Thunderball - You Officially Suck! - GoFuckYourself.com

V_RocKs · 02-17-2010, 06:18 AM

I have defended you guys for a long time and now it is time to stop defending you because all it did was allow you to suck even harder!

I joined to help you fund updates. Those updates never came. The most fucked up part is that 90% of your members could perform the fucking updates for you if you'd ask!

The list of why you suck:

1) Individual URL scan has been broken for months. Doc asked to have it fixed back in August 2009!

2) Link checker needs to check for nofollow tags. Something that would require 2 more lines of code. I asked for this back in November 2009.

3) Your URL scanner removed the www. from the URL. This fucks up all new trade URLs added to the system. Doc asked for this to be worked on back in September 2009.

4) Multiple URL verifier. Requested in October 2009. Bond said it can't be done. Really? Then you people need to pull your heads out of your asses because it can be done. It's called a fucking LOOP!

5) Special characters like ' in an anchor cause your script to shit itself and it is unable to verify a link. This is a SIMPLE fix! September 2009.

6) The ability to sort trades. Requested in May 2009. Why your system doesn't do this alphabetically by default is beyond me!

So what do I really get for being a member? The ability to send Email to other members? Big fucking woop-dee-doo!

Personally I think you should be charging $5 a month and there should be no free system at all. Then you'd have a few hundred to a few K a month more than you have coming in now. This thing could be programmed correctly and paying would get you more than the ability to ask someone "WTF happened to our trade?"

Discuss...

seeandsee · 02-17-2010, 06:20 AM

are they still "live" on updates?

SmellyNose · 02-17-2010, 06:21 AM

What's the link to their site?

Should I be writing something like theirs, but better/working, and making massive profit?

brassmonkey · 02-17-2010, 06:22 AM

V_RocKs · 02-17-2010, 06:28 AM

Please do!

http://www.thunder-ball.net/

punkpred · 02-17-2010, 06:28 AM

Never used it, too many bad reviews about it just like yours V Rocks

pornguy · 02-17-2010, 06:33 AM

V_Rocks.. Hit me on ICQ. I need to chat with you about this..

174228679

martinsc · 02-17-2010, 06:42 AM

sad, but true...

V_RocKs · 02-17-2010, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

V_Rocks.. Hit me on ICQ. I need to chat with you about this..

174228679

Can't do it here?

SmellyNose · 02-17-2010, 07:01 AM

So this dog ugly, almost unusable, system is for trading hard/soft links and traffic?

Sosa · 02-17-2010, 07:06 AM

It's been shitty for a long time.

HowlingWulf · 02-17-2010, 08:37 AM

Great concept but it does need these kind of updates, but the owner no longer works on it. I think he was trying to sell it for $8k recently.

TheDoc · 02-17-2010, 08:43 AM

Sounds like it's time to make a new way for people to find trade partners....

SmellyNose · 02-17-2010, 08:49 AM

ICQ me what you'd want from a site like that and I'll have a look at creating it

nation-x · 02-17-2010, 10:19 AM

lol... I outed Mr. Bond well over a year ago...

Barefootsies · 02-17-2010, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa

It's been shitty for a long time.

V_RocKs · 02-18-2010, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nation-x

lol... I outed Mr. Bond well over a year ago...

You mean he's gay? Cause if he is gay this would explain a lot...

2012 · 02-18-2010, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

halfpint · 02-18-2010, 03:33 PM

yep afraid its true ... used to be good but its def gone down hill over the last year

xenigo · 02-18-2010, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2012

brassmonkey · 02-18-2010, 03:44 PM

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-18-2010, 03:46 PM

since when has thunderball NOT sucked?

fatfoo · 02-18-2010, 03:47 PM

Thunderball... I tried that one...

GrouchyAdmin · 02-18-2010, 03:51 PM

A lot of your requests make sense, and are plausible; the only reason it would not allow multiple URLs is due to a really crappy API design. Which, well, kind of points back to the other issues, too.

SteveHardeman · 02-18-2010, 04:04 PM

I gave up on that site about a year ago. Nice post.

alias · 02-18-2010, 04:06 PM

Always sucked.

papill0n · 02-18-2010, 04:18 PM

ask him to repost that pic of all the meds he takes

it will all become clear then

Waddymelon · 02-18-2010, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc

Sounds like it's time to make a new way for people to find trade partners....

I'm sure that you or someone on your team could do it right, please take up the project.

I've never used thunderball because all I hear is complaints complaints complaints.

It would not bother me to use a service that charges $5 or $10 a month to get it done right.

