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Old 03-17-2010, 12:04 PM   #1
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Man used penis to assault female police officer

"Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way."

"Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck.""

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Old 03-17-2010, 01:08 PM   #2
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Old 03-17-2010, 01:17 PM   #3
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Sounds like cheap TV series
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Old 03-17-2010, 01:20 PM   #4
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Bet she never thought she'd be using "evasive action" in that way, lol.
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Old 03-17-2010, 01:21 PM   #5
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forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."
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Old 03-17-2010, 01:25 PM   #6
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Holy shit! Evasive Action!! LOL!
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Old 03-17-2010, 01:25 PM   #7
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"He lunged at the female police officer with his penis. She moved."
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Old 03-17-2010, 01:55 PM   #8
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Old 03-17-2010, 01:57 PM   #9
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Old 03-17-2010, 03:12 PM   #10
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Old 03-17-2010, 04:59 PM   #11
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I hope she used her nightstick after he tried to use his.
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Old 03-17-2010, 05:09 PM   #12
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If I was drunk enough to do that I'd hope they'd charge me with "assault with a deadly weapon" :D
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Old 03-17-2010, 05:21 PM   #13
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whoa, good thing she got out of the way, she could of been really hurt
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Old 03-17-2010, 05:23 PM   #14
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at least she saw Mr Floppy as a threat and didn't laugh at it
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Old 03-17-2010, 05:26 PM   #15
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Lol,what if it was only a 4 incher?
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Old 03-17-2010, 06:26 PM   #16
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What was her head doing that low..lol
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Old 03-17-2010, 06:57 PM   #17
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Lol, cockslap!
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Old 03-17-2010, 07:47 PM   #18
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Lol,what if it was only a 4 incher?
If it was only a 4 incher.. she would have had to be a midget lol
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Old 03-17-2010, 09:47 PM   #19
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lol, what the hell!
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Old 03-18-2010, 12:12 AM   #20
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now thats a good plot for an action movie!!!
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Old 03-18-2010, 12:12 AM   #21
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that's a good use of a penis.
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