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Thursday morning joke - !
Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later, there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him. The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.. Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead. George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.
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If I wasn't so tired, I'd LOL.
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I liked it but I'm into that whole GWB 'war-mongering' era.
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I think that was funny.
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I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.
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That was good.
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My driving instructor told me that I should wear a seatbelt because if I were to crash, the force could throw me out of the car.
I can't believe that he thinks Star Wars is real.
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first joke is nice but this was great
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It's a funny one!
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lol at both!
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If they only had psychic abilities - they would read thoughts constantly and all the time. This is true. Darkness would not stop them.
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was a decent joke
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