TheDoc · 02-18-2010, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waddymelon

I'm sure that you or someone on your team could do it right, please take up the project.

I've never used thunderball because all I hear is complaints complaints complaints.

It would not bother me to use a service that charges $5 or $10 a month to get it done right.

Sure... I can help with that. I need to know what to build though, I have used Tb maybe twice. Let me know the features, what is needed for trade/scam protection, all the goods and I will look it over... One way or another I will build it or I know someone that will.

Anyone that wants to help, free to anyone that actually helps... shoot me an email: webmaster.skills at gmail and I will start a wave/document to break the idea down.

Denny · 02-19-2010, 12:04 AM

agreed

livegirlsonbed · 02-19-2010, 12:07 AM

3) Your URL scanner removed the www. from the URL. This fucks up all new trade URLs added to the system. Doc asked for this to be worked on back in September 2009.
---

I noticed that too.
Also a big problem is with paid and free members,

I exchanged more links as free member then now as paid.

V_RocKs · 02-19-2010, 01:11 AM

The crazy shit is it didn't remove the www. before.. so simply revert that code back... so fucking simple...

Iron Fist · 02-19-2010, 01:14 AM

Stopped using it years ago.... sure glad I made that decision.

MoreMagic · 02-19-2010, 02:33 AM

worked nice in the past, like many things are nice in the past.

TheDoc · 02-19-2010, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc

Sure... I can help with that. I need to know what to build though, I have used Tb maybe twice. Let me know the features, what is needed for trade/scam protection, all the goods and I will look it over... One way or another I will build it or I know someone that will.

Anyone that wants to help, free to anyone that actually helps... shoot me an email: webmaster.skills at gmail and I will start a wave/document to break the idea down.

Bump....

Anyone that wants to help create a system like this, free to anyone that actually helps... shoot me an email: webmaster.skills at gmail and I will start a wave/document to break the idea down.

Stop talking about the problem, lets start building a solution... hit me up!

Agent 488 · 02-19-2010, 08:32 AM

when i login it just continually loads and doesn't do anything.

good luck with a new system.

TheDoc · 02-19-2010, 11:06 AM

Bump again... SmellyNose hit me up, he is willing to code this...I can help, have my guys help. I'm willing to put this together, give out free access to anyone that helps, split money for the right help...

You guys want this, let's do it! Just shoot me an email saying add me, I will get the ball moving.

webmaster.skills at gmail dot com

Take 2 seconds, stop thinking about it... and email me.

BradM · 02-19-2010, 11:16 AM

The guy who owns it "Mr Bond" is an INSANE loser. Guy is a mental nutfuckcase. Ever see him post? It's a wonder he is able to survive without a handler or being institutionalized.

Rattlehead · 02-19-2010, 11:55 AM

I would love someone to put something together that works! I was hoping one of you guys would have bought it when he was selling it so it could have been fixed.
If you build it...they will come.

TheDoc · 02-19-2010, 12:10 PM

V_Rocks, one of you guys that really understands the system and what it needs.... shoot me an email please.

....

I'm pretty full on people that can directly be helpers, but I love more people to give input for free lifetime access.

It's time to help the community, take a few seconds and email me your ideas and I will add you to the document as well! It's already going people, so email me now!

webmaster.skills [at] gmail dot com

Jdoughs · 02-19-2010, 12:54 PM

I know the system inside and out. Know what it needs, and know what its missing.

Buy him out, build a new system with a proper source code, and so features are easily added. Import all old data into new system.

Run proper system like you give a fuck about what you do.

Mr Bond, answer ICQ's, email whatever.

I'll buy it, or even pay to get shit fixed out of my own pocket.

Enough is e-fucking-nough.

pimp3611 · 02-19-2010, 04:51 PM

Here's a bump cause Thunderball blows...

New solution would be great..

dakota1358 · 02-19-2010, 08:56 PM

Never used it.

V_RocKs · 02-20-2010, 03:40 PM

Sent an email

halfpint · 02-20-2010, 03:42 PM

create something like this http://www.linkmarket.net/ but even better

Doctor Feelgood · 02-20-2010, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

I have defended you guys for a long time and now it is time to stop defending you because all it did was allow you to suck even harder!

I joined to help you fund updates. Those updates never came. The most fucked up part is that 90% of your members could perform the fucking updates for you if you'd ask!

The list of why you suck:

1) Individual URL scan has been broken for months. Doc asked to have it fixed back in August 2009!

