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baddog · 04-05-2010, 11:05 AM

Seems Pandora's box has been opened.

A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

96ukssob · 04-05-2010, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Seems Pandora's box has been opened.

maybe he knows how to stop all these tubes

religious people dont like things that challenge religion, so this will be the first of many nut jobs calling wolf

baddog · 04-05-2010, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

maybe he knows how to stop all these tubes

religious people dont like things that challenge religion, so this will be the first of many nut jobs calling wolf

I would ask him if they still have Internet porn or tubes. Not sure I understand the religion/wolf observation.

ThumbLord · 04-05-2010, 11:21 AM

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future
By Nick Hide on 01 April 2010, 10:33am

nice article, nice date, well done

2012 · 04-05-2010, 11:27 AM

John-ACWM · 04-05-2010, 11:39 AM

Cool. Hope he's gonna call some special friends to get the job done

scarlettcontent · 04-05-2010, 01:10 PM

communist chocolate hellhole lol

Ladyboy King · 04-05-2010, 01:50 PM

While it is probably a joke for April Fools, how would we ever know if something like that really did happen?

If someone did come from the future, he would be arrested and tossed in the can.

michael.kickass · 04-05-2010, 03:14 PM

Right, what if the guy is actually telling the truth! =D

Jdoughs · 04-05-2010, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Ladyboy King

While it is probably a joke for April Fools, how would we ever know if something like that really did happen?

If someone did come from the future, he would be arrested and tossed in the can.

You would think, if they were smart enough to build a time machine, they would come back to BEFORE it was fully built, and operational.

WinstonTriplexcash · 04-05-2010, 05:46 PM

how come loonies from the future get to time travel and the "einsteins" don't?

CaptainHowdy · 04-05-2010, 05:49 PM

We're all dead anyways...

WinstonTriplexcash · 04-05-2010, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by WinstonTriplexcash

how come loonies from the future get to time travel and the "einsteins" don't?

and then sometime in the future a virus spread and infected and killed everyone whose IQ is over 80. Hence, the r-tards were left to rule the world.

J. Falcon · 04-05-2010, 06:26 PM

munki · 04-06-2010, 12:59 AM

The answer is 42

pimpware · 04-06-2010, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by WinstonTriplexcash

how come loonies from the future get to time travel and the "einsteins" don't?

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Zorgman · 04-06-2010, 02:13 AM

Answer me this then, if you build a time machine now because of 9/11 and wanted to save those people and when you came back you did save them. Then wouldn't you not make a time machine to come back to change the past. It would be like coming back and brake up your parents from dating, you wouldn't exist to come back. etc.

Too much for me.

mikeyddddd · 04-06-2010, 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by scarlettcontent

communist chocolate hellhole lol

Davy · 04-06-2010, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Seems Pandora's box has been opened.

AWESOME!!!

April Fool's ?

munki · 04-06-2010, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Zorgman

Answer me this then, if you build a time machine now because of 9/11 and wanted to save those people and when you came back you did save them. Then wouldn't you not make a time machine to come back to change the past. It would be like coming back and brake up your parents from dating, you wouldn't exist to come back. etc.

Too much for me.

Voodoo · 04-06-2010, 04:21 AM

John Titor poser

SEO Expert · 04-06-2010, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Seems Pandora's box has been opened.

By Nick Hide on 01 April 2010, 10:33am

I know you're old and all, but try to keep up.

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