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xmas13 · 02-22-2010, 02:35 PM

What the f*ck!

nakeddutch · 02-22-2010, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76

To be honest I am surprised that you got 1 sale from a gallery like this: http://www.nakeddutch.com/628/w/

you have no text links to signup, no "selling points" nothing to entice the surfer to click to see more muchless do you make it easy for them to figure out.

We usually keep the pics from 12 - 15. The one banner at the bottom is also a selling point. Just like us, when we surf, we click 1 - 4 pics per gallery, but see one pic - you buy.... We are researching the 1 sale thing.

will76 · 02-22-2010, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nakeddutch

This method gets the job done

Which method, paying for bandwidth to host some pictures and making no money from it ?

Quote:

Originally Posted by nakeddutch

We usually keep the pics from 12 - 15. The one banner at the bottom is also a selling point. Just like us, when we surf, we click 1 - 4 pics per gallery, but see one pic - you buy.... We are researching the 1 sale thing.

If you are seriously "researching" the one sale thing meaning that you think there is an error with the companies you are promoting and not with you, they you seriously have major issues and will never make any money with adult. There is people here giving you advice that have been submitting galleries for 10++ years and other people who make 1 sale an hour or more.

You ned to spend more time taking the advice given to you here and realizing that your galleries are the problem, instead of "reasearching" some mystical problem with the companies you are promoting, which doesn't exist.

News flash, people stopped clicking banners years ago. ctr on banners is terrible and gets worst every year. People use to click banners 10 years ago, now very few people click banners. Banners are also TERRIBLE for selling people. You can be 100x more effective with good text links.

You are on the verge of being hopeless. If you can step back and learn and make some changes instead of being defensive / trying defend your twisted logic you might actually have a shot with this.

GatorB · 02-22-2010, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nakeddutch

This method gets the job done

Not if you are only getting one sale you retard.

BradM · 02-22-2010, 02:42 PM

you dont make any sense idiot

lazycash · 02-22-2010, 04:06 PM

This guy is the camgirls.com version of tgp submission.

vapewiz · 02-22-2010, 04:24 PM

ThumbLord · 02-22-2010, 04:28 PM

god, ik word hier erg moe van

the Shemp · 02-22-2010, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ThumbLord

god, ik word hier erg moe van

i agree with Thumblord...

SiMpLe · 02-22-2010, 05:01 PM

Have you guys ever researched on how to make converting galleries... It's good you posted this thread cuz now you will lol sheeeeeesh

SiMpLe · 02-22-2010, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nakeddutch

This method gets the job done

WOW

ThumbLord · 02-22-2010, 05:18 PM

thanks for the thumbs-up Shemp, the translation is:
God I am getting very tired of this, but heh I know you got that

Wizzo · 02-22-2010, 05:24 PM

This thread even makes baby jesus cry...

ThumbLord · 02-22-2010, 05:25 PM

yep it does makes baby Jesus cry, ........... just got confirmation

L-Pink · 02-22-2010, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nakeddutch

We are looking into the 1-sale thing.

While you're at it look into skipping the big fucking type.

.

CamTraffic · 02-22-2010, 05:54 PM

i am surprised you got listed in the first place

baddog · 02-22-2010, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by allanuk

i had a look at your things you posted.

they look ugly.

Coming from him, that is saying something.

Quote:

Originally Posted by nakeddutch

This method gets the job done

Obviously.

Quote:

Originally Posted by nakeddutch

We are looking into the 1-sale thing.

You figure it was a sympathy sale to get you started?

Nicky · 02-22-2010, 06:07 PM

There's not enough tin in your foil hat

fuzebox · 02-22-2010, 06:09 PM

Cyber Fucker · 02-22-2010, 06:13 PM

What is this all about???

u-Bob · 02-22-2010, 06:20 PM

Vox · 02-22-2010, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nakeddutch

.... We are researching the 1 sale thing.

Who is "We"... The voices in your head?

amvcdotcom · 02-22-2010, 07:54 PM

i just read war and peace and your page is still loading.

Domain Broker · 02-22-2010, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

This guy is the camgirls.com version of tgp submission.

F-U-Jimmy · 02-22-2010, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

You figure it was a sympathy sale to get you started?

Funny shit

slapass · 02-22-2010, 08:21 PM

fake nick?

papill0n · 02-22-2010, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

This guy is the camgirls.com version of tgp submission.

michel · 02-23-2010, 01:20 AM

Nice thread!!!