2) Link checker needs to check for nofollow tags. Something that would require 2 more lines of code. I asked for this back in November 2009.

3) Your URL scanner removed the www. from the URL. This fucks up all new trade URLs added to the system. Doc asked for this to be worked on back in September 2009.

4) Multiple URL verifier. Requested in October 2009. Bond said it can't be done. Really? Then you people need to pull your heads out of your asses because it can be done. It's called a fucking LOOP!

5) Special characters like ' in an anchor cause your script to shit itself and it is unable to verify a link. This is a SIMPLE fix! September 2009.

6) The ability to sort trades. Requested in May 2009. Why your system doesn't do this alphabetically by default is beyond me!

So what do I really get for being a member? The ability to send Email to other members? Big fucking woop-dee-doo!

Personally I think you should be charging $5 a month and there should be no free system at all. Then you'd have a few hundred to a few K a month more than you have coming in now. This thing could be programmed correctly and paying would get you more than the ability to ask someone "WTF happened to our trade?"

Discuss...

thx for reminding them about 1 and 3. if all 6 were fixed i might renew my membership.
Doc

Sausage · 02-20-2010, 07:48 PM

didnt he try to sell it recently?

Anyhow seeing as you cant get sites out of it once registered, all trade requests just go into the junk folder now.

bdld · 02-20-2010, 08:07 PM

i would love for someone to create something better, would pay a monthly fee for it too.

SarahLLO · 02-20-2010, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

when i login it just continually loads and doesn't do anything.

good luck with a new system.

Yeah, hangs up on me constantly as well. It's a bummer.

Plus I'm always getting spammed with requests by the same three or four people, they drown out any actual/legit trades.

JD · 02-20-2010, 11:27 PM

TB has sucked since it started... never quite understood why people used it

02-17-2010, 06:18 AM	#1
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,391	Thunderball - You Officially Suck! I have defended you guys for a long time and now it is time to stop defending you because all it did was allow you to suck even harder! I joined to help you fund updates. Those updates never came. The most fucked up part is that 90% of your members could perform the fucking updates for you if you'd ask! The list of why you suck: 1) Individual URL scan has been broken for months. Doc asked to have it fixed back in August 2009! 2) Link checker needs to check for nofollow tags. Something that would require 2 more lines of code. I asked for this back in November 2009. 3) Your URL scanner removed the www. from the URL. This fucks up all new trade URLs added to the system. Doc asked for this to be worked on back in September 2009. 4) Multiple URL verifier. Requested in October 2009. Bond said it can't be done. Really? Then you people need to pull your heads out of your asses because it can be done. It's called a fucking LOOP! 5) Special characters like ' in an anchor cause your script to shit itself and it is unable to verify a link. This is a SIMPLE fix! September 2009. 6) The ability to sort trades. Requested in May 2009. Why your system doesn't do this alphabetically by default is beyond me! So what do I really get for being a member? The ability to send Email to other members? Big fucking woop-dee-doo! Personally I think you should be charging $5 a month and there should be no free system at all. Then you'd have a few hundred to a few K a month more than you have coming in now. This thing could be programmed correctly and paying would get you more than the ability to ask someone "WTF happened to our trade?" Discuss...

02-17-2010, 06:20 AM	#2
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02-17-2010, 06:21 AM	#3
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02-17-2010, 06:28 AM	#6
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02-17-2010, 06:33 AM	#7
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02-17-2010, 06:42 AM	#8
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02-17-2010, 07:01 AM	#10
SmellyNose Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: me at smellynose.com Posts: 206	So this dog ugly, almost unusable, system is for trading hard/soft links and traffic? __________________ I'm a PHP developer - 594086663 - [email protected]

02-17-2010, 07:06 AM	#11
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	It's been shitty for a long time.

02-17-2010, 08:37 AM	#12
HowlingWulf Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,662	Great concept but it does need these kind of updates, but the owner no longer works on it. I think he was trying to sell it for $8k recently. __________________ WP Porn directory/review theme Maddos $35. webmaster AT howling-wulf.com

02-17-2010, 08:43 AM	#13
TheDoc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Currently Incognito Posts: 13,827	Sounds like it's time to make a new way for people to find trade partners.... __________________ ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825 It's all disambiguation

02-17-2010, 08:49 AM	#14
SmellyNose Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: me at smellynose.com Posts: 206	ICQ me what you'd want from a site like that and I'll have a look at creating it __________________ I'm a PHP developer - 594086663 - [email protected]

02-17-2010, 10:19 AM	#15
nation-x Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Rock Hill, SC Posts: 5,370	lol... I outed Mr. Bond well over a year ago...

