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DamianJ · 04-01-2010, 01:47 AM

Dear Everyone

This is a hard letter for me to write.

I am quitting the adult industry to devote my life to Jesus.

For too long have I toiled selling sinful flesh to the needy and lonely. It is time for me to spend my efforts and talents selling the love of The Good Lord instead.

Some of you have been good friends, and I appreciate the time we have spent. But now, I must turn my back on my lust-filled past and concentrate on simply sharing the love of Jesus with the needy and lonely.

I will be setting up marketingforjesus.com in the next few days. If any of you need any help in getting out of this hell-destined industry, contact me for salvation.

Yours FAITHfully

Damian Jennings

Sabby · 04-01-2010, 01:50 AM

Happy April Fools.

Sabby

POed-poster · 04-01-2010, 01:51 AM

If you were serious, you would delete your sig or replace it with a bible verse.

Farang · 04-01-2010, 01:51 AM

Everyone knows it's the 1st of Apr, right... What's the purpose of all those jokes

mikesinner · 04-01-2010, 01:52 AM

Jesus has been dead for a long time man, why would you want to follow him?

TrainWreckContent · 04-01-2010, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

I will be setting up marketingforjesus.com in the next few days. If any of you need any help in getting out of this hell-destined industry, contact me for salvation.

Yours FAITHfully

Damian Jennings

thanks email just sent to you...i am looking forward to receiving your help

hypedough · 04-01-2010, 01:56 AM

I want to join in dude. Let me know, I have a feeling we're all going to goto a bad place for what we've been doing.

Domain Diva · 04-01-2010, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

I will be setting up marketingforjesus.com in the next few days.

Good luck but just a tip I would register that domain as its available on GoDaddy and if someone on GFY catches on to that ..well your plans could be history !

Ps ..As a domain broker I would also advise you get all the other versions as well... .mobi etc as if it takes off well youll have cybersquatters to deal with .....just a tip !

Sabby · 04-01-2010, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner

Jesus has been dead for a long time man, why would you want to follow him?

Jesus loves you Michael.

Sabby

04-01-2010, 02:02 AM

i forgot it was april 1st

Paul Markham · 04-01-2010, 02:13 AM

God loves sex and wants us to do it more often. That's why he made it so bloody enjoyable. LOL

DamianJ · 04-01-2010, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

God loves sex and wants us to do it more often. That's why he made it so bloody enjoyable. LOL

Deja vu?

JFK · 04-01-2010, 02:37 AM

bless you, You should go into billing, I hear there is money in it

redwhiteandblue · 04-01-2010, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Deja vu?

Bless you.

Chosen · 04-01-2010, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

God loves sex and wants us to do it more often. That's why he made it so bloody enjoyable. LOL

stag44 · 04-01-2010, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

But now, I must turn my back on my lust-filled past and concentrate on simply sharing the love of Jesus with the needy and lonely.

Ahhh yr up for a bit of self flag... and nasty brown habits...

J. Falcon · 04-01-2010, 03:31 AM

I wish you the best.

Barefootsies · 04-01-2010, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

I am quitting the adult industry to devote my life to Jesus.

Bend over and take it like a man.

TeenCat · 04-01-2010, 05:54 AM

i got offer to be first man on mars, i am leaving to training camp in three hours, good bye adult business also

Tasty1 · 04-01-2010, 06:30 AM

[QUOTE=JFK;16997261]bless you, You should go into billing, I hear there is money in it

Haha, those crazy guys. But it worked, i remember them.
Except i don't know what they realy were selling.

CaptainHowdy · 04-01-2010, 06:57 AM

See you tomorrow...

Sid70 · 04-01-2010, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

Dear Everyone

This is a hard letter for me to write.

I am quitting the adult industry to devote my life to Jesus.

For too long have I toiled selling sinful flesh to the needy and lonely. It is time for me to spend my efforts and talents selling the love of The Good Lord instead.

Some of you have been good friends, and I appreciate the time we have spent. But now, I must turn my back on my lust-filled past and concentrate on simply sharing the love of Jesus with the needy and lonely.

I will be setting up marketingforjesus.com in the next few days. If any of you need any help in getting out of this hell-destined industry, contact me for salvation.

Yours FAITHfully

Damian Jennings

at some point i understand you very well. too bad its just april the 1st.

Serial Pervert · 04-01-2010, 07:06 AM

yeah, right, nice joke.

Cyber Fucker · 04-01-2010, 07:13 AM

Good luck with the new business, Mr. Jesus sells better than any porn for sure... for example the biggest fish in Poland father Tadeusz Rydzyk has about 1 million clients and more often they pay him the savings of their whole lives for Jesus love. He's got own castle, maybach, helicopter and he dosn't have to pay taxes.

LoveSandra · 04-01-2010, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK

bless you, You should go into billing, I hear there is money in it

arock10 · 04-01-2010, 08:33 AM

lies lies lies

RachelPanda · 04-01-2010, 08:46 AM

All I know from this thread is that mustaches are extremely sexy.

Cash · 04-02-2010, 02:30 PM

Good luck in your holy mission

joker ...

Mohawk Steve · 04-02-2010, 04:40 PM

That Jesus guy must be the one that showed you all the tricks that I saw you do at the Magic Castle! Mystery solved!

fatfoo · 04-02-2010, 04:52 PM

Jesus teachings help build the willpower needed to resist sexual temptations and to resist crimes and sins. Good luck, DamianJ.

[ Nate ] · 04-03-2010, 07:53 AM

Jesus is my homeboy.

04-01-2010, 01:47 AM	#1
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	I am leaving adult. Dear Everyone This is a hard letter for me to write. I am quitting the adult industry to devote my life to Jesus. For too long have I toiled selling sinful flesh to the needy and lonely. It is time for me to spend my efforts and talents selling the love of The Good Lord instead. Some of you have been good friends, and I appreciate the time we have spent. But now, I must turn my back on my lust-filled past and concentrate on simply sharing the love of Jesus with the needy and lonely. I will be setting up marketingforjesus.com in the next few days. If any of you need any help in getting out of this hell-destined industry, contact me for salvation. Yours FAITHfully Damian Jennings

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