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mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 11:15 AM

I will answer as truthfully as possible so anything goes.

troncarver · 02-19-2010, 11:21 AM

whats the best place for dirty beats on spadina avenue

Caligari · 02-19-2010, 11:23 AM

what adult film studios accept unsolicited scripts or treatments for movies?

Barefootsies · 02-19-2010, 11:23 AM

Where's Shapalicious been?

Barefootsies · 02-19-2010, 11:24 AM

Do you suck a mean toe?

mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by troncarver

whats the best place for dirty beats on spadina avenue

The Bar Towel, but if you really want to dance Richmond St is better

J. Falcon · 02-19-2010, 11:24 AM

Why are you so eager to answer questions?

TheStout · 02-19-2010, 11:25 AM

I love these...Usually I try to ask a semi serious question but this time...Who will win Mens gold in Olympic Hockey this year?

mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Caligari

what adult film studios accept unsolicited scripts or treatments for movies?

Not 100% but i would say none unsolicited.

seeandsee · 02-19-2010, 11:25 AM

what you like to eat

mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Where's Shapalicious been?

Busy, and all over last he was out west in Vegas and LA fro xbiz

mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Do you suck a mean toe?

Only tried it once and it wasnt my cup of tea

mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Why are you so eager to answer questions?

Friday i am usually tired and need something to charge me up questions randomly from my staff or gfy or another spot get me thinking in ways i hadnt before them.

J. Falcon · 02-19-2010, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by mpahlca

Only tried it once and it wasnt my cup of tea

mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by TheStout

I love these...Usually I try to ask a semi serious question but this time...Who will win Mens gold in Olympic Hockey this year?

I am Canadian and think they have a good shot, but I am going on a limb and saying the US

mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

what you like to eat

Is that a trick question? I like to eat a lot of foods i love breakfast foods, like french toast or crepes i make an amazing caramelized apple stuffed french toast with home made bread i add cinnamon and raisons into the bread and cook the apples and soak them the night before then back the whole thing in the oven in an egg/milk/vanilla mixture.

kush · 02-19-2010, 11:33 AM

What's your range of expertise in online business?

Quagmire · 02-19-2010, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by mpahlca

The Bar Towel, but if you really want to dance Richmond St is better

Don't you mean Church St?

mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by kush

What's your range of expertise in online business?

All, from mainstream, to hosting/servers, to accounting, to design, to programming, to staffing, to training. I have done all and trained and built all.

EdgeXXX · 02-19-2010, 11:36 AM

Who are your 3 least favorite nicks (or trolls) on GFY?

mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire

Don't you mean Church St?

Depends on what type of party you want to have i guess.

romeo22 · 02-19-2010, 11:38 AM

Is that you on your avatar?and if you'r not What does it mean your avatar?

minddust · 02-19-2010, 11:38 AM

Tell me why... WHY DID THE CONDOM BROKE! 18 YEARS OF FUCKING HELL

kush · 02-19-2010, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by mpahlca

All, from mainstream, to hosting/servers, to accounting, to design, to programming, to staffing, to training. I have done all and trained and built all.

Nice... let me take advantage of this then ;)

In your opinion in mainstream, what's the easiest niche to make a lot of money with as an affiliate for someone starting out?

In today's economy what is a fair hourly rate to pay a php programmer for simple web scripts?

What's been your most successful website that you've owned/built as an affiliate?

How much experience do you have with SEO?

NaughtyRob · 02-19-2010, 11:41 AM

Who the hell are you?

mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

Who are your 3 least favorite nicks (or trolls) on GFY?

I dont really spend enough time reading troll posts, i think seeandsee up there is post bot or atleast close to it, back when people were paying per post, there were so many i couldnt list them all. For actual nicks i dont know brujah but he hates us for some reason, that mr. right guy pissed me off a lot, and then all teh GFY lawyers lol

mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by romeo22

Is that you on your avatar?and if you'r not What does it mean your avatar?

Its as close as I could get making it, i dont have the beard currently my wife hates it ;)

mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by minddust

Tell me why... WHY DID THE CONDOM BROKE! 18 YEARS OF FUCKING HELL

Either too big or too small up to you ;)

96ukssob · 02-19-2010, 11:44 AM

can you get hepatitis from giving rim jobs?

Loch · 02-19-2010, 11:44 AM

Do you buy content?
Need editing and/or Transcoding

If yes to either of the above lets have a meeting next week

mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by kush

Nice... let me take advantage of this then ;)

In your opinion in mainstream, what's the easiest niche to make a lot of money with as an affiliate for someone starting out?

In today's economy what is a fair hourly rate to pay a php programmer for simple web scripts?

What's been your most successful website that you've owned/built as an affiliate?

How much experience do you have with SEO?

Ok going to answer them in order:

1) mainstream the easiest niche/market to make money right now, would be television shows.

2) depends on the country of origin or work here i do around 20 to 30 an hour for starting and then it goes up based on success and skill

3) built not sure i have built twistys, gaytube, others, it would depend on what you defined as success if your talking profit or what i enjoyed it really just runs both ways, i really http://www.sexypeek.com but thats totally not a big priority project.

4) tons of SEO experience pretty much any term i have really gone after i have achieved.

mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by GetNaughty

Who the hell are you?

