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Old 03-18-2010, 03:02 PM   #1
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A Joke for GFY
I had to share this with somebody and I thought GFY would have the most suitable audience

My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting and pleading, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" Her eyes locked on me and she screamed, "You did this to me, you bastard!"

I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, 'That would hurt too much'."

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Old 03-18-2010, 03:03 PM   #2
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I had to share this with somebody and I thought GFY would have the most suitable audience

My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting and pleading, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" Her eyes locked on me and she screamed, "You did this to me, you bastard!"

I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, 'That would hurt too much'."
Elli = tranny baby daddy?

NFW!!!!!
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Old 03-18-2010, 03:05 PM   #3
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Old 03-18-2010, 04:55 PM   #4
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Old 03-18-2010, 04:57 PM   #5
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to add on my own perverted note: there is no better face than the face a chick makes when you are sticking it in their ass.
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Old 03-18-2010, 05:16 PM   #6
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Old 03-18-2010, 05:17 PM   #7
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Old 03-18-2010, 05:25 PM   #8
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Old 03-18-2010, 06:23 PM   #9
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Old 03-18-2010, 06:41 PM   #10
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Old 03-18-2010, 06:51 PM   #12
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Old 03-18-2010, 06:51 PM   #13
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Old 03-18-2010, 06:59 PM   #14
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Elli = tranny baby daddy?

NFW!!!!!
No, silly! the joke is just written from the male perspective, GEEZ!
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:01 PM   #15
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Old 03-19-2010, 10:18 AM   #16
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Old 03-19-2010, 10:23 AM   #17
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Old 03-19-2010, 10:25 AM   #19
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Old 03-19-2010, 10:26 AM   #20
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Old 03-19-2010, 10:30 AM   #21
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Old 03-19-2010, 12:13 PM   #22
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