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Juicy D. Links · 02-08-2010, 06:35 PM

She is starting to annoy me , I figure Ill cut her loose this friday

EdgeXXX · 02-08-2010, 06:46 PM

Wait until Saturday

Sly · 02-08-2010, 06:47 PM

Poor Izzzz. :-(

CunningStunt · 02-08-2010, 06:52 PM

I always thought your bread was buttered on the other side.

fris · 02-08-2010, 06:54 PM

u said loose

L-Pink · 02-08-2010, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Poor Izzzz. :-(

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Semi-Retired-Dave · 02-08-2010, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

I always thought your bread was buttered on the other side.

, I thought he bat for the other team as well. Who knew.

cam_girls · 02-08-2010, 08:24 PM

I dated a girl for nearly 2 years, she and her mum took me to a restaurant on Valentines day, paid for my meal, then I dumped her for an older woman with 40D tits. Her mum made me pay her back for the meal.

15 years later we write every week on facebook.

Spunky · 02-08-2010, 08:28 PM

How long have you been dating her?

lazycash · 02-08-2010, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by cam_girls

I dated a girl for nearly 2 years, she and her mum took me to a restaurant on Valentines day, paid for my meal, then I dumped her for an older woman with 40D tits. Her mum made me pay her back for the meal.

15 years later we write every week on facebook.

You went to a Valentines dinner with your girlfriend and her mother, did she have down syndrome?

Juicy D. Links · 02-08-2010, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

, I thought he bat for the other team as well. Who knew.

fatfoo · 02-08-2010, 08:31 PM

You have a girlfriend? But you were always posting that you're gay.

Anyway, I'm not gay.

Dump her if you must.

Semi-Retired-Dave · 02-08-2010, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

DateDoc · 02-08-2010, 08:40 PM

You are supposed to dump her before Christmas and then get back together after Valentines Day.

CYF · 02-08-2010, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DateDoc

You are supposed to dump her before Christmas and then get back together after Valentines Day.

hopefully her birthday falls in there too

Juicy D. Links · 02-08-2010, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

How long have you been dating her?

3 days

mmcfadden · 02-08-2010, 09:10 PM

Tell her after ill take her out for a rebound date the day after V day.

got a date that day

born2blog · 02-08-2010, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

3 days

I was gonna guess 48 hours tops

Loch · 02-08-2010, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

You went to a Valentines dinner with your girlfriend and her mother, did she have down syndrome?

Would explain a LOT

Semi-Retired-Dave · 02-08-2010, 09:25 PM

Here is what you do, first, you tell him you are going to surprise him. Then you don't pick him up. Hope he handles it well.

Juicy D. Links · 02-08-2010, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Here is what you do, first, you tell him you are going to surprise him. Then you don't pick him up. Hope he handles it well.

: 1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links · 02-08-2010, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

You went to a Valentines dinner with your girlfriend and her mother, did she have down syndrome?

Semi-Retired-Dave · 02-08-2010, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

: 1orglaugh

You know I love you man.

kush · 02-08-2010, 10:14 PM

Best of luck Juicy.

cam_girls · 02-08-2010, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

You went to a Valentines dinner with your girlfriend and her mother, did she have down syndrome?

So you've never had a 3some with a mother and daughter?

PornMD · 02-08-2010, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CYF

hopefully her birthday falls in there too

lazycash · 02-08-2010, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by cam_girls

So you've never had a 3some with a mother and daughter?

No, not with down syndrome.

chupachups · 02-08-2010, 11:20 PM

You´re gonna break Izz´s heart man

cam_girls · 02-08-2010, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

No, not with down syndrome.

Atleast downers get to keep their testicles all their life, not like all the utter idiots spitting in genesis Adam's face every day.

Maybe you're right lazy, maybe Bolt isn't that fast and Bill isn't that rich and Groom Computer is just an ordinary dude. Well you've laid your bets now.

Juicy D. Links · 02-09-2010, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

You know I love you man.

:d rinkup

Si · 02-09-2010, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

No, not with down syndrome.

Voodoo · 02-09-2010, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

She is starting to annoy me , I figure Ill cut her loose this friday

Nooooooo.... You will need her if you ever plan on doing pushups again. Those one-handed ones are very difficult.

CarlosTheGaucho · 02-09-2010, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

3 days

lol

Time to act

SteveHardeman · 02-09-2010, 07:57 AM

Why don't you just try to change her first and then if she doesn't comply, THEN you dump her. Just tell her like it is.

Sweety, here's the deal, effective immediately you will need to get up 30 mins before me and cook me a warm breakfast and feed it to me in bed. When I'm done I will ring a bell and you will give me a blowjob while you massage my prostate. I will then work. While I'm working you will clean, cook, dust and iron. I will arrive home at 6 PM each evening. When I arrive, you are to be in doggie position with your naked ass facing the door. I will then fuck you in the butt till I'm done at which point you will get up and prepare me a warm dinner. When I'm done you will sponge bathe me in the tub. Right before I fall asleep you will blow me again. In the morning, we do it all over again. You either comply with all of this or we're done.

So, you either get a great girlfriend or she leaves you but you were gonna dump her anyway so you might as well give it a try. Let me know how that goes for you.

DateDoc · 02-09-2010, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by CYF

hopefully her birthday falls in there too

ShellyCrash · 02-09-2010, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

You went to a Valentines dinner with your girlfriend and her mother, did she have down syndrome?

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Originally Posted by cam_girls

So you've never had a 3some with a mother and daughter?

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Originally Posted by lazycash

No, not with down syndrome.

Pure Gold!

CaptainHowdy · 02-09-2010, 09:07 AM

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halfpint · 02-09-2010, 09:09 AM

Can I be your next girlfriend ..please ..I love you long time

tranza · 02-09-2010, 09:13 AM

Do it right now..

seeandsee · 02-09-2010, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

She is starting to annoy me , I figure Ill cut her loose this friday

small cock?

Juicy D. Links · 02-09-2010, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

small cock?

my penis is luscious

lazycash · 02-09-2010, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by cam_girls

Maybe you're right lazy, maybe Bolt isn't that fast and Bill isn't that rich and Groom Computer is just an ordinary dude. .

I think most of us in here recognized long ago that groom computer is far from ordinary. By the way, is camgirls.com still set to launch on March 1st, or did you have to push back the date again?

Scott McD · 02-09-2010, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Here is what you do, first, you tell him you are going to surprise him. Then you don't pick him up. Hope he handles it well.

Hahaha!

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