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Man used penis to assault female police officer
"Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way."
"Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."" http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/8570398.stm ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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hahaahhahaha
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Work Work Work
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Sounds like cheap TV series
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Bet she never thought she'd be using "evasive action" in that way, lol.
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Holy shit! Evasive Action!! LOL!
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"He lunged at the female police officer with his penis. She moved."
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bahahahahhahahaha
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Hmm
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lol...
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I can't believe it
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i like kitties.
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I hope she used her nightstick after he tried to use his.
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If I was drunk enough to do that I'd hope they'd charge me with "assault with a deadly weapon" :D
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So Fucking Banananananas
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whoa, good thing she got out of the way, she could of been really hurt
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at least she saw Mr Floppy as a threat and didn't laugh at it
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What was her head doing that low..lol
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Lol, cockslap!
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If it was only a 4 incher.. she would have had to be a midget lol
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lol, what the hell!
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now thats a good plot for an action movie!!!
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that's a good use of a penis.
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