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Old 02-11-2010, 05:17 AM   #1
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Thursday morning joke - !

Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later, there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him..

Obama thinks:
Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.
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Old 02-11-2010, 05:24 AM   #2
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Old 02-11-2010, 05:40 AM   #3
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If I wasn't so tired, I'd LOL.
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Old 02-11-2010, 05:40 AM   #4
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I liked it but I'm into that whole GWB 'war-mongering' era.
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Old 02-11-2010, 05:41 AM   #5
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I think that was funny.
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Old 02-11-2010, 06:21 AM   #6
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I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.
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Old 02-11-2010, 06:25 AM   #7
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That was good.
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My driving instructor told me that I should wear a seatbelt because if I were to crash, the force could throw me out of the car.

I can't believe that he thinks Star Wars is real.
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Old 02-11-2010, 06:32 AM   #9
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My driving instructor told me that I should wear a seatbelt because if I were to crash, the force could throw me out of the car.

I can't believe that he thinks Star Wars is real.
first joke is nice but this was great
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Old 02-11-2010, 06:55 AM   #10
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It's a funny one!
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Old 02-11-2010, 07:45 AM   #11
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Old 02-11-2010, 08:17 AM   #12
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lol at both!
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Old 02-11-2010, 08:30 AM   #13
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My driving instructor told me that I should wear a seatbelt because if I were to crash, the force could throw me out of the car.

I can't believe that he thinks Star Wars is real.
this one is pretty good too
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Old 02-11-2010, 10:12 AM   #14
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If they only had psychic abilities - they would read thoughts constantly and all the time. This is true. Darkness would not stop them.
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Old 02-11-2010, 10:37 AM   #15
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was a decent joke
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