My name is Michael and if you know who I am then you do, if not then you dont

I have never tried to develop a persona or rep so thats probably got you wondering.

mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

can you get hepatitis from giving rim jobs?

http://www.mentalhelp.net/poc/view_d...pe=doc&id=7631

according to this site yes you can

mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Loch

Do you buy content?
Need editing and/or Transcoding

If yes to either of the above lets have a meeting next week

I buy all the content for twistys and all our sites, we have in house editors though.

kush · 02-19-2010, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by mpahlca

Ok going to answer them in order:

1) mainstream the easiest niche/market to make money right now, would be television shows.

4) tons of SEO experience pretty much any term i have really gone after i have achieved.

Very interesting, never thought so much about this niche. Thanks for the information so far.

What would be a good basic idea for a site to make money with television shows?

What would you promote as an affiliate on the site?

What types of search engine terms would be easiest to go after after to make some quick cash with this niche?

Ravage · 02-19-2010, 11:54 AM

Who would be the best person to contact at Twisty's to have an interview/review done for the wife of a Blue Jay who is looking to do some solo pictorials?

minddust · 02-19-2010, 11:55 AM

Who's your daddy?

billywatson · 02-19-2010, 11:56 AM

Is there money in porn?

NaughtyRob · 02-19-2010, 11:58 AM

Thats how you should have answered my question.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca

I buy all the content for twistys and all our sites, we have in house editors though.

Daddy Big Nuts · 02-19-2010, 12:02 PM

Why do we park in a driveway....and drive on a parkway?

Stuntpig · 02-19-2010, 12:02 PM

What motivates you more-
Challenges or money?

Which one keeps you awake trying figure out a way to nail a keyword or create a product? The challenge of doing it right, or the money it will probably make?

justinsain · 02-19-2010, 12:07 PM

I'm trying to upload a flash video I made in FLASH 8.

Previews fine in FLASH 8

When I upload it using Fetch the files don't upload completely.

The .flv uploads complete.

The 80 KB .swf uploaded only to 78.2 KB

The player skin only uploaded to 3.5 KB of 4 KB

All files were uploaded to the same folder.

The video won't play on the web page.

The last time I uploaded a flash video it worked fine. The time before that I had the same problem I'm having now.

Have an idea as to what it could be?

mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by kush

Very interesting, never thought so much about this niche. Thanks for the information so far.

What would be a good basic idea for a site to make money with television shows?

What would you promote as an affiliate on the site?

What types of search engine terms would be easiest to go after after to make some quick cash with this niche?

on TV you would want to do fan or content driven to make money you could do it thru adsense or CJ and sell items, link to the stars pages etc. then build the money by offering a value product.

terms you go after for quick cash i would let you figure out, its pretty easy if you go to adwords and put in a show name to see the related keywords ;)

mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Adult Rental Chris

Who would be the best person to contact at Twisty's to have an interview/review done for the wife of a Blue Jay who is looking to do some solo pictorials?

me michael at twistys.com

mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by minddust

Who's your daddy?

my dad is my daddy

mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billywatson

Is there money in porn?

Yeah tons of it, more than ever i would say

kush · 02-19-2010, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca

on TV you would want to do fan or content driven to make money you could do it thru adsense or CJ and sell items, link to the stars pages etc. then build the money by offering a value product.

terms you go after for quick cash i would let you figure out, its pretty easy if you go to adwords and put in a show name to see the related keywords ;)

From my experience/knowledge, general mainstream celebrity/star-driven websites earn very very low adsense incomes per click, and the big guys gossip-type sites seem to gobble up most of the SEO traffic. What type of value product might you suggest? I can't seem to think of anything traditionally profitable in mainstream that works well with this traffic.

DamianJ · 02-19-2010, 12:28 PM

You have been kind to me since my first Vegas show, in the limo with the PSK team. Telling me simple and good advice.

What is the best advice YOU have been given and who did you used to ask the questions of before you become the success you are now?

mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Daddy Big Nuts

Why do we park in a driveway....and drive on a parkway?

The usages are extended from the base meanings of the words, and are consistent with these meanings.

A "park" is a place set aside for a specific purpose.

The English word way is the equivalent of the Latin word via, meaning "road" or "path." Thus a "parkway" is a road (way) through a park. The road is used by cars, thus you can drive on a parkway, that is you can drive on the road (way) through the park.

The term driveway originated as the designation for the place you drive you car into at the house, like from the gate of the farm, or estate, to the house. When you got to the end of the driveway, you would park the car. ("Park," as in the meaning described above, because you are putting the car in the place designated for the car, that is the car park.)

The term driveway was thus established and continued to be used, even when people with tract houses had only a short "way" to drive to the house, so the place where you drive the car into by any house is called a driveway.

It is still consistent with the base meaning and broader usage of the term in that you "drive" into and onto the "way" designated for the car for that dwelling.

mpahlca · 02-19-2010, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Stuntpig

What motivates you more-
Challenges or money?

Which one keeps you awake trying figure out a way to nail a keyword or create a product? The challenge of doing it right, or the money it will probably make?

Challenges nothing is about money anymore, beyond keeping my wife happy.

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