Mike Tyson signs on with the UFC. - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy the Manlet · 02-07-2010, 05:15 PM

For decades, Mike Tyson?s name has been prominently mentioned when the subject of the best fighters in the world, pound for pound, was discussed. In 2010, ?Iron Mike? will enter the UFC?s Octagon for the first time to make his long-awaited debut in the premier mixed martial arts organization.

?I wanted my comeback to be fighting in the most prestigious fighting organization in the world,? said Mike.

http://www.livedaily.com/news/mike-t...nar-21220.html

L-Pink · 02-07-2010, 05:16 PM

I can't wait!

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moeloubani · 02-07-2010, 05:17 PM

holyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shit thats gonna be great

gay looks like its not real

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Nicky · 02-07-2010, 05:34 PM

If It was real he would get leveled like a 10 year old.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-07-2010, 05:45 PM

what is this faggot shit?

Dodge2hot · 02-07-2010, 05:48 PM

Let him bite on someone's ear in this league. He'll get fucked up beyond his wildest imagination. They won't take that shit like Holyfield.

Personally I never did like Mike Tyson, so him being in the UFC Sucks balls.

fatfoo · 02-07-2010, 05:51 PM

Mike Tyson is 44 years old. He can still fight? That's impressive.

Klen · 02-07-2010, 07:39 PM

He going to be sooooooooo beaten

STAROTICA · 02-07-2010, 07:42 PM

is he gonna fight KIMBO SLICE!!!!

Iron Fist · 02-07-2010, 07:50 PM

I hate UFC and fighting in general... whole thing is a retards dream.. but I hate Mike Tyson even more, so seeing him get his ass kicked by anyone is music to my ears.

Dappz · 02-07-2010, 07:53 PM

this is cool i cant wait about this ;)

eMonk · 02-07-2010, 07:59 PM

Your link points to "Bruce Springsteen, Jay-Z others sign on for Haiti benefit".....??

LeCoq · 02-07-2010, 08:14 PM

Tyson VS Kimbo= WWE

HandballJim · 02-07-2010, 08:18 PM

that dummy must be broke again.

no joke but we seen him at a corner ice cream shop once licking a cone on a kids scooter.

Spunky · 02-07-2010, 09:28 PM

Should be interesting but won't last long

shimmy2 · 02-07-2010, 09:40 PM

let the man make his $. i remember playing punchout as a kid on nintendo

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-07-2010, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2

let the man make his $. i remember playing punchout as a kid on nintendo

i guess thats a little less sad than me remembering playing it last week.

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 02-07-2010, 09:47 PM

Don't feel too bad, I played 2 player River City Ransom a couple weeks ago.

amacontent · 02-07-2010, 10:32 PM

Makes sense most of them are all illiterate criminals anyway.

dav3 · 02-08-2010, 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by eMonk

Your link points to "Bruce Springsteen, Jay-Z others sign on for Haiti benefit".....??

yea, ctrl-f'd for 'Tyson' and nothing....

jgabra62 · 02-08-2010, 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy the Manlet

For decades, Mike Tyson?s name has been prominently mentioned when the subject of the best fighters in the world, pound for pound, was discussed. In 2010, ?Iron Mike? will enter the UFC?s Octagon for the first time to make his long-awaited debut in the premier mixed martial arts organization.

?I wanted my comeback to be fighting in the most prestigious fighting organization in the world,? said Mike.

http://www.livedaily.com/news/mike-t...nar-21220.html

This is not true...Mike did not sign with the UFC and he never will. This just a big dumb rumor.

seeandsee · 02-08-2010, 04:51 AM

he will get beat

jgabra62 · 02-08-2010, 04:53 AM

He probably would get his ass beat...

But as I said before, "This is not true...Mike did not sign with the UFC and he never will. This just a big dumb rumor."

