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shwsrvcs · 03-29-2010, 07:00 PM

http://www.thefoxnation.com/global-w...ath-antarctica

Global Warming Activist Freezes to Death in Antarctica

Famed global warming activist James Schneider and a journalist friend were both found frozen to death on Saturday, about 90 miles from South Pole Station, by the pilot of a ski plane practicing emergency evacuation procedures.

"I couldn't believe what I was seeing", recounted the pilot, Jimmy Dolittle. "There were two snowmobiles with cargo sleds, a tent, and a bright orange rope that had been laid out on the ice, forming the words, 'HELP-COLD'."

One friend of Prof. Schneider told ecoEnquirer that he had been planning a trip to an ice sheet to film the devastation brought on by global warming. His wife, Linda, said that she had heard him discussing the trip with his environmental activist friends, but she assumed that he was talking about the Greenland ice sheet, a much smaller ice sheet than Antarctica.

"He kept talking about when they 'get down to chili', and I thought they were talking about the order in which they would consume their food supplies", Mrs. Schneider recounted. "I had no idea they were talking about Chile, the country from which you usually fly or sail in order to reach Antarctica."

Apparently, while all of Prof. Schneider's friends were assuming that the July trek would be to Greenland, during Northern Hemisphere summer, his plans were actually to snowmobile to the South Pole - which, in July, is in the dead of winter.

Mr. Dolittle related how some people do not realize that, even if there has been warming in Antarctica, the average temperature at the South Pole in July still runs about 70 degrees F below zero. "Some people think that July is warm everywhere on Earth."

stickyfingerz · 03-29-2010, 07:02 PM

Hmm gonna wait to see how the rest of the forum reacts and hold my own personal thoughts in my head for the time being.

$5 submissions · 03-29-2010, 07:10 PM

I wonder how average northern hemisphere (and polar) temperatures will look like after El Nino is over.

J. Falcon · 03-29-2010, 07:11 PM

Antarctica is no place for activists.

MrBottomTooth · 03-29-2010, 07:16 PM

Original article:

http://www.ecoenquirer.com/south-pole-tragedy.htm

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hypedough · 03-29-2010, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Antarctica is no place for any people.

Corrected it for you.

MaDalton · 03-29-2010, 07:16 PM

Isn't it ironic, don't you think? It's like raaaaiiiiaaaaaiinnnnn....

BIGTYMER · 03-29-2010, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

Original article:

http://www.ecoenquirer.com/south-pole-tragedy.htm

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But what about Mr. Dolittle?

shwsrvcs · 03-29-2010, 07:28 PM

Drat! foiled again!

cykoe6 · 03-29-2010, 07:36 PM

CaptainHowdy · 03-29-2010, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon

Antarctica is no place for activists.

Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!

marketsmart · 03-29-2010, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

But what about Mr. Dolittle?

It knew it was a hoak.. everyone knows "Mr. Dolittle" is actaully a Dr.

and he can speak to the animals....

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ottopottomouse · 03-30-2010, 05:20 AM

Shame it's a spoof

cykoe6 · 03-30-2010, 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Shame it's a spoof

Agreed.

_Richard_ · 03-30-2010, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

Original article:

http://www.ecoenquirer.com/south-pole-tragedy.htm

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bronco67 · 03-30-2010, 11:30 AM

It had to be hoax. The irony was too mind boggling.

baddog · 03-30-2010, 01:49 PM

wrong thread

Furious_Male · 03-30-2010, 01:52 PM

Had me up until the "down to chili" part. To funny though.

03-29-2010, 07:00 PM	#1
shwsrvcs Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 600	Sad - Global Warming Activist Freezes to Death in Antartica http://www.thefoxnation.com/global-w...ath-antarctica Global Warming Activist Freezes to Death in Antarctica Famed global warming activist James Schneider and a journalist friend were both found frozen to death on Saturday, about 90 miles from South Pole Station, by the pilot of a ski plane practicing emergency evacuation procedures. "I couldn't believe what I was seeing", recounted the pilot, Jimmy Dolittle. "There were two snowmobiles with cargo sleds, a tent, and a bright orange rope that had been laid out on the ice, forming the words, 'HELP-COLD'." One friend of Prof. Schneider told ecoEnquirer that he had been planning a trip to an ice sheet to film the devastation brought on by global warming. His wife, Linda, said that she had heard him discussing the trip with his environmental activist friends, but she assumed that he was talking about the Greenland ice sheet, a much smaller ice sheet than Antarctica. "He kept talking about when they 'get down to chili', and I thought they were talking about the order in which they would consume their food supplies", Mrs. Schneider recounted. "I had no idea they were talking about Chile, the country from which you usually fly or sail in order to reach Antarctica." Apparently, while all of Prof. Schneider's friends were assuming that the July trek would be to Greenland, during Northern Hemisphere summer, his plans were actually to snowmobile to the South Pole - which, in July, is in the dead of winter. Mr. Dolittle related how some people do not realize that, even if there has been warming in Antarctica, the average temperature at the South Pole in July still runs about 70 degrees F below zero. "Some people think that July is warm everywhere on Earth." __________________ MUTTCASH! Start Earning today! www.muttcash.com

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