Iron Fist · 02-23-2010, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amvcdotcom

i just read war and peace and your page is still loading.

Okay now that is fucking funny.

Iron Fist · 02-23-2010, 01:33 AM

HOLY MOTHER FUCK!

I just figured it out....

Your thumbs are...

wait for it...

TOO SMALL!

Man, you got to make em bigger man.... the bigger the better. Seriously!

You can thank me later!

Mr. Garibaldi · 02-23-2010, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nakeddutch

This method gets the job done

fucking idiot

ilbb · 02-23-2010, 02:11 AM

TIP: try adding text link to join page. who the fuck click 468x60 banners these days?

CPimp · 02-23-2010, 02:12 AM

Fucking sleep programming... screw that. I can do it awake. Even I can come up with a better gallery design than that! Fuck!

I can tell you why they don't convert... but I won't.

CPimp · 02-23-2010, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky

There's not enough tin in your foil hat

I LOL'ed at that... very good one!

BigRod · 02-23-2010, 03:48 AM

Oh SHIT... This has been the funniest thread I have read in a long time.

Ron2k1 · 02-23-2010, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nakeddutch

This method gets the job done

You are a stupid ignorant idiot.

You get free advice here and you keep on ignoring it and talking about your '1 sale conspiracy thing' or something.

You failed 100%, you obviously have no clue what you're doing. Hell, did you ever visit a gallery at all before you made your crap? It sucks even more then my first crap I made in 1998...

Come on man, this thread must be a joke.

ottopottomouse · 02-23-2010, 04:56 AM

Being relatively new to the forum I really can't tell if nakeddutch is a high quality troll or a spastic quality businessman.

Liking the helpfulness of some of the advice given though

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilbb

TIP: try adding text link to join page. who the fuck click 468x60 banners these days?

Its not just 'who clicks them?' its also 'who sees them?'
I had a problem with helping someone who wanted to add banners to their sites a couple of weeks ago. It took me ages to work out why they didn't seem to be displaying on the pages. Slightly embarressed when I realised it was because of my adblocking extension on firefox

kada · 02-23-2010, 05:05 AM

funny thread title

BIGTYMER · 02-23-2010, 05:21 AM

I hate to break it to you but sleep programming doesn't work.

Ron2k1 · 02-23-2010, 05:27 AM

Btw who's that nakeddutch webteam? You, your mother and your grandpa?

Bhunter · 02-23-2010, 05:40 AM

There is no money in porn, everybody knows that. You were very lucky to make that one sale.

Nicky · 02-23-2010, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tube2k

I LOL'ed at that... very good one!

I was hoping someone would catch the drift

Ron2k1 · 02-23-2010, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michel

Nice thread!!!

Did you approve another one of his great galleries today allready?

Darkland · 02-23-2010, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

you have to promote weird ass shit on the hun to make sales. also your galleries are horrid. they are so damn plain and either you have a very very very VERY slow server or your are loading full pictures as thumbs...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat

Drop the counter and do some better linking instead of a regular banner on the bottom and then try the sleep programming again...just my 2 cents.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

WOW did I get transported back 10 years in time? Even 10 years ago that gallery would suck. Who in the fuck uses counters like that anymore? Yes softcore pics of a pornstar that hasn't made any porn in nearly a dozen years is going to get me to whip out the old credit card. I'm pretty sure that if I was a huge Jenna Jameson fan that I would have acquired all of her content by now.

Quote:

Originally Posted by nation-x

you are an idiot... that is why you didn't make anything from "the hun" listings... you can't just submit some random fucking galleries and make bank... this isn't 1999.

Talking to this guy is no use. He was given advice before on turning his shitty galleries into better, converting galleries. He won't listen, THAT is why he isn't making any money.

Roald · 02-23-2010, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nakeddutch

This method gets the job done

If your job is to get listed than yes it gets the job done.

damn time waster.

Chosen · 02-23-2010, 07:46 AM

Thats sucks I guess...

Andy CHOOPA · 02-23-2010, 08:37 AM

This went from good advice to good jokes. Either way... good read haha.

czarina · 02-23-2010, 08:52 AM

getting listed on the hun is not the best way to get sales. His traffic is horrible so I wouldn't base my conversions on that.

Lace · 02-23-2010, 11:06 AM

lol this is hilarious

michel · 02-23-2010, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ron2k1

Did you approve another one of his great galleries today allready?

We list free content that makes our visitors happy. It's up to the webmaster to convert it.

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