucks my dick. I tell her I am going to cum and she just looks up and me nods. I blow a load in her mouth she swallows it and then gets a paper towel and cleans me up. I said thanks and left. It was great.

Now i want to shoot some tanning salon porn and post this story with it. It would be hot!!!

Big Chad · 02-06-2010, 09:54 AM

Fake as the tan lol

seeandsee · 02-06-2010, 09:57 AM

no its real jez

ninavain · 02-06-2010, 11:02 AM

You have PUBES???????- ewwwwww

LeCoq · 02-06-2010, 04:32 PM

Fake...fun but fake

mmcfadden · 02-06-2010, 04:55 PM

Blow jobs are fun. Especially when you least expect to get one

webair · 02-06-2010, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CosmicTang

You forgot the part in the beginning that reads "Dear Penthouse..."

;)

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Nicely written exotic short story LOL

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Spunky · 02-06-2010, 09:35 PM

We don't believe you

CamTraffic · 02-06-2010, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy the Manlet

I went to get a spray tan, (yeah I know, I'm a fag for going)I was the only one there except for the hot older lady that owns the place. We start chatting while she is showing me how to use the spray booth. She explains all the various things to me and she leaves the room. I undress, and am butt ass naked when she suddenly opens the door to hand me a towel. She freaks out a bit, and apologizes. I get in the booth, tan, dry off and get dressed. I come out and she is standing by the door. She apologizes again and I tell her its no problem that I have been naked in front of many women. She laughs and comments that it doesn't surprise her. I jokingly ask if she liked what she saw. And she gives me a sheepish yes. I then ask her if she wants to see where I put the playboy bunny sticker she had given me to show the difference of where I tanned verses where the sticker was. She said yes. I pull down my pants and show her the spot right above my pubes. She asks if she can get a closer look. I say sure and then she pulls down my pants. She then pushes me back in the room with the booth and sucks my dick. I tell her I am going to cum and she just looks up and me nods. I blow a load in her mouth she swallows it and then gets a paper towel and cleans me up. I said thanks and left. It was great.

Loved the story , can i have ur permission to use it on my blog?

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