02-18-2010, 03:33 PM	#19
halfpint GFY's Halfpint Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: UK Posts: 15,223	yep afraid its true ... used to be good but its def gone down hill over the last year __________________ Get FREE website listings on Cryptocoinshops.net

02-18-2010, 03:44 PM	#21
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02-18-2010, 03:46 PM	#22
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	since when has thunderball NOT sucked?

02-18-2010, 03:47 PM	#23
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	Thunderball... I tried that one... __________________ Send me an email: [email protected]

02-18-2010, 03:51 PM	#24
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	A lot of your requests make sense, and are plausible; the only reason it would not allow multiple URLs is due to a really crappy API design. Which, well, kind of points back to the other issues, too. __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

02-18-2010, 04:04 PM	#25
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02-18-2010, 04:06 PM	#26
alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	Always sucked. __________________ https://porncorporation.com

02-18-2010, 04:18 PM	#27
papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	ask him to repost that pic of all the meds he takes it will all become clear then

02-19-2010, 12:04 AM	#30
Denny Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 17,230	agreed __________________

02-19-2010, 12:07 AM	#31
livegirlsonbed Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Europe Posts: 487	3) Your URL scanner removed the www. from the URL. This fucks up all new trade URLs added to the system. Doc asked for this to be worked on back in September 2009. --- I noticed that too. Also a big problem is with paid and free members, I exchanged more links as free member then now as paid. __________________ Best retention Cams affiliate program!

02-19-2010, 01:11 AM	#32
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,391	The crazy shit is it didn't remove the www. before.. so simply revert that code back... so fucking simple...

02-19-2010, 01:14 AM	#33
Iron Fist Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,400	Stopped using it years ago.... sure glad I made that decision. __________________ i like waffles

02-19-2010, 02:33 AM	#34
MoreMagic Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,848	worked nice in the past, like many things are nice in the past.

02-19-2010, 08:32 AM	#36
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	when i login it just continually loads and doesn't do anything. good luck with a new system.

02-19-2010, 11:06 AM	#37
TheDoc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Currently Incognito Posts: 13,827	Bump again... SmellyNose hit me up, he is willing to code this...I can help, have my guys help. I'm willing to put this together, give out free access to anyone that helps, split money for the right help... You guys want this, let's do it! Just shoot me an email saying add me, I will get the ball moving. webmaster.skills at gmail dot com Take 2 seconds, stop thinking about it... and email me. __________________ ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825 It's all disambiguation

02-19-2010, 11:16 AM	#38
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	The guy who owns it "Mr Bond" is an INSANE loser. Guy is a mental nutfuckcase. Ever see him post? It's a wonder he is able to survive without a handler or being institutionalized.

02-19-2010, 11:55 AM	#39
Rattlehead Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hades Posts: 744	I would love someone to put something together that works! I was hoping one of you guys would have bought it when he was selling it so it could have been fixed. If you build it...they will come. __________________ Wifey Cash - Official Program For Wifey's World

02-19-2010, 12:10 PM	#40
TheDoc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Currently Incognito Posts: 13,827	V_Rocks, one of you guys that really understands the system and what it needs.... shoot me an email please. .... I'm pretty full on people that can directly be helpers, but I love more people to give input for free lifetime access. It's time to help the community, take a few seconds and email me your ideas and I will add you to the document as well! It's already going people, so email me now! webmaster.skills [at] gmail dot com __________________ ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825 It's all disambiguation

02-19-2010, 12:54 PM	#41
Jdoughs Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Great White North Posts: 5,794	I know the system inside and out. Know what it needs, and know what its missing. Buy him out, build a new system with a proper source code, and so features are easily added. Import all old data into new system. Run proper system like you give a fuck about what you do. Mr Bond, answer ICQ's, email whatever. I'll buy it, or even pay to get shit fixed out of my own pocket. Enough is e-fucking-nough. __________________ LinkSpun - Premier Adult Link Trading Community - ICQ - 464/\281/\250 Be Seen By New Webmasters/Affiliates * Target out webmasters/affiliates based on niches your sites are for less than $20 a month. AmeriNOC - Proudly hosted @ AmeriNOC!

02-19-2010, 04:51 PM	#42
pimp3611 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 357	Here's a bump cause Thunderball blows... New solution would be great.. __________________ :: ICQ: 272 198 634 ::

02-19-2010, 08:56 PM	#43
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02-20-2010, 03:40 PM	#44
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,391	Sent an email