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Farang · 03-13-2010, 01:20 PM

So I went to see my mom in UK this Jan, I brought two laptops with me and forgot one there at her place. Today, two months later, she calls me and says "I just checked the laptop you forgot at my house and found the video of you and two ladies doing drugs in your room. I don't ever want to see such stuff again, you hear me, it's bad bad bad"

I thought it was funny and sad at the same time, so decided to share.
I wonder what she thinks of me now...

Iron Fist · 03-13-2010, 01:22 PM

Glad you told us about it.... does it make you feel better?

minddust · 03-13-2010, 01:23 PM

Cokehead sucks

MoreMagic · 03-13-2010, 01:24 PM

I just send her your avatar, now you know for sure you arr not part of her testament anymore.

Shit what is her problem, she could have found out they are trannies.

Farang · 03-13-2010, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

Glad you told us about it.... does it make you feel better?

Stop stalking me you clueless sigwhore

atheos · 03-13-2010, 01:37 PM

listen to your mother

pimpware · 03-13-2010, 03:03 PM

The real words

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"I just checked the laptop you forgot at my house and found the video of you and two thai ladyboys doing drugs in your room. I don't ever want to see such stuff again, you hear me, trannies are bad bad bad"

Manowar · 03-13-2010, 03:06 PM

did she then upload it to tube8?

Iron Fist · 03-13-2010, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Farang

Stop stalking me you clueless sigwhore

No.

Broo · 03-13-2010, 03:23 PM

Shit that situation is so fucked

epitome · 03-13-2010, 03:33 PM

Sounds like your Mom is smarter than you are.

Quagmire · 03-13-2010, 03:38 PM

Jarmusch · 03-13-2010, 03:39 PM

I don't know what's worse: that or being caught masturbating by your mother

Farang · 03-13-2010, 03:49 PM

What, nobody finds this funny? Was it the way she said it, the fact that she called me on Friday night or my twisted sense of humor

jay23 · 03-13-2010, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang

So I went to see my mom in UK this Jan, I brought two laptops with me and forgot one there at her place. Today, two months later, she calls me and says "I just checked the laptop you forgot at my house and found the video of you and two ladies doing drugs in your room. I don't ever want to see such stuff again, you hear me, it's bad bad bad"

I thought it was funny and sad at the same time, so decided to share.
I wonder what she thinks of me now...

how much does 1g of coke cost in BKK ?

Deej · 03-13-2010, 05:36 PM

im calling shinanigans!!!!!!!!!!

beerptrol · 03-13-2010, 06:12 PM

she's your mom and loves u regardless

ukxtra · 03-13-2010, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

I don't know what's worse: that or being caught masturbating by your mother

How about catching your mother masturbating while doing coke off a ladyboy's ass?

BVF · 03-13-2010, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Farang

What, nobody finds this funny? Was it the way she said it, the fact that she called me on Friday night or my twisted sense of humor

Coming from a person that loved the stuff, I think it's fucking stupid.

Farang · 03-13-2010, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

Coming from a person that loved the stuff, I think it's fucking stupid.

Why are you calling your black brother stupid?

I forgot the thing, it was an accident. And the phone conversation made me LOL, is all...

brand0n · 03-13-2010, 07:08 PM

no link to vid?

epitome · 03-13-2010, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Farang

What, nobody finds this funny? Was it the way she said it, the fact that she called me on Friday night or my twisted sense of humor

No, it's because of the "look at me, I do drugs!" Most will just shake their head in pity.

On the upside, I've finally figured out why you're pale and skinny in a land of tan people.

moeloubani · 03-13-2010, 08:20 PM

anyone can get two hookers to do lines in their room

anyone

papill0n · 03-13-2010, 08:28 PM

wow you go girl

yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Semi-Retired-Dave · 03-13-2010, 08:38 PM

First of all, your mom must have plugged in the laptop to power it up, then she went through all your files. Why do you travel with two laptops? Strange. And you forget one,

Then on top of it, you video yourself doing lines with Hookers.

Not that funny. Sorry! No offense.

onwebcam · 03-14-2010, 01:28 AM

She was probably being fucked by some big black dude when she called you.

BigRod · 03-14-2010, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Then on top of it, you video yourself doing lines with Hookers.

Yeah not too smart

Farang · 03-14-2010, 02:02 AM

Why would I brag about drugs, you retards? Anyone can afford them, right... It's not like a villa or a supercar. Do you idiots really think I'm sitting here in sunny Thailand making up all those crazy stories all day long seeking gfy attention(ie. stupid tranny jokes, insults, threats, some fat fuck claiming he's fucked my gf, another fuck really has, etc)? Even facebook was more fun... So I'm just gonna stick to my wordpress blog from now on.

Anyway, I don't have time to argue with any of you sigwhores, I have work to do and girls to fuck.

Thanks for the hate, btw. Haters are part of success

onwebcam · 03-14-2010, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Farang

Why would I brag about drugs, you retards? Anyone can afford them, right... It's not like a villa or a supercar. Do you idiots really think I'm sitting here in sunny Thailand making up all those crazy stories all day long seeking gfy attention(ie. stupid tranny jokes, insults, threats, some fat fuck claiming he's fucked my gf, another fuck really has, etc)? Even facebook was more fun... So I'm just gonna stick to my wordpress blog from now on.

Anyway, I don't have time to argue with any of you sigwhores, I have work to do and girls to fuck.

Thanks for the hate, btw. Haters are part of success

Awww did someones feelings get hurt?

