Wonder how small American towns get out of debt??? - GoFuckYourself.com

tehHinjew · 02-18-2010, 03:45 PM

It is a slow day in the small Minnesota town of Marshall , and streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.

A rich tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.

As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Farmer's Co-op.

The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.

The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.

The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything... However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States government is conducting business today.

GrouchyAdmin · 02-18-2010, 03:48 PM

Actually, the proprietor is now a further -$100. The hotel proprietor made a promise based upon something he never had, which while illustrates your point, is not completely accurate to your parable since the government, quite literally has a license to print all of the money it wants.

96ukssob · 02-18-2010, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Actually, the proprietor is now a further -$100. The hotel proprietor made a promise based upon something he never had, which while illustrates your point, is not completely accurate to your parable since the government, quite literally has a license to print all of the money it wants.

MrMaxwell · 02-18-2010, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by tehHinjew

It is a slow day in the small Minnesota town of Marshall , and streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.

A rich tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.

As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Farmer's Co-op.

The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.

The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.

The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything... However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States government is conducting business today.

Welcome to the United States

tehHinjew · 02-18-2010, 04:33 PM

orly????

CYF · 02-18-2010, 08:51 PM

I've actually been to Marshall, MN

v4 media · 02-19-2010, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CYF

I've actually been to Marshall, MN

How was the local prostitute?

Pornopat · 02-19-2010, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media

How much was the local prostitute?

100 dollars

tehHinjew · 02-20-2010, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by CYF

I've actually been to Marshall, MN

are you the man in the story?

02-18-2010, 03:45 PM	#1
tehHinjew Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: MTL Posts: 5,755	Wonder how small American towns get out of debt??? It is a slow day in the small Minnesota town of Marshall , and streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit. A rich tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night. As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher. The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer. The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Farmer's Co-op. The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit. The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner. The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything. At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves town. No one produced anything. No one earned anything... However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States government is conducting business today. __________________ Hot Porn Wanna trade? email me at wanker (@) wanknation dot com

02-18-2010, 03:48 PM	#2
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	Actually, the proprietor is now a further -$100. The hotel proprietor made a promise based upon something he never had, which while illustrates your point, is not completely accurate to your parable since the government, quite literally has a license to print all of the money it wants. __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy

02-18-2010, 04:33 PM	#5
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02-18-2010, 08:51 PM	#6
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