Raf1 · 02-08-2010, 05:05 AM

well it will be interesting to watch

roly · 02-08-2010, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicky

If It was real he would get leveled like a 10 year old.

i watch boxing not mma but what happened when a boxer not close to the level of tyson in, ray mercer fought tim sylvia? oh yeah he ko'd him in about 10 seconds. if tyson stays on his feet and lands, even now, it's goodnight.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qA161hTzJzE

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-08-2010, 06:13 AM

Never watched MMA although I used to watch a lot of boxing.

I hope Mike knows what he's doing, it's pretty dangerous to enter the ring after 40 and all those late comebacks practically killed guys like Sugar Ray Robinson or Jerry Quarry, Ali is supposed to also sufferthe worst damage during his last 2 years comebacks.

Wishing the best luck.

Fletch XXX · 02-08-2010, 06:19 AM

tyson would get taken to the mat and tapped out in seconds.

Nicky · 02-08-2010, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roly

i watch boxing not mma but what happened when a boxer not close to the level of tyson in, ray mercer fought tim sylvia? oh yeah he ko'd him in about 10 seconds. if tyson stays on his feet and lands, even now, it's goodnight.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qA161hTzJzE

Tyson is not fighting in the UFC though. 90% of the people in here didn't click the article hehe.

Yes ofc he can land and win but what are the odds?

What do you think would happen if Tyson met Fedor Emilianenko?(not in UFC though) Or Brock Lesnar? Since I take It he would be fighting in the heavy weight. A light heavyweight would level him fast just as good though.

He is 44 years old now and his ring smartness is probably 20% of what It once was and tbh It wassn't the best.

Toni · 02-08-2010, 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

Mike Tyson is 44 years old. He can still fight? That's impressive.

Randy Couture is almost 47

Toni · 02-08-2010, 06:50 AM

When I open your link it says:
Bruce Springsteen, Jay-Z others sign on for Haiti benefit

AmeliaG · 02-08-2010, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toni

When I open your link it says:
Bruce Springsteen, Jay-Z others sign on for Haiti benefit

Yeah, that.

Serial Pervert · 02-08-2010, 09:11 AM

isn't he too old to fight?

Ramos · 02-08-2010, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2

let the man make his $. I remember playing punchout as a kid on nintendo

007-373-5963

spideriux · 02-08-2010, 10:28 AM

good news, can't wait for it

Amputate Your Head · 02-08-2010, 10:42 AM

Good thing it's a bullshit rumor. Tyson would get fucking killed in the UFC in seconds.

american pervert · 02-08-2010, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos

007-373-5963

Glass Jaw Joe is in da house!

WN4L

romeo22 · 02-08-2010, 11:08 AM

It'll be interesting to see.not sure if thats a good move.

Rattlehead · 02-08-2010, 11:46 AM

Very Interesting. I wonder if he eat a few more ears.

MrBottomTooth · 02-08-2010, 12:42 PM

It's not happening, he was just lying.

For those not paying attention.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-08-2010, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amacontent

Makes sense most of them are all illiterate criminals anyway.

Tyson on his book tour...

ADG

Manowar · 02-08-2010, 04:27 PM

shame he cant keep his legacy up

slayer69 · 02-08-2010, 05:11 PM

this should be good

designerscode · 02-08-2010, 05:30 PM

I hope he can guard his lower body too... no hitting below the belt rules this time lol

roly · 02-09-2010, 03:27 AM

for all those saying an old tyson wouldn't stand a chance and would get taken out quick, who do you think would win with a prime late eighties tyson against the top ufc fighter?

i think the ufc fighter would have lasted about 5 seconds.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 02-09-2010, 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roly

for all those saying an old tyson wouldn't stand a chance and would get taken out quick, who do you think would win with a prime late eighties tyson against the top ufc fighter?

i think the ufc fighter would have lasted about 5 seconds.

Welcome to 2010...Tyson has been washed up for over a decade!!!

ADG

RadicalSights · 02-09-2010, 04:08 AM

poor mike

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