Farang · 03-14-2010, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

First of all, your mom must have plugged in the laptop to power it up, then she went through all your files. Why do you travel with two laptops? Strange. And you forget one,

I didn't want to leave a laptop with gf, who had a history of smashing them, so I took both with me.

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Then on top of it, you video yourself doing lines with Hookers.

I don't thin I'm dumb enough to make such videos... Probably some old clip in bluetooth incoming folder I never knew about...

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

Not that funny. Sorry! No offense.

Told the story to couple friends and we had a laugh

Farang · 03-14-2010, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam

She was probably being fucked by some big black dude when she called you.

Comparing to some degenerates here, my sense of humor is not that bad

onwebcam · 03-14-2010, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Farang

Comparing to some degenerates here, my sense of humor is not that bad

I'll give ya that one

just a punk · 03-14-2010, 03:09 AM

Farang, are you junkie? It must be really suck to be like you. Sorry, no offense.

As about your story. It's not funny at all. Stupid? For sure, but not funny. You have to know that so-called "seance of humor" of a drug addict is a way different to the one that healthy human has.

SpongeBub · 03-14-2010, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Farang

I wonder what she thinks of me now...

'Bout the same thing we do...

Ramp · 03-14-2010, 05:04 AM

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If the guy loves the way he lives, why you need to bitch on that?
Let him do it in his way..

seeandsee · 03-14-2010, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Farang

So I went to see my mom in UK this Jan, I brought two laptops with me and forgot one there at her place. Today, two months later, she calls me and says "I just checked the laptop you forgot at my house and found the video of you and two ladies doing drugs in your room. I don't ever want to see such stuff again, you hear me, it's bad bad bad"

I thought it was funny and sad at the same time, so decided to share.
I wonder what she thinks of me now...

RadicalSights · 03-14-2010, 07:08 AM

Were the hookers hot?

Farang · 03-14-2010, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead

No.

From gfy profile:
Occupation: Pornmaster for 5+ years.
Let's see: 20 posts / day for 4 years, still working his day job, still pretty much clueless, gfy sig pays the rent - typical hater profile.

Hate on, pornmasters, hate on

Konkan · 03-14-2010, 07:30 AM

that sucks dude

Chosen · 03-14-2010, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by SpongeBub

'Bout the same thing we do...

lagcam · 03-14-2010, 07:43 AM

I am sure few people here actually "hate" you. I for one just think you are an idiot who constantly makes extremely sad "look at me" posts that only impress people who have never travelled outside their home country.

Travelling internationally with 2 laptops containing videos of you taking drugs is stupid.

There is no other word for it.

nikki99 · 03-14-2010, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire

03-14-2010, 08:17 AM

I see the ePassporte card is hard at work.

Farang · 03-14-2010, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by cyberxxx

Farang, are you junkie?

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Originally Posted by onwebcam

She was probably being fucked by some big black dude when she called you.

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Originally Posted by papill0n

yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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Originally Posted by moeloubani

anyone can get two hookers to do lines in their room

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Originally Posted by epitome

"look at me, I do drugs!"

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Originally Posted by Deej

im calling shinanigans!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by minddust

Cokehead sucks

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Originally Posted by lagcam

I for one just think you are an idiot

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-14-2010, 11:08 AM

I found it mildly entertaining, providing they're actually biological females...

AtlantisCash · 03-14-2010, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Farang

So I went to see my mom in UK this Jan, I brought two laptops with me and forgot one there at her place. Today, two months later, she calls me and says "I just checked the laptop you forgot at my house and found the video of you and two ladies doing drugs in your room. I don't ever want to see such stuff again, you hear me, it's bad bad bad"

I thought it was funny and sad at the same time, so decided to share.
I wonder what she thinks of me now...

don't take offence, but weren't you the guy who was bitching about his failing at Adult industry?

*********

Other then that i don't get why some people care to judge other's life, it's so Hypocriticle for the people who makes money by seling porn.

Let the guy be it, mind Your own business guys

Farang · 03-14-2010, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by AtlantisCash

don't take offence, but weren't you the guy who was bitching about his failing at Adult industry?

No, never.

M0nk · 03-14-2010, 01:55 PM

Damn! that sucks! I wonder how will tou feel if it was you the one to see your mom doing it...

AtlantisCash · 03-14-2010, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Farang

No, never.

then it was someone else sorry...

Darkcrni · 03-14-2010, 04:42 PM

You see....mom knows the best!

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Farang one sick puppy Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the worst of the West meets the worst of the East Posts: 11,484	My mom has just watched two hookers doing lines and partying down on my bed :/ So I went to see my mom in UK this Jan, I brought two laptops with me and forgot one there at her place. Today, two months later, she calls me and says "I just checked the laptop you forgot at my house and found the video of you and two ladies doing drugs in your room. I don't ever want to see such stuff again, you hear me, it's bad bad bad" I thought it was funny and sad at the same time, so decided to share. I wonder what she thinks of me now...

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Farang one sick puppy Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Where the worst of the West meets the worst of the East Posts: 11,484	Why would I brag about drugs, you retards? Anyone can afford them, right... It's not like a villa or a supercar. Do you idiots really think I'm sitting here in sunny Thailand making up all those crazy stories all day long seeking gfy attention(ie. stupid tranny jokes, insults, threats, some fat fuck claiming he's fucked my gf, another fuck really has, etc)? Even facebook was more fun... So I'm just gonna stick to my wordpress blog from now on. Anyway, I don't have time to argue with any of you sigwhores, I have work to do and girls to fuck. Thanks for the hate, btw. Haters are part of success

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