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VideoSecrets Cam Model Gets Dildo Stuck in Ass [PIC]
You know it's going to be a crazy day when you get to work and check your email and get a photo of one of your Eastern European gay cam models in the hospital. Clicking to the second picture almost made me shoot coffee out my nose.
![]() The good news is that he's OK, took three days in the hospital after the incident happened on Valentine's Day during a 2+ hour long private show @ $6/min. The customer kept wanting him to go harder and deeper and I guess at one point he lost it ... LEON_HAMILTON: it allll in my assssssssss LEON_HAMILTON: i'm not faking LEON_HAMILTON: i think i must go to hospital LEON_HAMILTON: it will not gett out LEON_HAMILTON: fuck i thing is going to be hospital LEON_HAMILTON: this myst never happen again LEON_HAMILTON: i can touch it but it wont come out LEON_HAMILTON: it in my belly In all my years in this industry and working at Video Secrets I've never seen anything quite like this! Thankfully he's ok ... I think next time he'll need to use a dildo that has the balls at the end as a safety to make sure it doesn't go too far. Happy Friday, Brad |
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Porn is Dead. Move along.
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holy fuck
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LOL that's too funny!
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Ah My Balls
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lmao he needs a safety cord!
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BACON BACON BACON
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there could be worse emails to get..lol...but that has to rank up there
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damn son, thats crazy
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That just proves the customer isn't always right.
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Last week on prime time TV one of those drama shows based on doctors in a hospital had a patient come in with bowling pin stuck inside and the female doctor just stared at the xray going " how, why........why...how..."
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Gotta love working at Video Secrets, it's never a dull day!
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Wow...$6/min for 2hrs = $720
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Another day at the office Brad? lol
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Oh my....
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HAHAHA
IROTFFLMFAO I'M ROLLING ON THE FUCKING FLOOR LAUGHING MY FAT ASS OFF ![]() ![]() |
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damn
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Unlike any other I've had in recent history.
Definitely a Valentine's Day the performer will not forget. We're editing the recorded show, will post that when it's done ... the look on his face when he realizes that it's gone in too far is an image I may not be able to get out of my head. Brad |
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Hahaha he won't be doing that again!
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Aha, So that's Jeff's new secret stage name
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People are always wierd stuff the wrong way, here is a site with a few of them..
http://regretfulmorning.com/2009/06/...s-in-assholes/
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I was gonna say that won't offset the hospital bill, but in Europe they don't pay. It's an opportunity to appeal to Americans for socialized medicine if nothing else.
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damn thats sad
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So Fucking Banned
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What an idiot! This is almost as bad as a girl losing a tampon in her pussy! LOL
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damn! i guess shit happens... but this is kinda crazy!
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你自己去他媽的
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Wow he didn't expect that for sure!Gled he ok now
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glad to hear he's ok
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nice... was it worth $6 a min. LOL
I hope he earned some good $$ on that show and was in Europe or that US hospital bill would suck!
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I am Amazing Content!
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that's why there are special anal toys ;)
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Hmm
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bwahahahahahaha
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Hmm
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$6/min! Those are some sweet moneys! Maybe I should start being cam model
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god fucking damn!!!
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So Fucking Lame
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Lesson:
Always use a dildo that has a set of balls as the base. And...if you use that and STILL lose it, your ass is stretched enough to just stick your arm in and grab it. |
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Damn. They make toys just for your ass. I feel bad for that guy. A 2 plus hour show using a dildo for most of it is rough.
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This could be some awesome viral content. Good call on watermarking the photo
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Do Fun Shit.
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Is Jeff still on the "euro" trip?
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one sick puppy
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That would be a hell of a charge back
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Cost to remove cam = $720
Post of resulting conversation on GFY = Priceless. ![]()
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LOL
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jesus....
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Yikes! Glad to hear he's okay, and that he had the good sense to stop when he realized it wasn't coming out.
Having said that... that's some funny stuff right there. I'm sure his expression was priceless, much like the expression on the doc's face at the ER when he realized what he was dealing with. |
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No OSHA regulations on that?
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Yeah Jeff and Tim are still over in Barcelona, he said he had plans to wake up @ 5:30am yesterday to watch the Lakers vs. Celtics game but I didn't hear if he was able to pull it off.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!
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Work Work Work
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That made the day funnier
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hahhahahaha
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I just hope in was phalates free......and flexible.
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Truly the definition of PROPER FUCKED
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How did he explain that to his Insurance?
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